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Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
@hellertime.bsky.social
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Rust thoughts. Bike thoughts. Ski thoughts. Food thoughts. Posting pics of the dog.
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Terrible quality Geordie no/yes meme generated to have “Jack” be no and “John” be yes
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Aria stark in the house of black and white seeing the wall of many faces
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Doug Funny in a big suit
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I can hear chants and incantations and some guy is mentioning me in his prayers.
Well, I don't know what it is but there's definitely something going on upstairs
(Dig yourself)
(Laz'rus dig yourself)
(Laz'rus dig yourself)
(Laz'rus dig yourself)
(I want you to dig) (Back in that hole.)
Pope singing into a microphone, surrounded by smiling bishops
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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They got your number, scared and runnin'
But I'm still waitin' for the second comin'
Of Ophelia
Come back home
pope looking like he’s belting a power ballad into a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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🎵 Bela Lugosi is dead 🎶
the current pope holding a microphone as if he’s more rock star that papa god or whatever
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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now I am the Salazar
Salazar who apparently went on many adventures (in some dudes pocket, since Salazar is a picture of an ape wearing a stripped tshirt and a motorcycle helmet — although he looks too drunk to drive)
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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is it! Wikipedia kinda backs you up! though … Wikipedia….
Wikipedia text: Traditionally, ‹B› did not have a capital form, and was capitalized as ‹SS›. Some type designers introduced capitalized variants. In 2017, the Council for German Orthography officially adopted a capital form ‹ẞ) as an acceptable variant, ending a long debate. 4 Since 2024 the capital has been preferred over <SS>.I5]
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Charlie Kirk died fucking that horse
Chip Roy. Making up lies as usual.
October 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I’ve fallen and I can’t get up lady
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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A woman fallen. A woman aghast. Both still trust the New Berlin Library.
October 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Howie the jazz connoisseur from ITYSL
October 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Together again
Two love birds smiling … probably on Long Island, which some — not I — consider heaven
October 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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L
Zoolander: standing next to a model Of a building made to look a bit like a book stand Quoted saying "WHAT IS THIS? A CENTER FOR ANTS?"
September 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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It’s the tweet
Millard Fillmore's porcelain zither @agraybee Every lifelong Catholic l've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."
September 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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wow can’t believe the WSJ released this letter! always figured it would have been Ted Cruz’s dad.
zodiac killer cipher letter with Trump signature
September 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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go sox
A map of the United States and a map of the world (Mercator projections, both cropped) Across the USA it says “tell me where you are from” Across the world it says “using only 2 words”
September 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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good god!
Mrs. Detective Pikajew: This is saying a lot given the headline, but the headline truly doesn't even begin to prepare you for this story. BBC NEWS Surgeon Neil Hopper jailed after amputation of own legs Neil Hopper claimed that injuries to his legs were the result of sepsis and not self-inflicted. @ www.bbc.com @crypticpinecone.bsky.social: You know it's good when "extreme pornography" doesn't make the headline.
September 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Ok but how do I find this balance
Karen with a sword in silhouette looking balanced and calm
August 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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🎵 Martini and Rossi / Asti Spumante 🎵
The president tweeting “Bela” , yup that’s it, this is real.
August 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Fucking cursed TL
Labeled kindly inform me this account on my TL is: Brianna Wu Follower Al Avatar or Banner
August 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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What are we even doing here?
A screenshot that says: 2. Fusion 360 Price: Free version available but will cost $70/month, $545 yearly, or $1555 for three years for commercial use With “Free version available but will cost $70/month” highlighted
August 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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The new test
Family guy joke about validation based on skin tone, implied here as the replacement test for citizenship by the Trump white house (cause it’s probably not much of a joke)
July 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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It’s not Salem, MA… it’s a cloud
Naomi Wolf saying “I don’t even know what this is, Salem, MA” with a picture of the sky.
July 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Put it in the @thelouvreof.bsky.social
@democrats post image mimicking “not like us” single artwork but with drake house replaced by the White House Parker Molloy responds “this is a good post” A Little Night Musing replies to Parker “This is an insider post that many will not understand” (“Not like us” was performed by Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl this year, it’s not a deep cut song)
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM