Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
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Rust thoughts. Bike thoughts. Ski thoughts. Food thoughts. Posting pics of the dog.
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Mayonnaise!!!!! Whyyyyyyyyy!??????
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Mayonnaise!!!!! Whyyyyyyyyy!??????
Reposted by Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
As a reminder: The USIP building was raided and taken over by DOGE (with assistance from federal and local law enforcement) despite being an independent agency and owner of the building. Litigation is ongoing, but Trump does not own this building.
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
As a reminder: The USIP building was raided and taken over by DOGE (with assistance from federal and local law enforcement) despite being an independent agency and owner of the building. Litigation is ongoing, but Trump does not own this building.
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not sure, let’s ask Mr Owl
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Not sure, let’s ask Mr Owl
so that’s how we manufacture more electrons!
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
so that’s how we manufacture more electrons!
I think you’re starting from a false premise here.
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I think you’re starting from a false premise here.
Well, the hippos are not just hungry, they are hungry, hungry.
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Well, the hippos are not just hungry, they are hungry, hungry.
Seriously!?
The Boston Globe is complicit in the inundation of American culture with the whims of creepy billionaires, routinely backslapping the undeserved. In *every* example of a “gift,” including this one, the donor is sacrificing nothing in relative terms. www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/02/n...
Michael and Susan Dell donate $6.25 billion to encourage families to claim ‘Trump Accounts’ - The Boston Globe
Billionaires Michael and Susan Dell pledged a historic $6.25 billion on Tuesday to provide an incentive to families to adopt new investment accounts for children.
www.bostonglobe.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Seriously!?
pretty sure that extra S isn’t for Savings
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
pretty sure that extra S isn’t for Savings
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Resting Black Hole Sun Face
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Resting Black Hole Sun Face
I’m the HUGE WALK
I’m the GUEST SUITE
I’m the combination HUGE WALK / GUEST SUITE
I’m the GUEST SUITE
I’m the combination HUGE WALK / GUEST SUITE
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m the HUGE WALK
I’m the GUEST SUITE
I’m the combination HUGE WALK / GUEST SUITE
I’m the GUEST SUITE
I’m the combination HUGE WALK / GUEST SUITE
Every episode ends with the catch phrase “we’re all trying to figure out who did this!?”
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every episode ends with the catch phrase “we’re all trying to figure out who did this!?”