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once again unemployed immunologist
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they/them san diego, CA
also the abundance shit all takes years to have any effect at all so you’re going to have a hard time convincing the electorate to wait, and then that the benefits down the line were your party’s doing
March 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
it’s plausible ai just gets more and more integrated into everything without improving much and the errors/hallucinations are just undetected, ignored, or invisible to its human operators.

just another vector of enshittification
March 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
a zoom filter that shows your room slowly filling up with water and little fish swimming around your head and bubbles coming out of your mouth as you say that you need to go check on a plumbing issue real fast before logging out
December 3, 2024 at 7:57 PM
how can people keep getting posters madness it’s happened so many times and by definition is mega public
December 3, 2024 at 2:09 AM
he was able to use his vast powers of surveyorsmanship to notice that mars normally wasn’t crushing several hundred thousand acres of virginian forestland
December 2, 2024 at 12:02 AM
a shattered glass dome with a bunch of gumballs rolling out of it down into the gutter
December 1, 2024 at 11:41 PM
there will be dozens to hundreds of holocausts worth of human death and suffering though
December 1, 2024 at 9:57 PM
technically three years is within 20 years
December 1, 2024 at 9:30 PM
that reminds me of twoflower introducing the idea of fire insurance to Anhk-Morpork in the color of magic with disastrous results
December 1, 2024 at 5:11 PM
gosh darn it i dunno if im great but im darn good enough aren’t i? ::rips a seal to pieces with my many rows of fine sharp teeth::
November 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
i mean the supervillain route is both underexplored and underappreciated
November 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
no no no that’s plenty neck you do have to oh ok well maybe a bit more but that’s fine oh jesus you can’t keep pushing that up and oh you’ve gone and done it again christ
November 30, 2024 at 8:16 PM
::farmer staring out into their jpeg fields voice::
November 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
legitimately it seems the purpose of journalism schools is to select for the most credulous individuals possible that still only need one hand to hold a pen
November 30, 2024 at 8:08 PM
a history of pulling the ball away has left many distrustful of lucy, here’s how this new season looks to shake things up
November 30, 2024 at 8:07 PM
are you tired of this happening to you?!? ::flying bat mount barely skids into your mountain cave lair due to your huge balls:: well have we got a solution for you that won’t break the bank!
November 30, 2024 at 7:51 PM
but he’s representative of a huge flock of dog shit people that run everything so there’s a certain value there
November 30, 2024 at 7:49 PM
also ask if they are coming at any variety of king
November 30, 2024 at 7:35 PM
::dad way too into the bit and trying to light a curly fry:: hey things with me and your mom are kinda tough right now
November 30, 2024 at 6:13 PM
ive wondered how much our massive election spending every few years keeps legacy media afloat, and how much that warps the incentives for aforementioned legacy media in terms of election coverage
November 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
february, being the least month, is the best contender here
November 30, 2024 at 5:58 PM
infinitely preferable though if they decide the problem was with being too mean to crypto people and not being too supportive of trans people
November 30, 2024 at 5:50 PM
best flower gotta be the biggest flower, rafflesia arnoldi
November 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM