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SEE! SEE? My molten potatoes weren’t THAT bad. These are molten cookies!
thanksgiving cookies. 🤭🖤
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
[ Coming back… drip in hand.

Blinking down at the body, before hooking it up anyway.]
You're the worst friend ever...!!

[ Shutting his eyes dramatically, Thad would await Tim's return — playing dead in the meantime. ]
[ And… still walking. Who knew Inertia was so dramatic? ]

I’ll bury you instead, then—!
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
<— curious how Thad vs Steve would go….
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Thank.. Cirrus…..
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
[ Collapsing on the floor. Cursing the goo ]
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
OhmyGOD
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
PLEASESPITMEOUT—
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
[ And… still walking. Who knew Inertia was so dramatic? ]

I’ll bury you instead, then—!
[ Pulling off his eyewear, rubbing at both eyes with his palms — He really needed to find civillian clothing.. ]

I'll be dead before you get back.

[ Spawled out on the ground, awaiting death to take him ]
[ Staring down at him, deeply sighing. ]

What happened to you outliving me and stuff?

I’ll be back..

[ Walking. To the cave. To get the drip. ]
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I am NOTATURKEY—
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
[ Staring down at him, deeply sighing. ]

What happened to you outliving me and stuff?

I’ll be back..

[ Walking. To the cave. To get the drip. ]
Of course you would..you bats and your planning ahead.

[ Flopping onto the ground, laying on his side ]

I think I'm dying, Timothy.

These are my last moments...before I'm wiped from existence.
Do you.. need fluids? We have IV drips…. Uh. Downstairs.
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Shhh. Dick’ll hear you. He’s probably sensitive about that right now
I don't need therapy..! Therapy is for pussies..!
Oh.. wow. You really are reversed….

I think I know where therapy should start..
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Do you.. need fluids? We have IV drips…. Uh. Downstairs.
[ He can't even look at the crackers, simply taking the water and spitting it out ]

Remember me..
[ Awkwardly patting his shoulder.. handing over water and crackers ]

There.. there…
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oh.. wow. You really are reversed….

I think I know where therapy should start..
Unless I keep using Velocity9, otherwise that's just how my body operates.

I don't use superspeed the way the others do. I slow down time enough so it looks like I'm moving quickly. By the time you're old I'll still be around my age now.
[ A long, silent stare. Taking a sip of coffee… to process. ]

That’s.. really depressing, actually. Is there nothing to do about that?
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
[ Awkwardly patting his shoulder.. handing over water and crackers ]

There.. there…
I'm dying..!!
Maybe… maybe water was important. Sometimes.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
[ A long, silent stare. Taking a sip of coffee… to process. ]

That’s.. really depressing, actually. Is there nothing to do about that?
Which means my physical aging is slowed drastically compared to the rest of you.

You'll continue to grow older, I'll still look the same. You'll die before me, most will.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
<— Putting some portions on a plate for Dick to have later…

They’ll just keep it in the fridge.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Haven’t tried Zatanna..
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The thing said it’d last 15 hours? Guess we’ll see by tomorrow..?
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
.. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. He’s cuddly
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Well it’s not like a cat can have any candied yams…
He was mostly whining about not getting dinner like everyone else and just getting cat food 💧

So a bit yes, especially Jason
Okay. We weren’t COMPLETE jerks, then
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Set the pie on the table.. just don’t let the cat get it
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Okay. We weren’t COMPLETE jerks, then
… Some of it is just his normal whining yes
Is.. ALL of it speaking? He’s not just screaming sometimes?
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Is.. ALL of it speaking? He’s not just screaming sometimes?
No he’s speaking, just not in a language you can understand.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We’ve still got food, plenty of food. Don’t worry
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Maybe… maybe water was important. Sometimes.
[ Behind the Wayne manor just unloading his guts ! ]
… Was that what the gagging was outside?
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM