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October 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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There’s a new Orpheus on Broadway and I can only see Jemima from the Cats movie.
They say his Orpheus knows he’s been here before and before and before and HOLY CRAP the footage I’ve seen backs up the claim.
They say his Orpheus knows he’s been here before and before and before and HOLY CRAP the footage I’ve seen backs up the claim.
September 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
There’s a new Orpheus on Broadway and I can only see Jemima from the Cats movie.
They say his Orpheus knows he’s been here before and before and before and HOLY CRAP the footage I’ve seen backs up the claim.
They say his Orpheus knows he’s been here before and before and before and HOLY CRAP the footage I’ve seen backs up the claim.
Someone managed to hack into Duke’s twitter account and change the email so I can’t update the password... and of course twitter support is nonexistent. 🙃
now how will i share photos of his morose vet visits with his fans 🤣🤷🏼♀️
we can’t have anything nice, can we
now how will i share photos of his morose vet visits with his fans 🤣🤷🏼♀️
we can’t have anything nice, can we
July 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Someone managed to hack into Duke’s twitter account and change the email so I can’t update the password... and of course twitter support is nonexistent. 🙃
now how will i share photos of his morose vet visits with his fans 🤣🤷🏼♀️
we can’t have anything nice, can we
now how will i share photos of his morose vet visits with his fans 🤣🤷🏼♀️
we can’t have anything nice, can we
I can’t wait for people to tell me that bombing Iran wasn’t an act of war.
June 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I can’t wait for people to tell me that bombing Iran wasn’t an act of war.
the world is a dumpster fire but The Jalapeño got on my lap and was doin’ smooches, so…
June 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
the world is a dumpster fire but The Jalapeño got on my lap and was doin’ smooches, so…
Finally watching Conclave and had no idea who Sister Agnes was until the INSTANT she spoke. 😳
“NOW, A WARNING?”
“NOW, A WARNING?”
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June 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Finally watching Conclave and had no idea who Sister Agnes was until the INSTANT she spoke. 😳
“NOW, A WARNING?”
“NOW, A WARNING?”
the thing me and my dog like best is when the lightning strike is so close you hear the crack of thunder before you see the flash.
the screwed up thing is: 3 minutes later we are hearing the birds chirping like happy laser pewpewpew
YALL. IT IS STORMY OUT AND ALSO DARK, Y U CHIRP, DUMB CARDINAL?
the screwed up thing is: 3 minutes later we are hearing the birds chirping like happy laser pewpewpew
YALL. IT IS STORMY OUT AND ALSO DARK, Y U CHIRP, DUMB CARDINAL?
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May 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
the thing me and my dog like best is when the lightning strike is so close you hear the crack of thunder before you see the flash.
the screwed up thing is: 3 minutes later we are hearing the birds chirping like happy laser pewpewpew
YALL. IT IS STORMY OUT AND ALSO DARK, Y U CHIRP, DUMB CARDINAL?
the screwed up thing is: 3 minutes later we are hearing the birds chirping like happy laser pewpewpew
YALL. IT IS STORMY OUT AND ALSO DARK, Y U CHIRP, DUMB CARDINAL?
The world is on fire.
I can’t change much about it by myself but I CAN change this little babycat’s life so Imma do that.
*wanders over to the humane society to get my new foster dirtball*
She has ringwoooooorm yall, but I’ am expert now so bring it on I guess.
I can’t change much about it by myself but I CAN change this little babycat’s life so Imma do that.
*wanders over to the humane society to get my new foster dirtball*
She has ringwoooooorm yall, but I’ am expert now so bring it on I guess.
May 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The world is on fire.
I can’t change much about it by myself but I CAN change this little babycat’s life so Imma do that.
*wanders over to the humane society to get my new foster dirtball*
She has ringwoooooorm yall, but I’ am expert now so bring it on I guess.
I can’t change much about it by myself but I CAN change this little babycat’s life so Imma do that.
*wanders over to the humane society to get my new foster dirtball*
She has ringwoooooorm yall, but I’ am expert now so bring it on I guess.
crying at work over dogs i never met again 😭
May 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
crying at work over dogs i never met again 😭
As always, remember to check Rakuten for any cash back bonuses that may make it worth your while to shop online rather than in person.
ESPECIALLY FOR PETS.
Petsmart IS USUALLY 2% but often has 10–15% multipliers, so if your furballs really on canned food, be on the lookout and grab that ASAP.
ESPECIALLY FOR PETS.
Petsmart IS USUALLY 2% but often has 10–15% multipliers, so if your furballs really on canned food, be on the lookout and grab that ASAP.
May 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
As always, remember to check Rakuten for any cash back bonuses that may make it worth your while to shop online rather than in person.
ESPECIALLY FOR PETS.
Petsmart IS USUALLY 2% but often has 10–15% multipliers, so if your furballs really on canned food, be on the lookout and grab that ASAP.
ESPECIALLY FOR PETS.
Petsmart IS USUALLY 2% but often has 10–15% multipliers, so if your furballs really on canned food, be on the lookout and grab that ASAP.
If Target has the best price for canned goods/essential supplies you feel like you need to stock up on going in to the next few months, I’m gonna be the one to say WE WONT JUDGE YOU IF YOU GO TO TARGET FOR THAT STUFF.
We did great holding a moral high ground but times are about to get real weird.
We did great holding a moral high ground but times are about to get real weird.
May 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If Target has the best price for canned goods/essential supplies you feel like you need to stock up on going in to the next few months, I’m gonna be the one to say WE WONT JUDGE YOU IF YOU GO TO TARGET FOR THAT STUFF.
We did great holding a moral high ground but times are about to get real weird.
We did great holding a moral high ground but times are about to get real weird.
Trying to prepare for emergencies as a single person household suuuuuucks. Especially when your family is like “dramatic much?” when you mention going to Costco to stock up on a few essentials.
Guys, I don’t have backup.
Glad y’all do and feel like you’re safer.
*buys flour for them just in case*
Guys, I don’t have backup.
Glad y’all do and feel like you’re safer.
*buys flour for them just in case*
May 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Trying to prepare for emergencies as a single person household suuuuuucks. Especially when your family is like “dramatic much?” when you mention going to Costco to stock up on a few essentials.
Guys, I don’t have backup.
Glad y’all do and feel like you’re safer.
*buys flour for them just in case*
Guys, I don’t have backup.
Glad y’all do and feel like you’re safer.
*buys flour for them just in case*
Tiktok has been shoving How Bad Do You Want Me footage onto my TL and it’s taken a while but I finally figured out that Lady gaga has a BAD girl inside of her and not a Fat girl.
(also you could have told me she was covering a taylor swift song and I’d have believed you)
(also you could have told me she was covering a taylor swift song and I’d have believed you)
April 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Tiktok has been shoving How Bad Do You Want Me footage onto my TL and it’s taken a while but I finally figured out that Lady gaga has a BAD girl inside of her and not a Fat girl.
(also you could have told me she was covering a taylor swift song and I’d have believed you)
(also you could have told me she was covering a taylor swift song and I’d have believed you)
anyway i’m super worried about how this hong kong stoppage will impact healthcare, i have to go back to work tomorrow and we use lots of shit that the us doesn’t make k bye
April 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
anyway i’m super worried about how this hong kong stoppage will impact healthcare, i have to go back to work tomorrow and we use lots of shit that the us doesn’t make k bye
also i’ve been thinking: what if we just… let the women lead the government for a bit.
JUST TO SEE , just to see, no pressure.
*sighs in We Miss Ann Richards*
JUST TO SEE , just to see, no pressure.
*sighs in We Miss Ann Richards*
April 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
also i’ve been thinking: what if we just… let the women lead the government for a bit.
JUST TO SEE , just to see, no pressure.
*sighs in We Miss Ann Richards*
JUST TO SEE , just to see, no pressure.
*sighs in We Miss Ann Richards*
long time no see. been going to a lot of tcu baseball games. on the way back from yesterdays, we found this cat laying in the street, panting heavily and unable to stand on her own for long. she let me pick her up and carry her home where she’s recovering nicely. NOW WE PAPER THE NEIGHBORHOOD
April 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
long time no see. been going to a lot of tcu baseball games. on the way back from yesterdays, we found this cat laying in the street, panting heavily and unable to stand on her own for long. she let me pick her up and carry her home where she’s recovering nicely. NOW WE PAPER THE NEIGHBORHOOD
Requiring a 3:45am uber to the airport was honestly so rude of past-me.
But I’m on the plane to head home. Flight attendant was talking about dimming the cabin lights when she launched into a perfect imitation of Judy Gemstone saying “get Some NightNights!” and made me choke on my coffee. 🤣
But I’m on the plane to head home. Flight attendant was talking about dimming the cabin lights when she launched into a perfect imitation of Judy Gemstone saying “get Some NightNights!” and made me choke on my coffee. 🤣
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April 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Requiring a 3:45am uber to the airport was honestly so rude of past-me.
But I’m on the plane to head home. Flight attendant was talking about dimming the cabin lights when she launched into a perfect imitation of Judy Gemstone saying “get Some NightNights!” and made me choke on my coffee. 🤣
But I’m on the plane to head home. Flight attendant was talking about dimming the cabin lights when she launched into a perfect imitation of Judy Gemstone saying “get Some NightNights!” and made me choke on my coffee. 🤣
Shout out to my pin-monkey buddy from work who suggested I get a WRIST LINER from the bowling alley pro shop to pad out the wrist brace that has become rather blousy now that I’m not jamming it over a bulky postop dressing.
🎉
Also don’t use surgery hands to adjust backpacks. 😖
🎉
Also don’t use surgery hands to adjust backpacks. 😖
March 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Shout out to my pin-monkey buddy from work who suggested I get a WRIST LINER from the bowling alley pro shop to pad out the wrist brace that has become rather blousy now that I’m not jamming it over a bulky postop dressing.
🎉
Also don’t use surgery hands to adjust backpacks. 😖
🎉
Also don’t use surgery hands to adjust backpacks. 😖
I AM AT AN AIRPORT WITHOUT MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BOOK.
I never read them but I always bring one and *hope* for the best 🤣 but DAMN.
Sitting at the gate, having a staring contest with other TCU fans cos Dad insisted I leave WAY too early. 🙃
Dunkies be hittin tho.
I never read them but I always bring one and *hope* for the best 🤣 but DAMN.
Sitting at the gate, having a staring contest with other TCU fans cos Dad insisted I leave WAY too early. 🙃
Dunkies be hittin tho.
March 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I AM AT AN AIRPORT WITHOUT MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BOOK.
I never read them but I always bring one and *hope* for the best 🤣 but DAMN.
Sitting at the gate, having a staring contest with other TCU fans cos Dad insisted I leave WAY too early. 🙃
Dunkies be hittin tho.
I never read them but I always bring one and *hope* for the best 🤣 but DAMN.
Sitting at the gate, having a staring contest with other TCU fans cos Dad insisted I leave WAY too early. 🙃
Dunkies be hittin tho.
packing for a one day trip that COULD ALSO BE a three+ day trip is stupidly difficult. Esp when the *bonus* days are going to be rain-filled so you’re like “why bother with jeans at all, ATHLEISURE FTW” and find yourself repacking 3 hours before you’re supposed to wake up. 🎉
March 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
packing for a one day trip that COULD ALSO BE a three+ day trip is stupidly difficult. Esp when the *bonus* days are going to be rain-filled so you’re like “why bother with jeans at all, ATHLEISURE FTW” and find yourself repacking 3 hours before you’re supposed to wake up. 🎉
the bruising is hella bruisey
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
the bruising is hella bruisey
stg my stitches are so itchy im about to CHEW THEM OUT WITH MY TEETH*
*let the PA take the dressing off and remove them for me tomorrow afternoon as planned and just hope there’s no weird stuff under my splint like popcorn or a leaf or something
*let the PA take the dressing off and remove them for me tomorrow afternoon as planned and just hope there’s no weird stuff under my splint like popcorn or a leaf or something
March 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
stg my stitches are so itchy im about to CHEW THEM OUT WITH MY TEETH*
*let the PA take the dressing off and remove them for me tomorrow afternoon as planned and just hope there’s no weird stuff under my splint like popcorn or a leaf or something
*let the PA take the dressing off and remove them for me tomorrow afternoon as planned and just hope there’s no weird stuff under my splint like popcorn or a leaf or something
soooo we are keeping zoey. she’s as excited as you’d anticipate she would be!
March 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
soooo we are keeping zoey. she’s as excited as you’d anticipate she would be!
yesterday’s fit was so good yall. the ponytail was bouncy and not frizzy, the makeup was more than decent, i had a real bra on and id steamed my top to frill- necked perfection… BUT my postop selfie hand is wrapped up and i can’t hold my phone with it so there is no proof of gameday excellence 😭
March 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yesterday’s fit was so good yall. the ponytail was bouncy and not frizzy, the makeup was more than decent, i had a real bra on and id steamed my top to frill- necked perfection… BUT my postop selfie hand is wrapped up and i can’t hold my phone with it so there is no proof of gameday excellence 😭
Zoey had the Ville going much farther in the tournament than they did.
WRONG BIRD, KIDDO
WRONG BIRD, KIDDO
March 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Zoey had the Ville going much farther in the tournament than they did.
WRONG BIRD, KIDDO
WRONG BIRD, KIDDO