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Lucky enough to have a dream job in Cybersecurity

Aotearoa/New Zealand
Is Maduro in the USA illegally? Call ICE for prompt action
January 4, 2026 at 9:21 PM
To be fair, Americans would also be celebrating if some foreign power came and kidnapped the US president
January 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I'm in the market for an EV it just sucks the two big players BYD and Tesla both suck in terms of their support for human rights
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
He should rename them the Trump Files. He loves putting his name on everything so much.
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I feel dirty using task manager now
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I wanna shave my head but I'm white so have to be careful about gathering with other white people with shaved heads
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
If the west is so great why did Roman numerals get replaced by Arabic?
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just write a few strongly opinionated and factual sounding articles on Reddit and influence the future of AI slop output

www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-the-m...
Ranked: The Most Cited Websites by AI Models
How often does ChatGPT cite Reddit, Wikipedia, and more? This infographic ranks the most cited websites by AI—and explores what it reveals.
www.visualcapitalist.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I have no idea what I’m doing
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
When people need someone to blame, why is it always minorities?
October 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
LLM's are a parlour trick
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
September 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Turns out the right wings only problem with cancel culture, school indoctrination, and non-peaceful protests was that they weren't the ones doing it.
September 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I’m counting on China’s hackers to release the Epstein files at this point
September 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
AI slop could never
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
September 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'd feel much better if AI said this everytime I asked:

"what a stupid fucking idea but ok I guess I'll help"
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Running with music blaring in your headphones is technically dancing
August 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Reposted by he internets
This is one of the craziest trial headlines that has turned into a cybersecurity story, in a minute. global.chinadaily.com.cn/a/20...

A lot of scammers are unscrupulous bastards. Some of the low level people are victims though, too. This is a dismal example.
Teen faces trial for allegedly selling boyfriend to fraud compound
global.chinadaily.com.cn
August 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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NEW: The hackers who broke into the computer of an alleged North Korean government hacker, exposing their spy operations, explained why they did it.

“These nation state hackers are hacking for all the wrong reasons, I hope more of them will get exposed, they deserve to be,” one the hackers told me.
Hackers who exposed North Korean government hacker explain why they did it | TechCrunch
The two self-described hacktivists said they had access to the North Korean spy’s computer for around four months before deciding what they had found should be made public.
techcrunch.com
August 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If white people think brown people with Muslim beliefs are dangerous, just remember how many millions were murdered due to white people with racist beliefs.
July 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Why do some people praise God after a tragedy? Seems that’s the person that could’ve prevented it
June 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Two routers taking over the world
June 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“You do it to yourself”

Thom Yorke predicted this in 1995
February 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM