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𝚃ʜᴇ 𝚄ɴꜰʟᴀᴘᴘᴀʙʟᴇ 𝙲ʟᴀʀᴋ 𝙺ᴇɴᴛ
Mun is 40+ | RP Parody Account
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Year 5 Superman
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Mun is 40+ | RP Parody Account
BBQ'd by #ᑢᕼᗩᖇ 🏳️⚧️
Year 5 Superman
Single Shipped w/
@loislanereporter.bsky.social
🚫Not a lewd/ERP account!🚫
I own no art posted!
#JLARP | #JusticeGangRP
#blueskyRP | #DCRP | #mvrp
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“𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍
𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗
𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎.”
♡ + ↻ .ᐟ
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“𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍
𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗
𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎.”
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"I've got to match with the missus."
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"I've got to match with the missus."
He felt her lips on his and like it always did - his heart skipped a beat. What was Kryptonite, if note his SECOND greatest weakness? He returned her kiss and felt a melting calm drain away his worries. Any apprehension? Gone.
His hands softly slid along her thigh, breath stolen by her passion.
His hands softly slid along her thigh, breath stolen by her passion.
"Well there is next weekend if you don't mind coming over and help eat up some thanksgiving left overs I am making a turkey breast, mashed potatoes and brussel sprouts I will buy a pie if you want it."
She and played with his hair sitting in his lap with a smile.
She and played with his hair sitting in his lap with a smile.
"When's our next full weekend off...?"
He wondered aloud, before leaning in and kissing her softly on the corner of the mouth. Clark... He often felt like he'd found himself completed when she held him this way... And to hear her say such things...
~
He wondered aloud, before leaning in and kissing her softly on the corner of the mouth. Clark... He often felt like he'd found himself completed when she held him this way... And to hear her say such things...
~
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
He felt her lips on his and like it always did - his heart skipped a beat. What was Kryptonite, if note his SECOND greatest weakness? He returned her kiss and felt a melting calm drain away his worries. Any apprehension? Gone.
His hands softly slid along her thigh, breath stolen by her passion.
His hands softly slid along her thigh, breath stolen by her passion.
"When's our next full weekend off...?"
He wondered aloud, before leaning in and kissing her softly on the corner of the mouth. Clark... He often felt like he'd found himself completed when she held him this way... And to hear her say such things...
~
He wondered aloud, before leaning in and kissing her softly on the corner of the mouth. Clark... He often felt like he'd found himself completed when she held him this way... And to hear her say such things...
~
She blushed her heartbeat quickening as he said that or course he meant her lipstick he was too sweet and wholesome not to think of it like anything else right?
"I love touching you, you have no idea how it feels when we are together." She often compared him to Eros but kept that to herself.
"I love touching you, you have no idea how it feels when we are together." She often compared him to Eros but kept that to herself.
"No..." Glancing around her office, the blinds were down and the door was locked.
"I like you on me." A soft whisper, taking the cup from her hand and setting it aside onto the coffee table.
"I like you on me." A soft whisper, taking the cup from her hand and setting it aside onto the coffee table.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"When's our next full weekend off...?"
He wondered aloud, before leaning in and kissing her softly on the corner of the mouth. Clark... He often felt like he'd found himself completed when she held him this way... And to hear her say such things...
~
He wondered aloud, before leaning in and kissing her softly on the corner of the mouth. Clark... He often felt like he'd found himself completed when she held him this way... And to hear her say such things...
~
Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...
Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...
👔 My dog would hate that
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
👔 My dog would hate that
"No..." Glancing around her office, the blinds were down and the door was locked.
"I like you on me." A soft whisper, taking the cup from her hand and setting it aside onto the coffee table.
"I like you on me." A soft whisper, taking the cup from her hand and setting it aside onto the coffee table.
She blushed and laughed "sorry not transferproof, but it looks good on you."
"I can do that as long as you like...."
"Next time I'll wear the kiss proof lipstick. "
"I can do that as long as you like...."
"Next time I'll wear the kiss proof lipstick. "
"Want...? He smirked at her, her lipstick smeared a little on his cheek and his eyebrow raised.
"Just the pleasure of your company. Ms. Lane."
"Just the pleasure of your company. Ms. Lane."
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"No..." Glancing around her office, the blinds were down and the door was locked.
"I like you on me." A soft whisper, taking the cup from her hand and setting it aside onto the coffee table.
"I like you on me." A soft whisper, taking the cup from her hand and setting it aside onto the coffee table.
He'd come without a costume, luckily the nearby stores took his credit card. A full black outfit, not unlike the one he wore as a teen when he wanted to sneak around was quickly donned. Sneakers, long sleeve shirt. Gloves and black sweats. Black ball cap, and a ski mask.
And like a blur -
~
And like a blur -
~
➪ The sudden chime cuts off any thought. Whether he can understand the message behind it is uncertain as of yet.
➪ The voice stern and clear to make the point in case.
“A devil as been spotted in this sector of the city. Please, for your safety, remain indoors.”
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➪ The voice stern and clear to make the point in case.
“A devil as been spotted in this sector of the city. Please, for your safety, remain indoors.”
