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Pat! is a bnuuy 💚
@headpatspls.bsky.social
This is a NSFW kink account. You've been warned.
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Hi, I'm Pat! 🏳️‍⚧️ (31y, any/any)
Sometimes big, mostly little. Always green. 💚
🗺️PNW
I like lego, bunnies, and bikes. Ask me about my paracord!
🎨: @albys.space
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Non-bunary
depression can be treated in many ways.

this isn't one of them, but it makes me feel a tiny bit less bad
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
i'm so tired.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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I need be talked down to and treated like a toddler and given a rigid daily schedule & structured playtime “for [my] own good” or I am going to explode
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Big ears. Good listener.
🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
(cw: nudity i guess?)

Oh uh....um. Hmm.

This is after 3 months on e
things are definitely definitely happenjng
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Im open for PAY WHAT YOU WANT
Headshots, illustrations, and YCH
Trying to catch up on my credit cards and needing to order a stash of diapers until the laundry machine is replaced.
Also offering writing commissions as well!
35 USD 2-3.5k words (2 slots)
#babyfur #abdl
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Inspired by a conversation that @merehazel.bsky.social and I had last week~
#furry #kidfur #SeleneDraws 🎨
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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We need to talk about your bladder control problem, sweetie. We’re just worried about you, we want to help.

The occasional accidents? No, silly, those aren’t the problem.

The problem is that a girl like you shouldn’t have any bladder control at all!

But don’t worry! We’ll get that taken care of!
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"No, the chair wet my pants, not me!"

- @lunarkoneko.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Behold! A vaguely crib-shaped object. This thing is really coming together.
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Behold! A vaguely crib-shaped object. This thing is really coming together.
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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i found this cool exercise that rly helps my shoulder and back stiffness
i reach above & behind my head & point my paws up! to give myself "bunny ears" with my paws for 20 seconds & do deep breaths
then carefully reach up in the air for 20 more seconds to make the ears really tall
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Oops i seem to have built a crib

Seriously, this thing takes up so much space. It's a good thing my friend @lunarkoneko.bsky.social doesn't mind keeping it in her room, since she's a huge baby anyway
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
SEATTLE RESIDENTS!

CHECK TO MAKE SURE YOUR VOTE WAS COUNTED
Katie Wilson is up 91 votes in the Seattle Mayor's race as Wilson-mentum continues to pay dividends.
Wilson-mentum is real.

The gap in the Seattle Mayor's race has narrowed to just 4,300 votes, or 1.88%.
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm incredibly happy with how well these pieces all fit together, given that 3 weeks ago I didn't know what a Dado is. and if you said the word "rabbet" to me I'd probably assume you're making a legoshi reference.

Also peep the sick cyclone dust separator I made for our vacuum! This thing *rocks*
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oops i seem to have built a crib

Seriously, this thing takes up so much space. It's a good thing my friend @lunarkoneko.bsky.social doesn't mind keeping it in her room, since she's a huge baby anyway
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Haha what if i built a crib from scratch

That'd be so crazy
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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grinding
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Make sure you check your settings
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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boyfriend holds my hand while I poop my diaper
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is so creative and cool!

I'm so glad to be a furry. Our community is one-of-a-kind and it blows my mind every day
HOW TO FEEL ALIVE
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I'm still open, btw! Still need a bit more to pay for bills and food this month!
✨Commissions are open!✨

Still catching up on the backlog, but I'm getting closer with each month (October was surprisingly busy). But I still need to feed and house myself and my cat!

Examples below! Prices and more details in alt text

Commissions form and TOS: forms.gle/zxzBVcMhbF6B...
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Fuck that guy
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
eating a half pound of gummyworms before bed is a bad idea, as it turns out
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM