Dan
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I probably got Taco Bell sauce spilled on me somewhere.
I really need to do something about my feet. They sweat so much anymore.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I really need to do something about my feet. They sweat so much anymore.
So the random girl that followed my Snapchat and has been messaging me everyday is on only fans and now every message she sends is about me joining it. 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
So the random girl that followed my Snapchat and has been messaging me everyday is on only fans and now every message she sends is about me joining it. 🙄
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LAST DAY TO EARLY VOTE!!!!!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
LAST DAY TO EARLY VOTE!!!!!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
Oh good a hotel lounge singer has given her two cents.
Kash Patel’s girlfriend suggests that Sen. Mark Kelly’s video is responsible for the shooting of National Guard troops in DC.
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oh good a hotel lounge singer has given her two cents.
The conspiracy theories are really flying over there on X right now. 🤦♂️
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The conspiracy theories are really flying over there on X right now. 🤦♂️
I need an adrenaline shot.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I need an adrenaline shot.
Gotta play with this and get me to cum so I am sleep.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Gotta play with this and get me to cum so I am sleep.
Just letting it flow.
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Just letting it flow.
My grandpa had a car like this. Spent a lot of time in it as a kid going up to the UP of Michigan for fishing trips.
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
My grandpa had a car like this. Spent a lot of time in it as a kid going up to the UP of Michigan for fishing trips.
Cause from the news about Wisconsin today I did a little gerrymander map. In normal years this would be a 4-4 split since Wisconsin is equally divided. However in Democratic wave years this could easily be a 7-1 split in favor of the Democrats.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Cause from the news about Wisconsin today I did a little gerrymander map. In normal years this would be a 4-4 split since Wisconsin is equally divided. However in Democratic wave years this could easily be a 7-1 split in favor of the Democrats.
The soundtrack to Stranger Things is amazing.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The soundtrack to Stranger Things is amazing.
Don’t know why I have The Golden Girls theme song stuck in my head
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Don’t know why I have The Golden Girls theme song stuck in my head
That’s how my house looks.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
That’s how my house looks.
This young girl suddenly followed me on Snapchat. She’s pretty obsessed even though I told her I’m gay. What the hell?
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This young girl suddenly followed me on Snapchat. She’s pretty obsessed even though I told her I’m gay. What the hell?
So much for the No New Wars crowd.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So much for the No New Wars crowd.
If you want to see some major coping and wishful thinking head on over to Breitbart and read the comments section. They’re in full meltdown now.
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you want to see some major coping and wishful thinking head on over to Breitbart and read the comments section. They’re in full meltdown now.
The ketchup is hitting the wall now.
BREAKING: A federal judge has dismissed the indictment against James Comey because Lindsey Halligan was improperly appointed.
That means the indictment against Letitia James will be dismissed as well.
A stunning decision and a major loss for Trump. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
That means the indictment against Letitia James will be dismissed as well.
A stunning decision and a major loss for Trump. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
BREAKING: Court Dismisses Indictment Against James Comey and Letitia James in Stunning Loss for Donald Trump
Apologies for the back to back emails, but we have massive news right now.
open.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The ketchup is hitting the wall now.
Spent the day at a lodge.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Spent the day at a lodge.
Pope Leo!
Who can tame Trump? An unlikely candidate is emerging: the Catholic church | Simon Tisdall
Who can tame Trump? An unlikely candidate is emerging: the Catholic church | Simon Tisdall
Inequality, immigration and civil rights are the battlegrounds on which the church, and some other Christian denominations, are fighting, says Guardian foreign affairs commentator Simon Tisdall
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Pope Leo!
Topher being Topher.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Topher being Topher.
I get hit on by more women than I do guys.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I get hit on by more women than I do guys.
Watching The Goonies tonight.
Hey You Guys GIF
ALT: Hey You Guys GIF
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Watching The Goonies tonight.
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You don’t want to know.
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You don’t want to know.