forget botox and fillers, where are the injections to keep my lips from ever getting chapped??!!? where is THAT innovation?!?!!?

Me too! I need to keep up with them again.

I got another ashiatsu massage which is kinda weird to me still but I think I like it better than a traditional massage. I feel semi human again. My body has been storing so much pain.

“you cannot even imagine…”

I’m gonna stop you right there, my brain is capable of unspeakable horrors

Mines only been 4.5 years, but same 😩

What if I just start being sad here, instead of on twatter. Wouldn’t that be a hoot.

I hate how long these handles are though 😂

Made my photo the same as twatter so hopefully everyone knows it’s me 🥺

Maybe I should make my priv too in case we ever get that here lol

Those are sexy though.

Maybe you can find a bathroom with an air dryer 😩

Hello new twitter, I have arrived.