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most of the profit sperm banks make comes from a small percentage of very wealthy customers with lots of expendable income that buys semen in large quantities. these are known as sperm whales
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 AM
most of the profit sperm banks make comes from a small percentage of very wealthy customers with lots of expendable income that buys semen in large quantities. these are known as sperm whales
My autism has caught a new overused adverb "Outrageously" and while I like this more than previous adverbs "Literally" and "Unironically" I'm still a big miffed by the realization that I am probably going to be overusing this word for years to come and there's nothing I can do about it
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
My autism has caught a new overused adverb "Outrageously" and while I like this more than previous adverbs "Literally" and "Unironically" I'm still a big miffed by the realization that I am probably going to be overusing this word for years to come and there's nothing I can do about it
LinkedIn is allowed to show a notification that you have a "new private message" and then it's this clownshit
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
LinkedIn is allowed to show a notification that you have a "new private message" and then it's this clownshit
high level guilty gear strive ranked gameplay
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
high level guilty gear strive ranked gameplay
"Genie, please make 2026 more chill than 2025," I said to the genie in the bottle.
"This is going to be fun," responded The Genie That Grants The Exact Opposite Of Whatever You Wished For
"This is going to be fun," responded The Genie That Grants The Exact Opposite Of Whatever You Wished For
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
"Genie, please make 2026 more chill than 2025," I said to the genie in the bottle.
"This is going to be fun," responded The Genie That Grants The Exact Opposite Of Whatever You Wished For
"This is going to be fun," responded The Genie That Grants The Exact Opposite Of Whatever You Wished For
Baby Steps feels hand tuned to cause discomfort to me specifically
Every cutscene in this game is the most uncomfortable interaction I've had with another autistic person, and the sound design features no less than 3 bugs or frogs at any given time making repeated noises right in your ear
Every cutscene in this game is the most uncomfortable interaction I've had with another autistic person, and the sound design features no less than 3 bugs or frogs at any given time making repeated noises right in your ear
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Baby Steps feels hand tuned to cause discomfort to me specifically
Every cutscene in this game is the most uncomfortable interaction I've had with another autistic person, and the sound design features no less than 3 bugs or frogs at any given time making repeated noises right in your ear
Every cutscene in this game is the most uncomfortable interaction I've had with another autistic person, and the sound design features no less than 3 bugs or frogs at any given time making repeated noises right in your ear
call me when goku's power level is so high it has to be displayed with scientific notation that's when I'll know db super has gotten good
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
call me when goku's power level is so high it has to be displayed with scientific notation that's when I'll know db super has gotten good
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twitter users be like
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
twitter users be like
people saying reality is a simulation aren't getting high enough
the entirety of reality is a simulation encoded in the infinite data contained in the unrepeating decimals of an irrational number
you can't disprove this theory
the entirety of reality is a simulation encoded in the infinite data contained in the unrepeating decimals of an irrational number
you can't disprove this theory
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
people saying reality is a simulation aren't getting high enough
the entirety of reality is a simulation encoded in the infinite data contained in the unrepeating decimals of an irrational number
you can't disprove this theory
the entirety of reality is a simulation encoded in the infinite data contained in the unrepeating decimals of an irrational number
you can't disprove this theory
Remembering the time Kanye's villain arc got interrupted a few times by "Not a Nazi anymore, just met Adam Sandler" and "Not a Nazi, just met Jonah Hill" and I wondered if there was a Jew with a power level strong enough to knock him out of his current streak (1/2)
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Remembering the time Kanye's villain arc got interrupted a few times by "Not a Nazi anymore, just met Adam Sandler" and "Not a Nazi, just met Jonah Hill" and I wondered if there was a Jew with a power level strong enough to knock him out of his current streak (1/2)
happy valentines day for monsterfuckers
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
happy valentines day for monsterfuckers
Me, an incompetent timber worker who just cut down a tree that fell on someone's house and destroyed their living room: "You know, us timber workers have a saying..."
September 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Me, an incompetent timber worker who just cut down a tree that fell on someone's house and destroyed their living room: "You know, us timber workers have a saying..."
The whitewashing of Charlie Kirk has reached fucking looney tunes levels. This statement might be the biggest lie the Trump administration has ever told. Claiming the guy lived by a statement that is the inverse of his entire ethos, said by a man he hated
September 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The whitewashing of Charlie Kirk has reached fucking looney tunes levels. This statement might be the biggest lie the Trump administration has ever told. Claiming the guy lived by a statement that is the inverse of his entire ethos, said by a man he hated
Is grubhub like actually fucking cooked? Like the company is burning down and going to declare bankruptcy in a month cooked? I am getting so many failed deliveries and erratic driver behavior and if this is what's normal this company is not going to last til 2026
September 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Is grubhub like actually fucking cooked? Like the company is burning down and going to declare bankruptcy in a month cooked? I am getting so many failed deliveries and erratic driver behavior and if this is what's normal this company is not going to last til 2026
I appealed this and it was upheld. Youtube disallowing nudity in game footage. Shooting themselves in the foot with a goddamn rocket launcher. This is going to make it unsafe to upload let's plays, longplays and speedruns of thousands of games. What the fuck is wrong with this company.
September 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I appealed this and it was upheld. Youtube disallowing nudity in game footage. Shooting themselves in the foot with a goddamn rocket launcher. This is going to make it unsafe to upload let's plays, longplays and speedruns of thousands of games. What the fuck is wrong with this company.
can someone please stop tilting the cartridge on the twitch player I'm trying to watch smallant
August 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
can someone please stop tilting the cartridge on the twitch player I'm trying to watch smallant
How do you look at a fuck up of old timey aesthetics so potent that it could only be the product of an out of touch board of directors who neither know or care anything about the company they're running, and go "do you know whose fault this is? THE GAYS"
August 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How do you look at a fuck up of old timey aesthetics so potent that it could only be the product of an out of touch board of directors who neither know or care anything about the company they're running, and go "do you know whose fault this is? THE GAYS"
I had a dream last night they finally brought Venom to the MCU and immediately made the movie about how Venom is in a gay relationship with Symbiote Spiderman and they would activate their suit powers and make out sloppy style in public
August 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I had a dream last night they finally brought Venom to the MCU and immediately made the movie about how Venom is in a gay relationship with Symbiote Spiderman and they would activate their suit powers and make out sloppy style in public
if something that is annoying to do is a "pain in the ass", is something that's fun to do a "pleasure in the ass"
August 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
if something that is annoying to do is a "pain in the ass", is something that's fun to do a "pleasure in the ass"
@smallant.live I messed around today with getting a chunk of the shopkeep fractone into the final boss ring in Bananza... it's possible to get it into the ring unharmed but when you start the fight it's gone. Likely starting the fight takes you into a separate instance
August 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
@smallant.live I messed around today with getting a chunk of the shopkeep fractone into the final boss ring in Bananza... it's possible to get it into the ring unharmed but when you start the fight it's gone. Likely starting the fight takes you into a separate instance
what if you stuck your peepee in a slime girl and pulled it out and it was just the bone
July 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
what if you stuck your peepee in a slime girl and pulled it out and it was just the bone
Vamdemon's digimon power is kidney failure
July 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Vamdemon's digimon power is kidney failure
Quite possibly the worst meme ever made by me or anyone
July 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Quite possibly the worst meme ever made by me or anyone
it is rare that I experience something in a game so torturously bullshit it makes me want to grab the devs by the shoulders and shake them violently and scream "what the fuck is WRONG with you" but the Zexion data fight in Kingdom Hearts 2 is doing that
June 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
it is rare that I experience something in a game so torturously bullshit it makes me want to grab the devs by the shoulders and shake them violently and scream "what the fuck is WRONG with you" but the Zexion data fight in Kingdom Hearts 2 is doing that
batman TAS batman has memorized the location of every single tree in Gotham so that when he throws a guy off a building he can land in the tree and have it be non lethal
June 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
batman TAS batman has memorized the location of every single tree in Gotham so that when he throws a guy off a building he can land in the tree and have it be non lethal