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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
People: the next election is the most important election of our lifetime
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Really disturbing to hear about Gronk and those explicit child photos. Shame
January 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
If you were my neighbor, I’d give you one
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
All AI is bad. Except those videos of fat JD Vance breakdancing
January 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
There has GOT to be some Staten Island MAGA chud with a stepdad named Donny.
Pissed because when he refers to his parents he says Mom ‘n Donny.
January 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
YES I put mayonnaise on Italian subs
YES I put mayonnaise on a cheesesteak
And I VOTE
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Did you say you have indigestion or an indie question?
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Santa can take his trinkets and baubles and get fucked. The Elf has nothing he can give me that will fill the gaping void rent open by lack of any fulfulling purpose. This creature is a distraction, nothing more. It seeks only obedience; complacency. We are starving and the fat man cannot feed us
December 23, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
New York’s Trip
Flamin’ Yan
Chuck’s Take
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Whatever happens, we have got
A Josh Allen, and they have not
December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tis the season
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Top scientists can’t figure out why I don’t like White Stripes as much as I should
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The genre that LCD Soundsystem most neatly fits into is Goof Rock
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Lick? Hick?
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Kitchen day:
Italian wedding soup
Tres Leches Cake
Banana bread
Sourdough bread
Pizza
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Lifetime Sub Stats:
Subs eaten: ~600
% finished: 100%
Small/Large: 40/60
Most popular: Turkey (70%)
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
People: the next election is the most important election of our lifetime
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Legally changing my name to Joey Large Meatball Sub
September 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If you have 4 hours to kill and love a good story and are getting a case of Mariners Fever I recommend @jonbois.bsky.social ‘s deep dive

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The History of the Seattle Mariners | Dorktown - YouTube
youtube.com
September 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sometimes you see a tilde in a Hispanic name like Peña. Or an umlaut in a name like Müeller. Today I spotted cedilla (ç) in the wild, quite rare
September 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Did you say Homeowner? Or Homo Nerd
September 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
New project bike
(Hasn’t run in 7 years)
September 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Am I dreaming?
September 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM