Max Heiman
heiman.bsky.social
Max Heiman
@heiman.bsky.social
Associate Professor of Genetics
Harvard Medical School, Boston Children's Hospital

It should be fun, or what's the point?
http://heimanlab.com
sorry that went right over my squid-like head the first time
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I received this in Aug 2011. We still found ways to write nonsense before AI!
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The other five are pretty amazing too!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Before LLMs we still got many copy-paste materials! My favorite was a CV that started "My squid-like head is a masterful problem solver and I hope that I can bring world domination to your organization." If you google the first phrase you can find dozens! They unwittingly copied a joke C'thulhu CV.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
in other news my final exam questions are ready earlier than ever before
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
our top choice (for ease and convenience, not gold standard) for C. elegans proteins is still expressing tagged versions in S2 cells (which grow 20-25°C) and co-IP, combined with some in vivo evidence like colocalization, localization of A depends on B, etc
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This all makes sense to me except (1) the tants should go higher and (2) what does it need with pockets??
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Falkor?
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
where is the Brownian ratchet??
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I agree, I think CGC dues us probably the best proxy - hadn't thought of that before
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
that's good as a high end probably, I think that's more like all the labs that have ever been (minus a smaller number without lab codes). consistent with a guess of around 500-800ish currently?
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
That's about what I guesstimated but nice to hear you thinking that way too. I got there because I think I remember there were ~200ish R01s ~ten years ago (before R35 shift), some people had more than one, some had NSF/other, many non-US, but ~500-750 (1000 at high end) seemed like a good guess.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Not sure - paper, preprint, or research grant (incl. startup) in last 5 years?

I guess CGC annual dues could be a good estimate too.
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I mean, it's pretty clear. It refers to peer review members disclosing any information about the applications being reviewed.

It's clearly not limiting the guidance NIH can provide or the general freedom of people to complain about typos etc as long as it's not connected to the apps they review.
November 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
In my view it's 100% a breach of confidentiality and review integrity.

"Confidentiality in NIH peer review prohibits a peer reviewer member from: [...]
Disclosing, **in any manner**, information about the committee deliberations, discussions, evaluations, or documents [...]"

emphasis added
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reposted by Max Heiman
From the lab of Maxwell Heiman discussing the interesting topic of apical ECM and the function of sensing organs and how these ECM proteins can both mechanically and biochemically modulate the organ's functions.
doi.org/10.1016/j.cd...
October 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM