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Hazel Weakly
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I have thoughts. Lots of thoughts. They never stop thinking. Never stop thunking.

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I’m at the point where opting out makes me so much more of a target that assimilation is more untraceable. And it’s not like tech companies haven’t tried to hoover up all that data anyways 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
🥺❤️ tfw you’re not Seattle anymore
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Thank you, Andrew! I can’t wait to see what shenanigans I get up to next :)
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Thank you! This is gonna be awesome and I’m very much looking forward to it. I’m gonna do some cool shit 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’d love this, tbh. Especially since I’m gonna start going pretty deep on Java soon
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Does anyone have anything they could share regarding said glossary of building blocks? I’d love to know more about how various teams view these building blocks and how they compose them effectively to build distributed systems at scale. As well as what they think those components are 🙂
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
(Object storage and serverless feel too high level for what I’m thinking of. I’m more interested in things that would probably never make it as a product offering because they’re a bit too bare bones but are still invaluable. Log structured merge trees come to mind as a potential example here)
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I’m aware of various “building blocks” that are used to build distributed systems in hyperscalers. eg, a distributed lock service, disaggregated write ahead log, and perhaps a few others, but I don’t think anyone has written down a glossary of these? Am I missing one? Or is this just cult knowledge?
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Thank you!
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
tyty!!
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I look forward to sharing more when I can! But for now, I’m enjoying the settling in process, reading copious amounts of documentation, and absorbing everything I can from my wonderful colleagues, including the lion 🦁
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
It feels almost too good to be true. Coming onto a team just to… Do my thing? Well, it turns out that’s the tagline of ING. No wonder it feels like a perfect fit!
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I am truly honored to have gotten the chance to join forces with a splendid team in order to build out some truly exciting projects. Reliability, resilience, observability, developer advocacy, internal platforms, and more!
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Even so. I remain carefully aware of how ignorant I am of psychology and the workings of human culture, group dynamics, and our social structures

It’s with that humility and reverence that I seek understanding. It turns out that, tragically, even the barest minimum far surpasses most “tech experts”
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Is that not how it works? You’re definitely the innocent one, aren’t you…? 👀
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM