Paul John Lyon
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Wordslinger.
With Ravens Passing The Moon out now. books2read.com/withravens
With Ravens Passing The Moon out now. books2read.com/withravens
Pinned
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Just noticed my DM stuff is off. So if you've been trying to message me and it's failing, it's not because I'm trying to ignore anybody, it's just that you have to do the age ID bollocks in the UK to make it work. And I won't do that.
Shaun Hutson IS Garth Marenghi: The evidence
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November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just when I decide to buy new RAM, the prices go up.
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November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just when I decide to buy new RAM, the prices go up.
Just noticed my DM stuff is off. So if you've been trying to message me and it's failing, it's not because I'm trying to ignore anybody, it's just that you have to do the age ID bollocks in the UK to make it work. And I won't do that.
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November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just noticed my DM stuff is off. So if you've been trying to message me and it's failing, it's not because I'm trying to ignore anybody, it's just that you have to do the age ID bollocks in the UK to make it work. And I won't do that.
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This World of Vile Wonder: Horror Tales of the Scientific Revolution is on sale this week. Ebook is 99 cents! ⬇️
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This World of Vile Wonder: Horror Tales of the Scientific Revolution is on sale this week. Ebook is 99 cents! ⬇️
He thought of the city as a meal of a thousand dishes he could never hope to eat, and three quarters of them turned his stomach on sight.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
He thought of the city as a meal of a thousand dishes he could never hope to eat, and three quarters of them turned his stomach on sight.
#writing
#writing
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It seemed as if everything in the city was for sale. Even the people. There were small pockets, he was sure, where priceless things existed. Tiny deserts in the oasis of commerce. But he hadn't found one yet.
#writing
#writing
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It seemed as if everything in the city was for sale. Even the people. There were small pockets, he was sure, where priceless things existed. Tiny deserts in the oasis of commerce. But he hadn't found one yet.
#writing
#writing
Just got back from Liverpool, and was reminded again how much I dislike cities. All the hustle and bustle. The clash of architectural dream against waking reality. And the people. So many people.
I'm an indoor cat, not an outdoor cat.
I'm an indoor cat, not an outdoor cat.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Just got back from Liverpool, and was reminded again how much I dislike cities. All the hustle and bustle. The clash of architectural dream against waking reality. And the people. So many people.
I'm an indoor cat, not an outdoor cat.
I'm an indoor cat, not an outdoor cat.
I've just bought an AIO liquid cooler to replace the old heatsink on my CPU.
My life is incredibly exciting.
My life is incredibly exciting.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I've just bought an AIO liquid cooler to replace the old heatsink on my CPU.
My life is incredibly exciting.
My life is incredibly exciting.
You wear a dress, baby, I'll wear a tie. We'll laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky.
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Tom Waits - "New Coat Of Paint"
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November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You wear a dress, baby, I'll wear a tie. We'll laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky.
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Passing the gym and the dwellers spilled out. Gaggles of cat-eyed plastic surgery disasters and their roidfriends, sweaty from posing for their cameras, ricket-walking into the car park. The poor men cursed by Medusa muscles to carry two bags of shopping forever and never scratch their own backs.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Passing the gym and the dwellers spilled out. Gaggles of cat-eyed plastic surgery disasters and their roidfriends, sweaty from posing for their cameras, ricket-walking into the car park. The poor men cursed by Medusa muscles to carry two bags of shopping forever and never scratch their own backs.
Working a little more on my homage to 70's crime shows, Written By, comes with a companion screenplay of the made-up TV show from the main novel. :D
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November 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Working a little more on my homage to 70's crime shows, Written By, comes with a companion screenplay of the made-up TV show from the main novel. :D
#writing
#writing
Now watching Man's Best Friend (1993). Ally Sheedy, Lance Henriksen,and a genetically altered killer dog. What's not to like? :D
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Man's Best Friend (1993) - Official Trailer
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November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Now watching Man's Best Friend (1993). Ally Sheedy, Lance Henriksen,and a genetically altered killer dog. What's not to like? :D
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My friend Donald Honig was a prolific writer of men’s adventure and crime-digest stories, novels and nonfiction books. The MEN'S ADVENTURE QUARTERLY #13 (amzn.to/4hNflAt) includes a story he wrote for ALFRED HITCHCOCK'S MYSTERY MAGAZINE that was made into an episode of Hitchcock's TV series.
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My friend Donald Honig was a prolific writer of men’s adventure and crime-digest stories, novels and nonfiction books. The MEN'S ADVENTURE QUARTERLY #13 (amzn.to/4hNflAt) includes a story he wrote for ALFRED HITCHCOCK'S MYSTERY MAGAZINE that was made into an episode of Hitchcock's TV series.
Bubba's a horse?!!! WTF!!!!
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November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bubba's a horse?!!! WTF!!!!
There were three of them, all shorter than the last, so that standing beside one another they reminded me of a Matroskha doll being unpacked, albeit with a lot less colour and a lot more facial hair. I wondered then, would everyone in the castle have whiskers better than mine?
~ Stachula
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~ Stachula
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November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
There were three of them, all shorter than the last, so that standing beside one another they reminded me of a Matroskha doll being unpacked, albeit with a lot less colour and a lot more facial hair. I wondered then, would everyone in the castle have whiskers better than mine?
~ Stachula
#writing
~ Stachula
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"They called him Vlad Rasul, Vlad the Shaved, on account of his hairless face. Unable to grow any whiskers, not even a fuzz to rival that on his wife's upper lip, he went insane and slaughtered his enemies by impaling them on barbers' poles."
~ Stachula
#writing
~ Stachula
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November 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"They called him Vlad Rasul, Vlad the Shaved, on account of his hairless face. Unable to grow any whiskers, not even a fuzz to rival that on his wife's upper lip, he went insane and slaughtered his enemies by impaling them on barbers' poles."
~ Stachula
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~ Stachula
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"How does such a creature come into being, you ask? By will and will alone, and a little bit of black magic, and blood, lots of blood, and also a special tonic concocted by the Devil himself!" Van Kapsel said.
~ Stachula
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~ Stachula
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November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"How does such a creature come into being, you ask? By will and will alone, and a little bit of black magic, and blood, lots of blood, and also a special tonic concocted by the Devil himself!" Van Kapsel said.
~ Stachula
#writing
~ Stachula
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I noticed his moustache cast no shadow upon the wall, even though it seemed by the hour to grow in length. I put this down to the long hours of travel and my barely concealed addiction to laudanum. But still, it bothered me.
~ Stachula
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~ Stachula
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November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I noticed his moustache cast no shadow upon the wall, even though it seemed by the hour to grow in length. I put this down to the long hours of travel and my barely concealed addiction to laudanum. But still, it bothered me.
~ Stachula
#writing
~ Stachula
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I blush to think of it now, Mona, but the Count's brides exposed themselves to me from knee to ankle. The only saving grace was that their parts were covered in such a dense shag of fur that my nethers barely fluttered.
My nethers, as always, belong to thee, my love.
~ Stachula
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My nethers, as always, belong to thee, my love.
~ Stachula
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November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I blush to think of it now, Mona, but the Count's brides exposed themselves to me from knee to ankle. The only saving grace was that their parts were covered in such a dense shag of fur that my nethers barely fluttered.
My nethers, as always, belong to thee, my love.
~ Stachula
#writing
My nethers, as always, belong to thee, my love.
~ Stachula
#writing