Wait, SCOTUS said states can’t be told what to do re: abortion. But they can be told they can’t ban ai? Which is it?

Except all the stats about sportsball or hemis, and I just can’t wrap my head around the fascination with either when there’s so many more interesting and useful things to know. 😵‍💫

Considering it’s the Post, I doubt they even care to learn those differences, either 🤦🏻‍♀️

And I suspect The Onion staff wish the day they never have to post it again would just come already.

That is terrible. I feel bad for those kids and their families.

Brainworm Bobby & DOGE are both a great example of “tell me you don’t actually understand COBOL & other programming languages without telling me you don’t actually understand COBOL & other programming languages…” (I’m a parent of offspring with fluency in more than 10 comp languages. I’m in awe.)

Omg we both typoed Cook’s name and yet, he will now be Jim in our hearts 🤣🤣🤣

I live by the motto “if you can’t be a good example, be a terrible warning.” 🙋🏻‍♀️

There’s the allotted two dolls for a beautiful baby girl 😅

I’m clinging tenaciously to my Apple SE and hoping it too can outlast Jim Cook. Pray for me and my almost full 64G of space 😝

It seems like it would be better than having to stifle the urge to tell someone they have a really crooked eye or weirdly shaped head, because that can’t seem to go well at all no matter how it’s phrased 🥴

Her cognitive dissonance and constant lies are wearing on her, and you can see it in her physically. She appears to have aged almost two decades in less than a year, and Botox isn’t going to cover any of that up at the rate she’s going…

Legit shocked she didn’t ask where he was from and where are his papers 🤦🏻‍♀️

I don’t understand how she and the rest of the administration don’t spontaneously combust with their pants on fire all the time…

I shopped for myself…that definitely counts, right? 🤭💙📚

I have a feeling Illinois is paving the way for this thanks to some new laws allowing people to start suing for wrongful
arrests taking place at courthouses

And she can use magazine page inks for her makeup

You know who sleeps this little? People who are either actively psychotic or have dementia…