Heather E. Newman
@heatherenewman.bsky.social
Still staunchly anti-apostrophe. Queer writer in Astoria, Queens. Here for socialism, food, and cats—mostly.
Smash burger on rye bread with cheddar, spicy mustard, horseradish, and caramelized onions, served with Milk Street’s salt and vinegar potatoes.
Lots of free time on my hands so expect lots of food posting. #food
Lots of free time on my hands so expect lots of food posting. #food
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Smash burger on rye bread with cheddar, spicy mustard, horseradish, and caramelized onions, served with Milk Street’s salt and vinegar potatoes.
Lots of free time on my hands so expect lots of food posting. #food
Lots of free time on my hands so expect lots of food posting. #food
Slightly improvised baharat roasted butternut squash tart with harissa and feta.
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Slightly improvised baharat roasted butternut squash tart with harissa and feta.
Looking for new books to read — what is everyone reading lately?
March 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Looking for new books to read — what is everyone reading lately?
Malted milk chocolate chip cookies? I think yes.
March 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Malted milk chocolate chip cookies? I think yes.
February 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pecan upside down cake? ☺️
January 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Pecan upside down cake? ☺️
January 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Fresh corn polenta with lime butter, cumin toasted pepitas, and hot honey
January 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Fresh corn polenta with lime butter, cumin toasted pepitas, and hot honey
Birthday wine & bread
December 24, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Birthday wine & bread
A positively balmy -7* morning in the north country today
December 22, 2024 at 4:39 PM
A positively balmy -7* morning in the north country today
Nothing like a little torn ligament on vacation (Paul’s, not mine)
December 9, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Nothing like a little torn ligament on vacation (Paul’s, not mine)
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ME: (fumbling through order) Hola! Un…cafe latte…sin…azúcar, por favor?
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
December 3, 2024 at 3:15 PM
ME: (fumbling through order) Hola! Un…cafe latte…sin…azúcar, por favor?
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
BARISTA: Uh-huh. And what size?
ME: (internally) I put up with that goddamn green owl for weeks…
I’m Irish. I know how to leave a party
November 29, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I’m Irish. I know how to leave a party
The family is trying to play Ticket To Ride
I am having flashbacks to playing Risk
I am having flashbacks to playing Risk
November 29, 2024 at 1:01 AM
The family is trying to play Ticket To Ride
I am having flashbacks to playing Risk
I am having flashbacks to playing Risk
It’s that time of year to turn off motion smoothing on your relative’s tv
November 28, 2024 at 12:55 AM
It’s that time of year to turn off motion smoothing on your relative’s tv
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Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur."
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
November 13, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur."
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
My cat’s mad that we can’t play with the fishing toy 24/7
November 18, 2024 at 4:21 PM
My cat’s mad that we can’t play with the fishing toy 24/7
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A line of frozen burritos called “Brrrritos”
October 20, 2023 at 6:49 PM
A line of frozen burritos called “Brrrritos”
Reposted by Heather E. Newman
freud would say i drink diet coke because of the death drive and he'd be right
July 3, 2023 at 8:24 PM
freud would say i drink diet coke because of the death drive and he'd be right