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"So they have public offices...?"
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
He'd come without a costume, luckily the nearby stores took his credit card. A full black outfit, not unlike the one he wore as a teen when he wanted to sneak around was quickly donned. Sneakers, long sleeve shirt. Gloves and black sweats. Black ball cap, and a ski mask.
And like a blur -
~
And like a blur -
~
Sighs, dusting off his cape a bit before glaring at the onion.
It bursts into fire and partially explodes from the inside from the intense focused pressure.
It bursts into fire and partially explodes from the inside from the intense focused pressure.
Wide, watery eyes look over.
“Would you..?”
“Would you..?”
"Want me to blast it with heat vision for you, champ?'
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Sighs, dusting off his cape a bit before glaring at the onion.
It bursts into fire and partially explodes from the inside from the intense focused pressure.
It bursts into fire and partially explodes from the inside from the intense focused pressure.
"Want...? He smirked at her, her lipstick smeared a little on his cheek and his eyebrow raised.
"Just the pleasure of your company. Ms. Lane."
"Just the pleasure of your company. Ms. Lane."
She took the cup and kissed him "and what would you want in return?"
He blushed a bit, and then offered her the mug. "Just piping hot by your standards..."
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"Want...? He smirked at her, her lipstick smeared a little on his cheek and his eyebrow raised.
"Just the pleasure of your company. Ms. Lane."
"Just the pleasure of your company. Ms. Lane."
He blushed a bit, and then offered her the mug. "Just piping hot by your standards..."
"Is it a safe human temp?"
She moved into his lap.
She moved into his lap.
"..."
"Did you want mine, dear...?"
"Did you want mine, dear...?"
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He blushed a bit, and then offered her the mug. "Just piping hot by your standards..."
"..."
"Did you want mine, dear...?"
"Did you want mine, dear...?"
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"..."
"Did you want mine, dear...?"
"Did you want mine, dear...?"
Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Want me to blast it with heat vision for you, champ?'
“… That’s a long way to say it made me 𝘤𝘳𝘺”
Glaring over at said onion. Teary gaze
Glaring over at said onion. Teary gaze
Well.
He'd cut it, probably.
"Well, honestly kiddo it's just a sulphuric chemical reaction that damages your tear ducts..."
He'd cut it, probably.
"Well, honestly kiddo it's just a sulphuric chemical reaction that damages your tear ducts..."
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Want me to blast it with heat vision for you, champ?'
Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...
“The symbol represents fear - and hope.”
July 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“The symbol represents fear - and hope.”
Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...
Well.
He'd cut it, probably.
"Well, honestly kiddo it's just a sulphuric chemical reaction that damages your tear ducts..."
He'd cut it, probably.
"Well, honestly kiddo it's just a sulphuric chemical reaction that damages your tear ducts..."
“No.. no I mean my eyes were 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 burning. Why do onions want to hurt people so bad?”
Very devastated about it. What’d he do to deserve an onion’s wrath?
Very devastated about it. What’d he do to deserve an onion’s wrath?
"It's okay buddy. I hate 'hurting' things too."
He rubs Dick's back, trying to empathize.
He rubs Dick's back, trying to empathize.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Well.
He'd cut it, probably.
"Well, honestly kiddo it's just a sulphuric chemical reaction that damages your tear ducts..."
He'd cut it, probably.
"Well, honestly kiddo it's just a sulphuric chemical reaction that damages your tear ducts..."
Reposted by 𝙸'𝚖 𝙰𝚜 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚜 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎...
◄ ⧗ ►*𝐾𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠* ◄ ⧗ ►
⧗ MS/MV
⧗ AU Natalia Romanova
⧗ 21+ for adult themes
⧗ MS/MV
⧗ AU Natalia Romanova
⧗ 21+ for adult themes
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
◄ ⧗ ►*𝐾𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠* ◄ ⧗ ►
⧗ MS/MV
⧗ AU Natalia Romanova
⧗ 21+ for adult themes
⧗ MS/MV
⧗ AU Natalia Romanova
⧗ 21+ for adult themes
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"It's okay buddy. I hate 'hurting' things too."
He rubs Dick's back, trying to empathize.
He rubs Dick's back, trying to empathize.
“I couldn’t do it! It was making me cry and get all teary and sniffly”
"If I failed to cut an onion, I'd cry too little buddy."
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"It's okay buddy. I hate 'hurting' things too."
He rubs Dick's back, trying to empathize.
He rubs Dick's back, trying to empathize.
When he treats himself, he flies back to Smallville and gets a pick up order from the Cafe he went to when he was in High School.
The coffee is horrible these days but it's the same bad it was when he was growing up.
The coffee is horrible these days but it's the same bad it was when he was growing up.
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
When he treats himself, he flies back to Smallville and gets a pick up order from the Cafe he went to when he was in High School.
The coffee is horrible these days but it's the same bad it was when he was growing up.
The coffee is horrible these days but it's the same bad it was when he was growing up.
"If I failed to cut an onion, I'd cry too little buddy."
“I tried to cut an onion..”
"What's got you frowning, kiddo?"
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"If I failed to cut an onion, I'd cry too little buddy."