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If marriage ends with death, but cryogenics means you hope to revive your dead wife later, that does rather result in Schrödinger's Husband... 🤯
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If marriage ends with death, but cryogenics means you hope to revive your dead wife later, that does rather result in Schrödinger's Husband... 🤯
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It's what you get for visiting the Op-tit-ians...
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's what you get for visiting the Op-tit-ians...
That's brilliant - if I recall correctly, either they or one of the other tabloids recently has the headline "BANNED OLD DUKE OF YORK" when he first stepped back from royal duties
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
That's brilliant - if I recall correctly, either they or one of the other tabloids recently has the headline "BANNED OLD DUKE OF YORK" when he first stepped back from royal duties