It's like. What the hell. Like really what the hell. I basically quit fucking everything, I lived my whole life in fear already. Fuck you. No really. Fuck you. I am sick of you people and your shit.

I had dialup until 2012. Then 5 up/0.6 down until 2022.

Never again. Fight me.

Obviously it's all thanks to nazi sex spies.

Oh. I'm surprised human beings made it. If you'd told me "no, actually Dragon Quest has been around since the big bang" I would have believed you.

It always seemed like something that just... came into being one day, independent of any human input.

Addition to the list of games that made me cry:
* The Throne of the Clock

Become just like me when I'm not ranting about hentai games.

This is my terrible phobias made manifest. I can't even deal with human checkout without imagining that the way they look at me being that entire encounter compressed into a single unapproving gaze.