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ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏɢʀᴀᴘʜʏ. ଓ༉‧.⭒ֶָ֢⋆. 𓅨 🗯ೀ ⋆｡˚'✩'༘𖦹˚. ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𓅯 `` ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ *ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ* ’ ’ `` ᴡʜᴏ’ꜱ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴡ? ᴡᴇʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ’ ’ - #DCRP [ 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 ]

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𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · Nov 17

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𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 55m

YELLING ISN’T HELPING

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 6h

WHY ARE YOU KIKE THIS??

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 6h

I DON’T KNOW, I’M 𝘛𝘙𝘠𝘐𝘕𝘎

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 6h

I DON’T KNOW, I’M 𝘛𝘙𝘠𝘐𝘕𝘎

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 6h

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 6h

OKAY OKAY—

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 6h

OKAY OKAY—

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 6h

Oh my GOD TIM-

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

So— cancel the mealworm order..?

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 6h

I’M NOT SHORT—

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

YOU PLAYED THAT ON YOUR PHONE

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

There isn’t EVEN A TRAIN JASON

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

NO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THEM

THEY HAVE EVERYTHING AGAINST ME..

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

I’M NOT RACIST

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

So— cancel the mealworm order..?

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 7h

Treat them like PEOPLE, Tim!

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

……..

… what am I SUPPOSED to do??

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

……..

… what am I SUPPOSED to do??

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 7h

Because you keep treating them like animals!

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

They’re MAD at me

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

They’re MAD at me

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 7h

Tim what the fuck-

Just ask them what they like to eat-

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

Googling what hedgehogs like..

“…. in— insects? Mealworms.. beetles….”

Tim had a feeling that wouldn’t work

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

Sighing in relief !

Maybe he could find a peace offering….

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑. @chaoscontrolled.bsky.social · 7h

Lowering the fist...

"Hmph..."

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

Slow.. slow steps… backing away—

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

Slow.. slow steps… backing away—

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑. @chaoscontrolled.bsky.social · 7h

Raising a fist.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

Wearily squinting at hedgehogs..

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

Wearily squinting at hedgehogs..

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 7h

// someone remind me to make the Waynes (or.. or YJ?) go snowboarding for christmas, i want tim to faceplant in a bunch of snow !

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMPe3AL5/

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 10h

Walking out of Lexcorp, all dressed as Caroline Hill, something tucked away in her pocket.

She’s crossing the street when people start screaming. They’re looking up, so she does too, and—

And the top of that building’s falling. Right above her.

“.. fuck Metropolis.”

That sounded more like Tim.