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#DCRP
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Pinned
That one wasn’t my fault! No one blame me
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
That one wasn’t my fault! No one blame me
It’s.. just as long? That’s not shortened at all?
Way too posh.
Way too posh.
Harry is the way you shorten Henry. But... Yeah! It doesn't fit me at all, right? It feels like a posh kid name!
But that’s Henry! Not Harry! Also doesn’t suit you either, Bart’s the best
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s.. just as long? That’s not shortened at all?
Way too posh.
Way too posh.
But that’s Henry! Not Harry! Also doesn’t suit you either, Bart’s the best
Because my full name is Bartholomew Henry.
Harry??.. Harry? Bart is way better, where do you get Harry from Bartholomew?
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
But that’s Henry! Not Harry! Also doesn’t suit you either, Bart’s the best
Yeah, I can’t think of a reason not to
You know what? Why not?
We.. can try horse tranqs?
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Yeah, I can’t think of a reason not to
Harry??.. Harry? Bart is way better, where do you get Harry from Bartholomew?
Seems like it, at least until he learns how to pick something for himself. I remember the simulation being very keen on calling me Harry for... A while.
So.. Py? That’s what we’re settled on?
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Harry??.. Harry? Bart is way better, where do you get Harry from Bartholomew?
We.. can try horse tranqs?
Somebody sedate me.
[ Said the guy who literally can't be sedated. ]
[ Said the guy who literally can't be sedated. ]
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
We.. can try horse tranqs?
So.. Py? That’s what we’re settled on?
Uh... True. Might get a bit weird.
I hadn’t thought of that. You don’t think it’s too close to Ronnie?
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
So.. Py? That’s what we’re settled on?
I 𝘢𝘮 a detective.
[ A slight, quick quirk to his mouth, eyes heavy with.. something. ]
That’s.. good. I don’t have another epipen.
[ And then a hand’s snaking up, into hair, and tugging him close. The mistletoe still held up when his lips pressed against Thad’s in a kiss—
No shrimp this time. ]
[ A slight, quick quirk to his mouth, eyes heavy with.. something. ]
That’s.. good. I don’t have another epipen.
[ And then a hand’s snaking up, into hair, and tugging him close. The mistletoe still held up when his lips pressed against Thad’s in a kiss—
No shrimp this time. ]
Astute observation, genius.. A monkey could tell you that...
[ He's highly aware of the implications. ]
I didn't eat any shrimp if that's what you're thinking..
[ He's highly aware of the implications. ]
I didn't eat any shrimp if that's what you're thinking..
It’s… fun? Romantic? Suckers for tradition..
[ Trailing off… staring. Still staring. ]
Like.. now. We’re under mistletoe, so—
[ Trailing off… staring. Still staring. ]
Like.. now. We’re under mistletoe, so—
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I 𝘢𝘮 a detective.
[ A slight, quick quirk to his mouth, eyes heavy with.. something. ]
That’s.. good. I don’t have another epipen.
[ And then a hand’s snaking up, into hair, and tugging him close. The mistletoe still held up when his lips pressed against Thad’s in a kiss—
No shrimp this time. ]
[ A slight, quick quirk to his mouth, eyes heavy with.. something. ]
That’s.. good. I don’t have another epipen.
[ And then a hand’s snaking up, into hair, and tugging him close. The mistletoe still held up when his lips pressed against Thad’s in a kiss—
No shrimp this time. ]
I hadn’t thought of that. You don’t think it’s too close to Ronnie?
I meant as a nickname.
What? No.. I thought of Pyronid first…
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I hadn’t thought of that. You don’t think it’s too close to Ronnie?
// he’ll blame.. Kyle
windy. and if tim blames it on the wind the wind is gonna bite back <3
// Bruce is gonna meet his grandson for the first time and he’ll already be cussing!
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
// he’ll blame.. Kyle
Reposted by 𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇
// Bruce is gonna meet his grandson for the first time and he’ll already be cussing!
windy. they’ll probably teach him worse ones (have been around longer and can hear, everything like mama)
// hes going to teach them his new favorite words
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
// Bruce is gonna meet his grandson for the first time and he’ll already be cussing!
[ Staring at the distracted baby… ]
… fine..
… fine..
Yes, your caffeine stash. That’s my payment, coffee for caretaking.
I think that’s a fair trade.
I think that’s a fair trade.
My… my caffeine stash…..?
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
[ Staring at the distracted baby… ]
… fine..
… fine..
// hes going to teach them his new favorite words
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
// hes going to teach them his new favorite words
<— Pretending he doesn’t hear it
Baby babbling! Unintelligible besides an occasional “sit” or “ell”
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
<— Pretending he doesn’t hear it
My… my caffeine stash…..?
… ( Deep inhale. )
You’re going to start being one of my main caffeine suppliers, for one.
You have a large enough “stash” anyways to split 😊
You’re going to start being one of my main caffeine suppliers, for one.
You have a large enough “stash” anyways to split 😊
I’ll…. buy you hair dye..?
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My… my caffeine stash…..?
I’ll…. buy you hair dye..?
If I end up with grey hairs- which is impossible by the way- ( .. No threat, just a look. )
Your. Fault.
Your. Fault.
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’ll…. buy you hair dye..?
[ Staring… back ]
Cool.. awesome. Let me know?
Cool.. awesome. Let me know?
Maybe another time— I don't even know how he...
[ Prolonged staring.. ]
When I'm free.
[ Prolonged staring.. ]
When I'm free.
Take a break… bond with your nephew
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
[ Staring… back ]
Cool.. awesome. Let me know?
Cool.. awesome. Let me know?
I’m sorry—! I said I was sorry—
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’m sorry—! I said I was sorry—
OKAY— WELL.. NOT ALL OF MY IDEAS ARE GREAT ONES
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
OKAY— WELL.. NOT ALL OF MY IDEAS ARE GREAT ONES
Whose idea was it to make that combo?
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Whose idea was it to make that combo?
Take a break… bond with your nephew
No way I'm being responsible for a baby— I have too much on my plate.
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Take a break… bond with your nephew