Hazen Hammel
@hazenhammel.bsky.social
Retired New Mexico lawyer (he/him)
Sorry.
I did a little bit of ethics law during my career, but misusing the law to play creepy political rat-fucking games was never my specialty.
I haven't a clue beyond what everyone else is saying: something about a distraction from the Epstein files?
I did a little bit of ethics law during my career, but misusing the law to play creepy political rat-fucking games was never my specialty.
I haven't a clue beyond what everyone else is saying: something about a distraction from the Epstein files?
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sorry.
I did a little bit of ethics law during my career, but misusing the law to play creepy political rat-fucking games was never my specialty.
I haven't a clue beyond what everyone else is saying: something about a distraction from the Epstein files?
I did a little bit of ethics law during my career, but misusing the law to play creepy political rat-fucking games was never my specialty.
I haven't a clue beyond what everyone else is saying: something about a distraction from the Epstein files?
Bar association involvement comes much later.
I doubt these "investigations" will become lawsuits, like the desperate "Stop the Steal" effort to hijack the 2020 election that resulted in lawyers getting disbarred.
More likely: a judge will quash the subpoenas and we'll never hear about it again.
I doubt these "investigations" will become lawsuits, like the desperate "Stop the Steal" effort to hijack the 2020 election that resulted in lawyers getting disbarred.
More likely: a judge will quash the subpoenas and we'll never hear about it again.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bar association involvement comes much later.
I doubt these "investigations" will become lawsuits, like the desperate "Stop the Steal" effort to hijack the 2020 election that resulted in lawyers getting disbarred.
More likely: a judge will quash the subpoenas and we'll never hear about it again.
I doubt these "investigations" will become lawsuits, like the desperate "Stop the Steal" effort to hijack the 2020 election that resulted in lawyers getting disbarred.
More likely: a judge will quash the subpoenas and we'll never hear about it again.
This would be better if the AI had been prompted to only include women in the background who have had the "Mar-a-lago" facelift
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This would be better if the AI had been prompted to only include women in the background who have had the "Mar-a-lago" facelift
this may be meta but
I'll bet the boxes are shipped in boxes
I'll bet the boxes are shipped in boxes
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
this may be meta but
I'll bet the boxes are shipped in boxes
I'll bet the boxes are shipped in boxes
so did you get a box for Dean here?
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
so did you get a box for Dean here?
it would be funny right up until the tear gas gets in your eyes
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
it would be funny right up until the tear gas gets in your eyes
for now, just this fuck in particular
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
for now, just this fuck in particular
I start off reading this article thinking there must be an explanation. Clickbait has conditioned me to expect that
Then I read the part of the story where "the project is now on hold" and realize
no
it really was that bad
Then I read the part of the story where "the project is now on hold" and realize
no
it really was that bad
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I start off reading this article thinking there must be an explanation. Clickbait has conditioned me to expect that
Then I read the part of the story where "the project is now on hold" and realize
no
it really was that bad
Then I read the part of the story where "the project is now on hold" and realize
no
it really was that bad
Are you sure I wasn't mocking the Apple TV series?
The scenes with the children remind me of the "Cadillac of the Sky" scene 1987 film, Empire of the Sun
The sentimental portrayal of a British child's pro-American enthusiasm at the close of WWII is now a trope
zooming over your head like a P-51
The scenes with the children remind me of the "Cadillac of the Sky" scene 1987 film, Empire of the Sun
The sentimental portrayal of a British child's pro-American enthusiasm at the close of WWII is now a trope
zooming over your head like a P-51
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Are you sure I wasn't mocking the Apple TV series?
The scenes with the children remind me of the "Cadillac of the Sky" scene 1987 film, Empire of the Sun
The sentimental portrayal of a British child's pro-American enthusiasm at the close of WWII is now a trope
zooming over your head like a P-51
The scenes with the children remind me of the "Cadillac of the Sky" scene 1987 film, Empire of the Sun
The sentimental portrayal of a British child's pro-American enthusiasm at the close of WWII is now a trope
zooming over your head like a P-51
I lived on one hill and the school was on top of another hill. So it was at least half uphill BOTH ways.
But you try and tell that to young people today ...
But you try and tell that to young people today ...
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I lived on one hill and the school was on top of another hill. So it was at least half uphill BOTH ways.
But you try and tell that to young people today ...
But you try and tell that to young people today ...
A union brought the case
Conservatives' "compelled speech" union-busting argument comes back to bite them
supreme.justia.com/cases/federa...
Conservatives' "compelled speech" union-busting argument comes back to bite them
supreme.justia.com/cases/federa...
Janus v. AFSCME, 585 U.S. ___ (2018)
Janus v. American Federation of State, County, and Municipal Employees, Council 31: States and public-sector unions may no longer extract agency fees from nonconsenting employees.
supreme.justia.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A union brought the case
Conservatives' "compelled speech" union-busting argument comes back to bite them
supreme.justia.com/cases/federa...
Conservatives' "compelled speech" union-busting argument comes back to bite them
supreme.justia.com/cases/federa...
With the United States becoming a net exporter of fossil fuels and transition to renewables becoming ever more necessary to avoid climate disaster, pressure mounts to convert the Strategic Oil Reserve into a Strategic Pun Reserve
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
With the United States becoming a net exporter of fossil fuels and transition to renewables becoming ever more necessary to avoid climate disaster, pressure mounts to convert the Strategic Oil Reserve into a Strategic Pun Reserve
NORTH TO ALASKA
(lowest overall tax burden in the US)
(lowest overall tax burden in the US)
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
NORTH TO ALASKA
(lowest overall tax burden in the US)
(lowest overall tax burden in the US)
The skeets kinda write themselves
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The skeets kinda write themselves
die Hybris
(German for "hubris")
(German for "hubris")
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
die Hybris
(German for "hubris")
(German for "hubris")
I don't like Starbucks coffee either
but I think some of you are just scabs
but I think some of you are just scabs
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I don't like Starbucks coffee either
but I think some of you are just scabs
but I think some of you are just scabs
They really need to hire Sean Dunn as a spokesperson.
They could erase the stain of Jared
They could erase the stain of Jared
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
They really need to hire Sean Dunn as a spokesperson.
They could erase the stain of Jared
They could erase the stain of Jared
Wait until they release the "Animal Crossing: the Hague Trials" expansion to get the full experience
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Wait until they release the "Animal Crossing: the Hague Trials" expansion to get the full experience
Sean's defense lawyer, who cross-examined the "victim" in this case and got him to say the sandwich "exploded"... she might have helped.
But the grand juries that threw this case out without ANY help from any lawyers deserve ALL the credit
But the grand juries that threw this case out without ANY help from any lawyers deserve ALL the credit
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sean's defense lawyer, who cross-examined the "victim" in this case and got him to say the sandwich "exploded"... she might have helped.
But the grand juries that threw this case out without ANY help from any lawyers deserve ALL the credit
But the grand juries that threw this case out without ANY help from any lawyers deserve ALL the credit