꒦꒷ 𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙇.
@headcruncher.bsky.social
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⠀⠀𝙈𝙔 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙄𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙊𝙈,
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙂𝙊𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙁𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙎 𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝙈𝙔 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙉.ᐟ
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⠀⠀𝙈𝙔 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙄𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙊𝙈,
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙂𝙊𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙁𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙎 𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝙈𝙔 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙉.ᐟ
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Pinned
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why are you like this, parker
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why are you like this, parker
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November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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why are you like this, parker
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why are you like this, parker
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NONE OF THE COLORS GO TOGETHER AND THE SKIRT IS TOO SMALL! WE LOOK RIDICULOUS!
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NONE OF THE COLORS GO TOGETHER AND THE SKIRT IS TOO SMALL! WE LOOK RIDICULOUS!
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Oh but they're SO CUTE!
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We're finally awake after a long nap, let's see what we've missed.
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𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔.ᐟ.ᐣ
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We're finally awake after a long nap, let's see what we've missed.
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𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔.ᐟ.ᐣ
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November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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NONE OF THE COLORS GO TOGETHER AND THE SKIRT IS TOO SMALL! WE LOOK RIDICULOUS!
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NONE OF THE COLORS GO TOGETHER AND THE SKIRT IS TOO SMALL! WE LOOK RIDICULOUS!
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Don't remind us. Ugh...
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Don't remind us. Ugh...
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"Don't worry Eddie. It isn't anywhere as embarrassing as the dance they make you do!"
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We're finally awake after a long nap, let's see what we've missed.
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𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔.ᐟ.ᐣ
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We're finally awake after a long nap, let's see what we've missed.
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𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔.ᐟ.ᐣ
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November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Don't remind us. Ugh...
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Don't remind us. Ugh...
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WE ALREADY WERE POPULAR! THIS IS EMBARASSING!
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WE ALREADY WERE POPULAR! THIS IS EMBARASSING!
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BUT WE'RE BECOMING POPULAR IN THE INTERNET !
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WE ARE BEING /HUMILIATED!/
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WE ARE BEING /HUMILIATED!/
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November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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WE ALREADY WERE POPULAR! THIS IS EMBARASSING!
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WE ALREADY WERE POPULAR! THIS IS EMBARASSING!
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WE ARE BEING /HUMILIATED!/
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WE ARE BEING /HUMILIATED!/
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WE LOOK YUMMY.
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We're finally awake after a long nap, let's see what we've missed.
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𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔.ᐟ.ᐣ
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We're finally awake after a long nap, let's see what we've missed.
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𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔.ᐟ.ᐣ
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November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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WE ARE BEING /HUMILIATED!/
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WE ARE BEING /HUMILIATED!/
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We're finally awake after a long nap, let's see what we've missed.
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𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔.ᐟ.ᐣ
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We're finally awake after a long nap, let's see what we've missed.
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𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔.ᐟ.ᐣ
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November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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We're finally awake after a long nap, let's see what we've missed.
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𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔.ᐟ.ᐣ
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We're finally awake after a long nap, let's see what we've missed.
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𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙔.ᐟ.ᐣ
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Mm. Hungry...late night snack it is.
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Mm. Hungry...late night snack it is.
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October 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Mm. Hungry...late night snack it is.
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Mm. Hungry...late night snack it is.
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October 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted by ꒦꒷ 𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙇.
//If you use AI, DO NOT FOLLOW ME!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
//If you use AI, DO NOT FOLLOW ME!
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And we were hungry! Win-win, we say.
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And we were hungry! Win-win, we say.
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"I should be reprimanding you...but he was robbing an Applebee's of all places..."
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We once ate someone in an Applebee's and now we're banned nationwide.
The nerve! He was /robbing/ them! It's not our fault his blood got on someone's food...
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We once ate someone in an Applebee's and now we're banned nationwide.
The nerve! He was /robbing/ them! It's not our fault his blood got on someone's food...
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October 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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And we were hungry! Win-win, we say.
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And we were hungry! Win-win, we say.
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...Maybe Thompson is cooler than us.
Don't tell him we said that.
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...Maybe Thompson is cooler than us.
Don't tell him we said that.
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October 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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...Maybe Thompson is cooler than us.
Don't tell him we said that.
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...Maybe Thompson is cooler than us.
Don't tell him we said that.
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October 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
October 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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We once ate someone in an Applebee's and now we're banned nationwide.
The nerve! He was /robbing/ them! It's not our fault his blood got on someone's food...
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We once ate someone in an Applebee's and now we're banned nationwide.
The nerve! He was /robbing/ them! It's not our fault his blood got on someone's food...
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September 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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We once ate someone in an Applebee's and now we're banned nationwide.
The nerve! He was /robbing/ them! It's not our fault his blood got on someone's food...
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We once ate someone in an Applebee's and now we're banned nationwide.
The nerve! He was /robbing/ them! It's not our fault his blood got on someone's food...
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Reposted by ꒦꒷ 𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙇.
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【 Fire disappearing nearby - good. Fire was hell for the other, and less of it makes Venom's job easier. 】
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【 Fire disappearing nearby - good. Fire was hell for the other, and less of it makes Venom's job easier. 】
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September 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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【 Fire disappearing nearby - good. Fire was hell for the other, and less of it makes Venom's job easier. 】
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【 Fire disappearing nearby - good. Fire was hell for the other, and less of it makes Venom's job easier. 】
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【 Off to the races, then. Innocent people in harm's way isn't something he can allow. 】
【 Besides, he's never had vampire brains before. Might be a good palette cleanser! 】
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【 Off to the races, then. Innocent people in harm's way isn't something he can allow. 】
【 Besides, he's never had vampire brains before. Might be a good palette cleanser! 】
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September 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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【 Off to the races, then. Innocent people in harm's way isn't something he can allow. 】
【 Besides, he's never had vampire brains before. Might be a good palette cleanser! 】
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【 Off to the races, then. Innocent people in harm's way isn't something he can allow. 】
【 Besides, he's never had vampire brains before. Might be a good palette cleanser! 】
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We look away for five seconds-
What HAPPENED here?!
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We look away for five seconds-
What HAPPENED here?!
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September 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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We look away for five seconds-
What HAPPENED here?!
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We look away for five seconds-
What HAPPENED here?!
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HAH
We'd pay MONEY for that! If we had any.
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HAH
We'd pay MONEY for that! If we had any.
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September 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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HAH
We'd pay MONEY for that! If we had any.
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HAH
We'd pay MONEY for that! If we had any.
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【 Following with a camera...he's gonna record this. First person ever to rickroll the Human Torch by robot. 】
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【 Following with a camera...he's gonna record this. First person ever to rickroll the Human Torch by robot. 】
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September 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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【 Following with a camera...he's gonna record this. First person ever to rickroll the Human Torch by robot. 】
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【 Following with a camera...he's gonna record this. First person ever to rickroll the Human Torch by robot. 】
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Hrrmmmm...
The Baxter Building. Send it to the Human Torch.
Ooo, we're going to get a KICK out of this!
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Hrrmmmm...
The Baxter Building. Send it to the Human Torch.
Ooo, we're going to get a KICK out of this!
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September 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Hrrmmmm...
The Baxter Building. Send it to the Human Torch.
Ooo, we're going to get a KICK out of this!
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Hrrmmmm...
The Baxter Building. Send it to the Human Torch.
Ooo, we're going to get a KICK out of this!
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Can the health robot also sing Never Gonna Give You Up?
Outside someone's window, preferrably.
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Can the health robot also sing Never Gonna Give You Up?
Outside someone's window, preferrably.
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September 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Can the health robot also sing Never Gonna Give You Up?
Outside someone's window, preferrably.
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Can the health robot also sing Never Gonna Give You Up?
Outside someone's window, preferrably.
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September 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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...No.
No he cannot.
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...No.
No he cannot.
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He's... He can be sewn back together... R - right?
He's... He can be sewn back together... R - right?
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Not at all. Ignore the loose stuffing in our humble abode.
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Not at all. Ignore the loose stuffing in our humble abode.
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September 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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...No.
No he cannot.
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...No.
No he cannot.
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