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@hesitaate.and.cat
λ - he/him - husband - day-old coffee enjoyer - c# masochist - gary’s favourite human - 🍁🏳️‍🌈👾🏌🏻🏒🧑‍💻
sleepy gary sits with all four feet in line with each other and it upsets me more than it should
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
#osrs #statmonday

i’m back gamers. life has been quite busy since honeymoon, so mostly AFKing redwoods in the background of the chaos, hence the woodcutting gainzzz

got sailing up to the point i can go for quest cape again, then another couple levels to finally hit 2k total. salvaging is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i don’t think i’ve introduced bsky to our second kitty yet. this is mrs pancakes, a street kitty that we adopted 6 days after our wedding. she and gary tolerate each other, she eats anything that could be remotely considered food, and has way too much love to give out to her humans
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
#osrs #statmonday

geoff and i are plowing through a bunch of sepulchre to push for last ardy elite requirement (85 agility) and so he can reach his final form (dark acorn)

misc gave me 5k mahoghany logs, afk plank making those in my off time for sailing prep

honeymoon soon, cya in december gamers
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i am a machine that turns day-old burned coffee into

Wordle 1,601 3/6

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November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
damn this guy is good
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
still undefeated. crazy they did a wordle about trump’s dick today.

Wordle 1,600 3/6

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November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
been another hot min since my last #osrs #statmonday and it’s not even monday but whatever

fire cape done! gary jumped on my pc at wave 55 and turned it off so he was banned from my office until jad was done

other than that been heavy into smithing grind for some achievement diaries. sailing soon!
October 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Been a hot min since my last #OSRSStatMonday, was getting married and shit

I’ve mostly been grinding smithing for Ardy/Lumby elite diaries, picking away the last 17 quests I have for quest cape, with a quick burst to 80 constr over the weekend.

Fairy ring in the crib is clutch AF, big recommend
September 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
fiancée’s asleep, so i can officially hit 90 hunter on my wedding day :)

tomorrow i get a cool new ring with the love of my life
September 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
firing engineers to replace them with AI is as dumb as saying “oh we don’t need human doctors; we just got new state of the art stethoscopes, does the job for them!”

AI will solely be a tool for humans to use for the foreseeable future, nothing more

stop buying the marketing slop and pay your devs
September 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
#osrs #statmonday

Mostly pushing for 90 Crafting prepping for Redwood Birdhouses, but did stray a bit to do up to Falador Hard Diary. Now eyeing up Ardougne Elite for that sweet sweet Ardy Cloak 4.

Also 85 Farming for the northern guild is worth it just for this tranquil bank standing spot alone.
August 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
after getting to 97 i couldn’t resist grinding out the last few levels before bed over the weekend. 99 number two achieved! also my pet luck continues, now adding ho-oh to the roster 😶‍🌫️🎉🍻
August 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
i miss my cat so goddamn much in office this is horseshit
August 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i don’t normally post golf stuff because i’m still terrible, but i had my first real opportunity to break 90 yesterday and came less than a foot away
July 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i can almost taste those redwoods… #osrs
July 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
July 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
couldn’t sleep knowing there was a wc level on my horizon #osrs
June 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
i started this journey about a year ago saying “i wanna farm all the herb patches in #osrs” while stoned at our friend’s bachelor party, despite not playing anymore and not realizing how long that would take. now, just a week out from my own bachelor party, i finally have all 10 patches unlocked 🥹
June 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
gary, briefly acknowledging my existence before returning to hour 10 of his slumber
June 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
apologies for the lack of gary around here lately #weirdlittleguysofbsky
May 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
turns out caring for your sick fiancée and taking care of the house by yourself eats up a lot of free time, so i only managed to get most of the way to 75

but hey, blood shard drop! 🙌🏻 #osrs
May 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
wow somehow they made it worse #Blues
May 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
magdalena bay is everything i could’ve hoped for live
May 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
blues fans watching the leafs throw their two goal lead in 6 on 5
May 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM