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@killerjokes.bsky.social
*𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲, 𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬, 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 & 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞.
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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
Pinned
Oh, please. How many times have you lot brutalized me, tried killing me, sent me away and more?
It's all temporary.
And if there's one thing Bats won't EVER do?
It's let me die.
It's all temporary.
And if there's one thing Bats won't EVER do?
It's let me die.
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Oh, please. How many times have you lot brutalized me, tried killing me, sent me away and more?
It's all temporary.
And if there's one thing Bats won't EVER do?
It's let me die.
It's all temporary.
And if there's one thing Bats won't EVER do?
It's let me die.
It's alright, Junior. I won't be the step-dad. I'll be the dad who stepped up!
Oh I need to bash my head into a wall—
Summer lovin' had me a blast~
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It's alright, Junior. I won't be the step-dad. I'll be the dad who stepped up!
He made out with me and has been smitten ever since.
No one ever really goes back to themselves after swapping spit with a clown.
Just ask Anarky's REAL mom! Hah!
No one ever really goes back to themselves after swapping spit with a clown.
Just ask Anarky's REAL mom! Hah!
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
He made out with me and has been smitten ever since.
No one ever really goes back to themselves after swapping spit with a clown.
Just ask Anarky's REAL mom! Hah!
No one ever really goes back to themselves after swapping spit with a clown.
Just ask Anarky's REAL mom! Hah!
You know, he's only acting out against me because he just can't stop thinking about me.
How many times has he said my name now? Hm?? Obsessed!
How many times has he said my name now? Hm?? Obsessed!
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You know, he's only acting out against me because he just can't stop thinking about me.
How many times has he said my name now? Hm?? Obsessed!
How many times has he said my name now? Hm?? Obsessed!
Summer lovin' had me a blast~
STOP. TALKING
Mm. Yes, send Batsy after me.
We all know how that worked out last time you tried to keep me — busy.
We all know how that worked out last time you tried to keep me — busy.
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Summer lovin' had me a blast~
Mm. Yes, send Batsy after me.
We all know how that worked out last time you tried to keep me — busy.
We all know how that worked out last time you tried to keep me — busy.
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Mm. Yes, send Batsy after me.
We all know how that worked out last time you tried to keep me — busy.
We all know how that worked out last time you tried to keep me — busy.
You know what?
Killjoy, go ahead and speak, my boy.
Let the world know what YOU think about all this? Hmmmmm?
Killjoy, go ahead and speak, my boy.
Let the world know what YOU think about all this? Hmmmmm?
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You know what?
Killjoy, go ahead and speak, my boy.
Let the world know what YOU think about all this? Hmmmmm?
Killjoy, go ahead and speak, my boy.
Let the world know what YOU think about all this? Hmmmmm?
You know what. Maybe the similarities sparked my maternal side.
How I miss the times dear Jason and I had together. Round two!!
How I miss the times dear Jason and I had together. Round two!!
Are we talking about Ronnie or Jason—?
He hates you and your father—
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You know what. Maybe the similarities sparked my maternal side.
How I miss the times dear Jason and I had together. Round two!!
How I miss the times dear Jason and I had together. Round two!!
He hates you and your father—
That’s very brotherly of him
He's going to stab you if you touch him.
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
He hates you and your father—
He's going to stab you if you touch him.
Well..! Mentally unwell people don’t get choices
You misunderstand my dear boy.
He chose to come with me.
He chose to come with me.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
He's going to stab you if you touch him.
You misunderstand my dear boy.
He chose to come with me.
He chose to come with me.
I think that’s still better than under your roof…. I remember your roof. I would’ve taken freezing
What do you expect from a boy you pull off the Gotham streets??
𝘖𝘩𝘩𝘩, 𝘯𝘰𝘰𝘰! 𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺..!!!
He's got nothing and no one, Robs. You take him from me??? He's back out there shaking a tin cup for spare change in the cold of winter.
𝘖𝘩𝘩𝘩, 𝘯𝘰𝘰𝘰! 𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺..!!!
He's got nothing and no one, Robs. You take him from me??? He's back out there shaking a tin cup for spare change in the cold of winter.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You misunderstand my dear boy.
He chose to come with me.
He chose to come with me.
What do you expect from a boy you pull off the Gotham streets??
𝘖𝘩𝘩𝘩, 𝘯𝘰𝘰𝘰! 𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺..!!!
He's got nothing and no one, Robs. You take him from me??? He's back out there shaking a tin cup for spare change in the cold of winter.
𝘖𝘩𝘩𝘩, 𝘯𝘰𝘰𝘰! 𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺..!!!
He's got nothing and no one, Robs. You take him from me??? He's back out there shaking a tin cup for spare change in the cold of winter.
.. his are more hateful
Batman's the reason I have a bouncing baby boy to begin with. Don't they have the same eyes????
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What do you expect from a boy you pull off the Gotham streets??
𝘖𝘩𝘩𝘩, 𝘯𝘰𝘰𝘰! 𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺..!!!
He's got nothing and no one, Robs. You take him from me??? He's back out there shaking a tin cup for spare change in the cold of winter.
𝘖𝘩𝘩𝘩, 𝘯𝘰𝘰𝘰! 𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺..!!!
He's got nothing and no one, Robs. You take him from me??? He's back out there shaking a tin cup for spare change in the cold of winter.
Batman's the reason I have a bouncing baby boy to begin with. Don't they have the same eyes????
Batman is CPS without that problem
CPS can't help you! He's 18 for a reason! HAH!
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Batman's the reason I have a bouncing baby boy to begin with. Don't they have the same eyes????
CPS can't help you! He's 18 for a reason! HAH!
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
CPS can't help you! He's 18 for a reason! HAH!
// Naughty boys must be punished
// I CHOKED??
Killjoy gets the naughty closet tonight. If you don't punish them, they'll never learn!
I won't have one of mine running around, behaving like those feral Robins.
I won't have one of mine running around, behaving like those feral Robins.
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
// Naughty boys must be punished
Killjoy gets the naughty closet tonight. If you don't punish them, they'll never learn!
I won't have one of mine running around, behaving like those feral Robins.
I won't have one of mine running around, behaving like those feral Robins.
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Killjoy gets the naughty closet tonight. If you don't punish them, they'll never learn!
I won't have one of mine running around, behaving like those feral Robins.
I won't have one of mine running around, behaving like those feral Robins.
Juice for Juice.
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Juice for Juice.
Oh, my ugly son let me down.
Do hold. I need to berate him.
Do hold. I need to berate him.
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oh, my ugly son let me down.
Do hold. I need to berate him.
Do hold. I need to berate him.
Batting his lil' lashes
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Batting his lil' lashes
"No, I'm the crazy, there's a difference.!! Hohohohhahaaa!!!"
He couldn't help but to cackle, highly amused by Rose's frustration.
He couldn't help but to cackle, highly amused by Rose's frustration.
❝ I did not!! ❞
His voice cracks hard as he yells.
❝ God, you're so self-absorbed it's crazy! ❞
His voice cracks hard as he yells.
❝ God, you're so self-absorbed it's crazy! ❞
"Ugh! You are SO dramatic! Fine. Pillow princess, what have you."
"You're the one who practically creamed his pants over a kiss."
"You're the one who practically creamed his pants over a kiss."
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"No, I'm the crazy, there's a difference.!! Hohohohhahaaa!!!"
He couldn't help but to cackle, highly amused by Rose's frustration.
He couldn't help but to cackle, highly amused by Rose's frustration.
"Ugh! You are SO dramatic! Fine. Pillow princess, what have you."
"You're the one who practically creamed his pants over a kiss."
"You're the one who practically creamed his pants over a kiss."
❝ I don't top! And I'm not going to sleep with you, period! ❞
"Alright fine. You drive a hard bargain. Very well, I'll bottom."
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Ugh! You are SO dramatic! Fine. Pillow princess, what have you."
"You're the one who practically creamed his pants over a kiss."
"You're the one who practically creamed his pants over a kiss."
"Alright fine. You drive a hard bargain. Very well, I'll bottom."
A moment of hesitation.
❝ ... No! No, absolutely not! ❞
❝ ... No! No, absolutely not! ❞
"No? But I was ready for copulation..!"
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Alright fine. You drive a hard bargain. Very well, I'll bottom."
"No? But I was ready for copulation..!"
❝ Don't call me that! It was a one-time thing! Nothing else! It won't happen again! ❞
"Oh? That's not what you said the other night, hot lips!"
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"No? But I was ready for copulation..!"
No, you're stupid! And gooey!
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
No, you're stupid! And gooey!
Snookums, lets not fight so close to Christmas. Not in front of Junior!
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Snookums, lets not fight so close to Christmas. Not in front of Junior!