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📖💬 i, with my inflexible platonism, / my fierce seeing of only one thing at a time: / i ruled against the indefinite article.
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beware of hill climbing
which one of you vandalized the snow on my front porch demanding answers about french philosophy? serious question.

i am mostly amused, a teeny bit creeped out (affectionate), and ready to put on my best metaphysical lecturing hat for you.
January 17, 2026 at 5:12 AM
love when i try to get my glasses off my headboard in the morning but i have no depth perception because i'm not wearing my glasses and then i smoodge my fingers all over the lenses trying to pick them up
January 16, 2026 at 3:31 PM
they say that hair holds memory
January 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
possibly getting the hang of Having Hair
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
came across @sramsay2.bsky.social's charming blog tonight. as siken beautifully says:

We have not been given all the words necessary.
We have not been given anything at all.
[...]
Is there an acceptable result?
Do we mean something when we talk?
Is it enough that we are shuddering
from the sound?
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Some closing thoughts for my students this semester on LLMs and learning #rstats datavizf25.classes.andrewheiss.com/news/2025-12...
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the best cold weather comfort food
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
kirby air ride. wait
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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if you love something, take it apart until you understand it, then share it with the world.
August 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
August 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
yinz get rad
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
there is currently a state-wide 911 outage in pennsylvania. if you have an emergency, follow your county's instructions. for western PA:

* allegheny: try 911, then call (412) 473-3056

* westmoreland: bypass 911, call (724) 836-1551 directly

* butler: bypass 911, call (724) 282-1221
July 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
DC: great food, great cocktails, shitty coffee
May 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
kaiju
April 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
best fine dining experience i've had in pittsburgh in years — and the best company, too ❤️
March 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
back to my correct coloration 💚
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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please for the love of god bring back technical writing on interesting topics i do not want the selection biases of youtube and tiktok to gatekeep who finds publishing information based on their depth of experience worthwhile
March 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
pictured: the best part of this game
February 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
is there a way to mute only reposts from someone on bsky yet?
January 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Boy Is Tall
January 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
do i know anyone who works at github? 👀
December 30, 2024 at 3:27 PM
5 favs, 5 tags!

game: of all time? probably diablo 2
tv show: i don't watch TV...
animal: 🐈😍 all cat
number: maybe 3, but i don't think i have a favorite
color: 💚 saturated true green

@reliarobot.bsky.social
@lydz.bsky.social
@mcmillen.dev
@shiradrenaline.bsky.social
@breakdown777.bsky.social
This is in no way definitive, but here we go:

Game: Tunic, since I've been loving the rando so much
TV show: The Magicians, comfort show I keep coming back to despite its need for SO many content warnings
Animal: Space Dragon. If it has to be real, Earth Kitty
Number: 1006, iykyk
Color: #ff009c
5 favs + 5 tags
(uh oh...)

Game: I built my name in Dragon Age so I gotta give it credit!
TV show: lately, Taskmaster
Animal: CAT
Number: 9
Color: Seafoam, Coral, Gold

@lizzieluck.bsky.social
@calwyne.bsky.social
@theseawolf1.bsky.social
@seraphiv.bsky.social
@imanotsurugi.bsky.social
December 26, 2024 at 2:29 PM
it took me a long time to realize that i like when my life is full of beautiful things
December 5, 2024 at 5:33 AM
big stretch
November 22, 2024 at 6:54 PM
お点前頂戴いたします

i assisted with a chadō demonstration recently and it was exciting to be teaching & Doing Tea in public.

photo from @callingbirdphotography on IG
November 8, 2024 at 7:49 PM