forget botox and fillers, where are the injections to keep my lips from ever getting chapped??!!? where is THAT innovation?!?!!?

I got another ashiatsu massage which is kinda weird to me still but I think I like it better than a traditional massage. I feel semi human again. My body has been storing so much pain.

“you cannot even imagine…”

I’m gonna stop you right there, my brain is capable of unspeakable horrors

What if I just start being sad here, instead of on twatter. Wouldn’t that be a hoot.

Made my photo the same as twatter so hopefully everyone knows it’s me 🥺

Hello new twitter, I have arrived.