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hekaton
@hekaton.bsky.social
once again unemployed immunologist
books, board games, baking, brock bclimbing
they/them san diego, CA
::awake at 3am voice::
sleeping like The Hanged Man
always a good sign
sleeping like The Hanged Man
everything is fine
December 26, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
December 1, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
doesn’t the existence of a ‘value size’ implicitly admit that all the other sizes are total ripoffs
November 30, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Reposted by hekaton
July 1, 2023 at 10:52 PM
That AI art costs energy/water shouldn’t be the argument against it, human artists consume significant resources to produce artwork as well. As in, what it takes to keep a person alive and productive as they make art is non-zero. AI is an affront to human dignity and can be opposed on that alone.
November 21, 2024 at 4:37 PM
got this large crystal in alaska, highly recommend obtaining a big crystal you can hold and gesture with for just general well being and peace of mind. especially one that is a little brighter and more enticing every day, to the point where she takes up all your thoughts. i think it’s selenite?
November 18, 2024 at 9:48 PM
i’m pretty sure my melatonin gummies are made in the same factory that produces swedish fish. in unrelated news i’ve been sleeping twenty hours a day
November 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
oh excellent! a head of garlic where every clove is actually three smaller cloves in a trenchcoat thank you so much!
November 17, 2024 at 6:20 PM
putting on juan likes rice and chicken cause i need a good cry
November 17, 2024 at 1:10 AM
i saw the tv glow has basically guaranteed that i’ll never buy a LG product, can’t imagine having that horrible moon man watching me out from the logo at all times
November 16, 2024 at 7:03 PM
when starting a new puzzle and you find two pieces already connected do you
1. separate them and mix back up (gods grace shines down upon you)
2. take it as a freebie connection (you shall not see the light of heaven)
November 13, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Came out to my buddy tonight
June 6, 2024 at 4:07 AM
djs should be constitutionally forbidden from playing specific day themed songs on the wrong day. manic monday, friday im in love, etc. there’s significant magic potential energy bleeding out at inopportune times cause of these missteps. should be an opportunity for mass synergism across the nation
May 10, 2024 at 12:54 AM
p o t i o n s
May 4, 2024 at 12:44 AM
look to your left, then look to your right. both these people may be suffering from moderate to severe ulcerative colitis
April 30, 2024 at 5:35 AM
a crummy commercial?
February 9, 2024 at 1:08 AM
January 4, 2024 at 10:51 PM
i'm coming over you better not be cunty bobblehead santa

my festive ass:
December 14, 2023 at 2:53 AM
one day they'll bioengineer a huskless candy cane and it'll save me so much time during cookie season
December 14, 2023 at 2:03 AM
i have no idea why im so careful about food waste when cooking my meal prep for the week when i will, nine times out of ten, end up failing to eat all the meal preps, thus confining them to oblivion
October 10, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Reposted by hekaton
hey guys check this out
October 9, 2023 at 6:55 PM
i find it hard to practice makeup because i personally feel like i have about two hours between shaving and having too much subcutaneous gunmetal where it looks ok but i am trying because i do like it, ostensibly
October 10, 2023 at 2:26 AM
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hey guys check this out
October 8, 2023 at 11:50 PM
hey guys check this out
October 8, 2023 at 11:50 PM