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λ - he/him - husband - day-old coffee enjoyer - c# masochist - gary’s favourite human - 🍁🏳️‍🌈👾🏌🏻🏒🧑‍💻
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Today I achieved my first 99 on my childhood OSRS account 🥹
sleepy gary sits with all four feet in line with each other and it upsets me more than it should
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
#osrs #statmonday

i’m back gamers. life has been quite busy since honeymoon, so mostly AFKing redwoods in the background of the chaos, hence the woodcutting gainzzz

got sailing up to the point i can go for quest cape again, then another couple levels to finally hit 2k total. salvaging is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i don’t think i’ve introduced bsky to our second kitty yet. this is mrs pancakes, a street kitty that we adopted 6 days after our wedding. she and gary tolerate each other, she eats anything that could be remotely considered food, and has way too much love to give out to her humans
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
yeah i knew better than getting hyped up for NHL players playing in the olympics. rink is the wrong size and won’t be done in time, no shot bettman goes for that. try again in four years. congrats on your gold medal germany!
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
very happy i managed to sneak in a 5070 purchase and get functional drivers installed before NVIDIA’s inevitable downfall in the coming months…
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
man i’m just sad to see d2 in its current state

i want to go back, but the monolith of a grind that awaits me along with the game just not feeling at its best is just so daunting

but, no other game scratches that endgame PvE itch like it; i really miss running duo dungeons with the mrs every night
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
this snowed-in federal holiday calls for some medieval point-and-click games and some jazz cabbage (in honour of the troops of course)
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
#osrs #statmonday

geoff and i are plowing through a bunch of sepulchre to push for last ardy elite requirement (85 agility) and so he can reach his final form (dark acorn)

misc gave me 5k mahoghany logs, afk plank making those in my off time for sailing prep

honeymoon soon, cya in december gamers
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
after a year or so with my razer blackwidow v4 75%, i can confidently say that it isn’t remotely worth the money

constant double typing unless i drop the polling rate to pre-1999 levels

50/50 chance the lights actually work on startup

and i wouldn’t wish razer synapse debugging on my worst enemy
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
the canadian olympic jerseys look fine. i really don’t know what this country wants or was expecting to warrant a collective crash out like this. they’re red, white, and black with a big fuckoff maple leaf on the front, and that’s all we need to win gold
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i am a machine that turns day-old burned coffee into

Wordle 1,601 3/6

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November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
damn this guy is good
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
still undefeated. crazy they did a wordle about trump’s dick today.

Wordle 1,600 3/6

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November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
been another hot min since my last #osrs #statmonday and it’s not even monday but whatever

fire cape done! gary jumped on my pc at wave 55 and turned it off so he was banned from my office until jad was done

other than that been heavy into smithing grind for some achievement diaries. sailing soon!
October 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the timing of the amazon layoffs is hilarious to me

“oh our servers were down across the continent last week? that’s because we had too many people trying to fix it! gotta axe 30k employees and also kill our only successful video game ever to remedy that!”

what a clown show
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
that’s a lot of hockey for me to sleep through tonight
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i am sad i will be on my honeymoon for the #osrs sailing launch, but i will be sure to no life it for the entirety of december
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i’m confident that mailloux will end up a fine top 4 defenseman for us, he has the skills and vision, just doesn’t know what to do with them in the grown man’s game and has zero confidence. leave him to bake in the A for a couple months and get some mojo back
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
probably the worst thing covid did is raise an entire generation of kids who think it’s acceptable to have full volume facetime conversations in waiting rooms and public transit
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
a very healthy “fuck rogers” but also “jays in 4” kind of morning
October 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
if you move to canada, when signing up for internet, i implore you to choose anything but rogers

seventh fibre cut this year. lost a $30k client to “unreliability”

even the alt right satellites seem like a better option at this point
October 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The OSRS mobile update has made the game so choppy and laggy that I can no longer kill Hespori while pooping at work :(
October 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
lmfao don’t look at me, i have zero pull here
Ex-Olympic coach blames 'petty bisexuals' for Russia's ban
Former Russian ice hockey coach Vladimir Plyushchev has blamed 'petty bisexuals' for the country's exclusion at the 2026 Winter Olympics.
www.thepinknews.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
alright i can drop the facade

the taylor swift diss track on charli is real and it’s literally her The Heart Part 6

sympathy is a knife is CLEARLY about charli’s insecurity being around taylor

and taylor’s response is the worst written song i’ve ever seen that misses the point completely
October 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant with me, now i know all the pokémon and have to plug my ears during thunderstorms
September 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM