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"I should be reprimanding you...but he was robbing an Applebee's of all places..."
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We once ate someone in an Applebee's and now we're banned nationwide.
The nerve! He was /robbing/ them! It's not our fault his blood got on someone's food...
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We once ate someone in an Applebee's and now we're banned nationwide.
The nerve! He was /robbing/ them! It's not our fault his blood got on someone's food...
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Reposted by ꒦꒷ 𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙇.
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He's... He can be sewn back together... R - right?
He's... He can be sewn back together... R - right?
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Not at all. Ignore the loose stuffing in our humble abode.
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Not at all. Ignore the loose stuffing in our humble abode.
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You haven't happened to have seen my life-sized Spider-Man plush while we're on the subject, have you?
You haven't happened to have seen my life-sized Spider-Man plush while we're on the subject, have you?
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Noooo we didn't-
Anyway, spill, spill!
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Noooo we didn't-
Anyway, spill, spill!
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