H. Chaos
@hchaos.bsky.social
High Priest of the Church of Harmonic Chaos
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If you really think I’m only saying you're racist because you're a republican that means you're so ok with racism that *YOU* think I think being republican is worst...
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 AM
If you really think I’m only saying you're racist because you're a republican that means you're so ok with racism that *YOU* think I think being republican is worst...
I hope this message gets to someone who needs to hear it:
You have no credibility if your demands don't match your complaints. "ICE is killing people! We demand training!" is not serious. Do you expect me to believe ICE is doing that? Then why are you not making a demand worthy of that accusation?
You have no credibility if your demands don't match your complaints. "ICE is killing people! We demand training!" is not serious. Do you expect me to believe ICE is doing that? Then why are you not making a demand worthy of that accusation?
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I hope this message gets to someone who needs to hear it:
You have no credibility if your demands don't match your complaints. "ICE is killing people! We demand training!" is not serious. Do you expect me to believe ICE is doing that? Then why are you not making a demand worthy of that accusation?
You have no credibility if your demands don't match your complaints. "ICE is killing people! We demand training!" is not serious. Do you expect me to believe ICE is doing that? Then why are you not making a demand worthy of that accusation?
My kink is Rule 34 references.
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
My kink is Rule 34 references.
Let's see if I can get some non-political thoughts out here.
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Let's see if I can get some non-political thoughts out here.
I truly hate that most of my posts are explicitly political. I don't care if it sounds dumb that this may be the thing that pisses me off most about the present day.
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I truly hate that most of my posts are explicitly political. I don't care if it sounds dumb that this may be the thing that pisses me off most about the present day.
The headline originally read "The hallucinatory spectacle of the GOP's response to Jack Smith", which is definitely in the top 10 headlines I've ever seen.
Opinion | Jack Smith’s testimony raises a jarring question about the country
Andrew Warren:
www.ms.now
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The headline originally read "The hallucinatory spectacle of the GOP's response to Jack Smith", which is definitely in the top 10 headlines I've ever seen.
Fuck it. I'm renaming the Senate and House minority leaders to Neville Schumer and Hakeem Chamberlain, respectively. If anyone has a problem with that, I'd be happy to discuss it at any dark, abandoned alley of their choosing.
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Fuck it. I'm renaming the Senate and House minority leaders to Neville Schumer and Hakeem Chamberlain, respectively. If anyone has a problem with that, I'd be happy to discuss it at any dark, abandoned alley of their choosing.
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
Clerks With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
I understand that it's all part of the loyalty test, but really, the fact that a person so obviously deep in dementia is regarded by so many as qualified to be president should be a source of deep embarrassment for all conservatives everywhere.
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I understand that it's all part of the loyalty test, but really, the fact that a person so obviously deep in dementia is regarded by so many as qualified to be president should be a source of deep embarrassment for all conservatives everywhere.
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Look dumbasses. We're like 10 years into Trumpland here. If your argument is still "this is just negotiations, I don't think he really means it" I don't trust you to tie your shoes, use a stove, or cut with grownup scissors. You don't belong on TV!
January 19, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Look dumbasses. We're like 10 years into Trumpland here. If your argument is still "this is just negotiations, I don't think he really means it" I don't trust you to tie your shoes, use a stove, or cut with grownup scissors. You don't belong on TV!
Is there a modern-day equivalent to "relationship goals"? Anyway, if your ideal pop culture relationship isn't Bob & Linda Belcher, you need to set your sights a lot higher.
January 19, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Is there a modern-day equivalent to "relationship goals"? Anyway, if your ideal pop culture relationship isn't Bob & Linda Belcher, you need to set your sights a lot higher.
You know you're stoned when you're standing with an empty cup just inches above the kitchen counter, and you want to put it down, but man that's sooo faaar.
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 AM
You know you're stoned when you're standing with an empty cup just inches above the kitchen counter, and you want to put it down, but man that's sooo faaar.
i just got a promotional email from Cinemark Theatres, containing the following statement:
"January 19 may not be a national holiday, but it is special for us: National Popcorn Day! To celebrate, we look back at the origins of popcorn at the movies."
W. T. Actual. Fuck.
"January 19 may not be a national holiday, but it is special for us: National Popcorn Day! To celebrate, we look back at the origins of popcorn at the movies."
W. T. Actual. Fuck.
January 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
i just got a promotional email from Cinemark Theatres, containing the following statement:
"January 19 may not be a national holiday, but it is special for us: National Popcorn Day! To celebrate, we look back at the origins of popcorn at the movies."
W. T. Actual. Fuck.
"January 19 may not be a national holiday, but it is special for us: National Popcorn Day! To celebrate, we look back at the origins of popcorn at the movies."
W. T. Actual. Fuck.
I'm sad that Scott Adams is dead and no longer in agony.
Unless Hell is real, of course.
Unless Hell is real, of course.
January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I'm sad that Scott Adams is dead and no longer in agony.
Unless Hell is real, of course.
Unless Hell is real, of course.
Every time I see one of those "Don't blame rural Trump supporters, they know not what they do" posts, I am reminded about how many German soldiers in WWII were convinced they were on the right side of history, and no one bothered to ask if they were merely misinformed before shooting them.
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Every time I see one of those "Don't blame rural Trump supporters, they know not what they do" posts, I am reminded about how many German soldiers in WWII were convinced they were on the right side of history, and no one bothered to ask if they were merely misinformed before shooting them.
What's the exchange rate between saying "fuck you" and murder? How many "fuck you"s are as bad as killing one person? 100? 10? 5? 1? Is saying "fuck you" even worse than murder?
Can this be answered by a non-centrist? Can a centrist bear the burden of taking a stand long enough to answer?
Can this be answered by a non-centrist? Can a centrist bear the burden of taking a stand long enough to answer?
January 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
What's the exchange rate between saying "fuck you" and murder? How many "fuck you"s are as bad as killing one person? 100? 10? 5? 1? Is saying "fuck you" even worse than murder?
Can this be answered by a non-centrist? Can a centrist bear the burden of taking a stand long enough to answer?
Can this be answered by a non-centrist? Can a centrist bear the burden of taking a stand long enough to answer?
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Hey folks of Minneapolis!! If you need a tow truck, don’t use Cedar Towing & Auction !!!! One of their tow truck drivers attempted to drive his truck through the protest of people today while proudly wearing his MAGA hat
January 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Hey folks of Minneapolis!! If you need a tow truck, don’t use Cedar Towing & Auction !!!! One of their tow truck drivers attempted to drive his truck through the protest of people today while proudly wearing his MAGA hat
You can't understand US politics unless you understand that conservatives fall in line, while liberals fall into internacine conflicts with every single person they need as an ally in order to have enough people to achieve any of their goals.
January 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
You can't understand US politics unless you understand that conservatives fall in line, while liberals fall into internacine conflicts with every single person they need as an ally in order to have enough people to achieve any of their goals.
It has literally been raining all year.
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 AM
It has literally been raining all year.
Ever have the following conversation with yourself?
"Hey, just a little scotch."
"Why?"
"Because we're high."
"So?"
"REALLY?"
"Yeah, can't think of any issue."
"Crossfade!"
"Oh, I kinda remember that band. Are they still around?"
"No, you idiot! Tomorrow's Christmas, it will suck to be crossfaded!"
"Hey, just a little scotch."
"Why?"
"Because we're high."
"So?"
"REALLY?"
"Yeah, can't think of any issue."
"Crossfade!"
"Oh, I kinda remember that band. Are they still around?"
"No, you idiot! Tomorrow's Christmas, it will suck to be crossfaded!"
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Ever have the following conversation with yourself?
"Hey, just a little scotch."
"Why?"
"Because we're high."
"So?"
"REALLY?"
"Yeah, can't think of any issue."
"Crossfade!"
"Oh, I kinda remember that band. Are they still around?"
"No, you idiot! Tomorrow's Christmas, it will suck to be crossfaded!"
"Hey, just a little scotch."
"Why?"
"Because we're high."
"So?"
"REALLY?"
"Yeah, can't think of any issue."
"Crossfade!"
"Oh, I kinda remember that band. Are they still around?"
"No, you idiot! Tomorrow's Christmas, it will suck to be crossfaded!"
My kids tonight:
"Bro, you're not a kobold!"
"How do you _know_ I'm not?"
"Because you look nothing like Mark Zuckerberg!"
"Bro, you're not a kobold!"
"How do you _know_ I'm not?"
"Because you look nothing like Mark Zuckerberg!"
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My kids tonight:
"Bro, you're not a kobold!"
"How do you _know_ I'm not?"
"Because you look nothing like Mark Zuckerberg!"
"Bro, you're not a kobold!"
"How do you _know_ I'm not?"
"Because you look nothing like Mark Zuckerberg!"
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You don’t redact every mention of your name from The Pedophile Chronicles unless you’re guilty as fuck
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You don’t redact every mention of your name from The Pedophile Chronicles unless you’re guilty as fuck
In a just society, stating "America needs a thoughtful conservative wing" without taking adequate measures to make sure no one on the Left is subjected to that statement would be punishable by a summary punch to the neck from John Cena.
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
In a just society, stating "America needs a thoughtful conservative wing" without taking adequate measures to make sure no one on the Left is subjected to that statement would be punishable by a summary punch to the neck from John Cena.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Wow, Google _really_ wants me to stop using Gmail and go back to running my own email server.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Wow, Google _really_ wants me to stop using Gmail and go back to running my own email server.