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ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏɢʀᴀᴘʜʏ.
ଓ༉‧.⭒ֶָ֢⋆. 𓅨
🗯ೀ ⋆｡˚'✩'༘𖦹˚. ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𓅯
`` ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ *ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ* ’ ’
`` ᴡʜᴏ’ꜱ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴡ? ᴡᴇʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ’ ’
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#DCRP
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ଓ༉‧.⭒ֶָ֢⋆. 𓅨
🗯ೀ ⋆｡˚'✩'༘𖦹˚. ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𓅯
`` ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ *ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ* ’ ’
`` ᴡʜᴏ’ꜱ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴡ? ᴡᴇʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ’ ’
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#DCRP
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Pinned
…. I need to call Kon..
Chews on the giant penny in the batcave.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
…. I need to call Kon..
// “do not approach me for his bat boner” made me GIGGLE
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
// “do not approach me for his bat boner” made me GIGGLE
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Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.
I’m looking at you, Thad.
I know you aren’t Bart, you don’t have to be him, you know? Not to have.. friends. Or… anything else.
You aren’t the only clone I know either that was made for something shitty. You don’t have to be that, Thad. You can be better, and choose.
They’ll understand, the —
I know you aren’t Bart, you don’t have to be him, you know? Not to have.. friends. Or… anything else.
You aren’t the only clone I know either that was made for something shitty. You don’t have to be that, Thad. You can be better, and choose.
They’ll understand, the —
Look at me, Drake.
I mean that. Really look at me— Look who you're talking to. I'm not Bart. I'm not..worth it.
I'm someone whose done terrible things. I still think about wanting to.. I'm not right.. I was made WRONG.
I— I can't. We can't.. No one would forgive you.
I mean that. Really look at me— Look who you're talking to. I'm not Bart. I'm not..worth it.
I'm someone whose done terrible things. I still think about wanting to.. I'm not right.. I was made WRONG.
I— I can't. We can't.. No one would forgive you.
I don’t think you.. can.. waste time. And not with this..?
You don’t need mistletoe as an excuse, you know. You can just..
You don’t need mistletoe as an excuse, you know. You can just..
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m looking at you, Thad.
I know you aren’t Bart, you don’t have to be him, you know? Not to have.. friends. Or… anything else.
You aren’t the only clone I know either that was made for something shitty. You don’t have to be that, Thad. You can be better, and choose.
They’ll understand, the —
I know you aren’t Bart, you don’t have to be him, you know? Not to have.. friends. Or… anything else.
You aren’t the only clone I know either that was made for something shitty. You don’t have to be that, Thad. You can be better, and choose.
They’ll understand, the —
Right. Yeah. Forgetting
I did NOT slutshame you.
Lifesaver, I’ll forget you ever slutshamed me
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Right. Yeah. Forgetting
I don’t.. think so? Probably was largely to do with the super… the super— you know
We do... this might be a breakthrough for so many people
.. we don’t need to get into the details…
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I don’t.. think so? Probably was largely to do with the super… the super— you know
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If I can still breathe, I’m fucking fine.
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
If I can still breathe, I’m fucking fine.
.. we don’t need to get into the details…
How did this even happen?
The paternity test wasn’t very helpful
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
.. we don’t need to get into the details…
Lifesaver, I’ll forget you ever slutshamed me
Alright, sure. I can help out.
I can fly, and use shields in case he tries to blast my face off.
I can fly, and use shields in case he tries to blast my face off.
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Lifesaver, I’ll forget you ever slutshamed me
Every tantrum, I fear he might discover heat vision
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Every tantrum, I fear he might discover heat vision
.. Thank you.
Do you want to babysit? He flies
Do you want to babysit? He flies
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
.. Thank you.
Do you want to babysit? He flies
Do you want to babysit? He flies
The paternity test wasn’t very helpful
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The paternity test wasn’t very helpful
You know.. and, or. Either of them, or both?
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 AM
You know.. and, or. Either of them, or both?
I GRADUATED
GO BACK TO SCHOOL, OH MY GODDDD.
WELL— I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS.. DIFFERENT
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I GRADUATED
Oh, he’ll think you mean Kon—
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Oh, he’ll think you mean Kon—
WELL— I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS.. DIFFERENT
YOU DON'T PEE FOR COVID TESTS. ARE YOU STUPID. CAN YOU NOT READ?
OHMY— WHAT THE F—RICK KYLE??
I BOUGHT A COVID ONE!
I BOUGHT A COVID ONE!
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
WELL— I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS.. DIFFERENT
OHMY— WHAT THE F—RICK KYLE??
I BOUGHT A COVID ONE!
I BOUGHT A COVID ONE!
[POW!]
THAT'S A PREGNANCY TEST, YOU IDIOT.
THAT'S A PREGNANCY TEST, YOU IDIOT.
… Over.. my covid test?
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
OHMY— WHAT THE F—RICK KYLE??
I BOUGHT A COVID ONE!
I BOUGHT A COVID ONE!
… Over.. my covid test?
...can I punch you? Just once?
Yeah.. I still have it—
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
… Over.. my covid test?
// this is what i follow dispatch for
imcryinggggg
imcryinggggg
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
// this is what i follow dispatch for
imcryinggggg
imcryinggggg
Yeah.. I still have it—
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Yeah.. I still have it—