Hazel
@hazelazureus.bsky.social
Sole Apostle of the Laughing Weaver.
Eyepatches are itchy. I'm a cajun scot with terminal cancer and multiple sclerosis. 35. He/Him, Poly, Bi, Married, ENM, Many Cats, Masters in Biology, retired nurse and Feline Sanctuary operator.
Eyepatches are itchy. I'm a cajun scot with terminal cancer and multiple sclerosis. 35. He/Him, Poly, Bi, Married, ENM, Many Cats, Masters in Biology, retired nurse and Feline Sanctuary operator.
ohhhh so the reason I stopped seeing anyone talking about tennessee's election is because behn lost
oh well, on to the next
oh well, on to the next
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
ohhhh so the reason I stopped seeing anyone talking about tennessee's election is because behn lost
oh well, on to the next
oh well, on to the next
every fucking time I want to make a creamy soup I have no heavy cream, and as much as I do really love coconut milk as a sub for it, some specific flavor profiles really do need cream
but then when I do buy it I don't use it until it's gone off
being a cook with a fatigue disorder is neat
but then when I do buy it I don't use it until it's gone off
being a cook with a fatigue disorder is neat
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
every fucking time I want to make a creamy soup I have no heavy cream, and as much as I do really love coconut milk as a sub for it, some specific flavor profiles really do need cream
but then when I do buy it I don't use it until it's gone off
being a cook with a fatigue disorder is neat
but then when I do buy it I don't use it until it's gone off
being a cook with a fatigue disorder is neat
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social www.youtube.com/shorts/rXM6_... you've probably already seen this but if not it's fun and might help motivate you
I taught an octopus piano (it took 6 months)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social www.youtube.com/shorts/rXM6_... you've probably already seen this but if not it's fun and might help motivate you
inviting tall people to my house by going "haven't you always wanted to feel like gandalf in the shire"
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
inviting tall people to my house by going "haven't you always wanted to feel like gandalf in the shire"
made chicken burritos
bit the inside of my cheek twice and some chile got in the cut and now the left side of my face feels like the way those beestung dogs look
bit the inside of my cheek twice and some chile got in the cut and now the left side of my face feels like the way those beestung dogs look
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
made chicken burritos
bit the inside of my cheek twice and some chile got in the cut and now the left side of my face feels like the way those beestung dogs look
bit the inside of my cheek twice and some chile got in the cut and now the left side of my face feels like the way those beestung dogs look
@kaiserneko.bsky.social yo what happened to the fourstarbento upload of the broly commentary video?
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
@kaiserneko.bsky.social yo what happened to the fourstarbento upload of the broly commentary video?
who let that dickhead feed me pineapple with tabasco on it
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
who let that dickhead feed me pineapple with tabasco on it
eating chunks of fresh cut pineapple with tabasco sauce on them because i'm a genius
my asshole will have words with me about this later, but the blue caucuses of the future are of no concern to the moment
my asshole will have words with me about this later, but the blue caucuses of the future are of no concern to the moment
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
eating chunks of fresh cut pineapple with tabasco sauce on them because i'm a genius
my asshole will have words with me about this later, but the blue caucuses of the future are of no concern to the moment
my asshole will have words with me about this later, but the blue caucuses of the future are of no concern to the moment
some of ya'll ain't putting 30g of protein to your tv dinner mac n cheese and it shows
do better
do better
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
some of ya'll ain't putting 30g of protein to your tv dinner mac n cheese and it shows
do better
do better
one of my cousins had an accent/affectation that made him pronounce "house" like "arse" in a scotsy way, and he'd frequently tell people "take your shoes off before you come in my house"
anyway he's gay and i'm not saying he's a bottom,
anyway he's gay and i'm not saying he's a bottom,
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
one of my cousins had an accent/affectation that made him pronounce "house" like "arse" in a scotsy way, and he'd frequently tell people "take your shoes off before you come in my house"
anyway he's gay and i'm not saying he's a bottom,
anyway he's gay and i'm not saying he's a bottom,
opened a package of fresh sliced roast beef from the deli and literally heard one of the neighborhood cats run face-first into my (parked) car
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
opened a package of fresh sliced roast beef from the deli and literally heard one of the neighborhood cats run face-first into my (parked) car
more than half of the bolognese is already gone
my 3 AM bolognese making ass was like "yeah this will last the week"
that stupid naive fool
my 3 AM bolognese making ass was like "yeah this will last the week"
that stupid naive fool
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
more than half of the bolognese is already gone
my 3 AM bolognese making ass was like "yeah this will last the week"
that stupid naive fool
my 3 AM bolognese making ass was like "yeah this will last the week"
that stupid naive fool
my itch to make ball of gnaise finally got the better of me at 3 AM(this is it as of 2 hours ago, still simmering it now tho, mine's usually a 4-5 hour sauce)
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
my itch to make ball of gnaise finally got the better of me at 3 AM(this is it as of 2 hours ago, still simmering it now tho, mine's usually a 4-5 hour sauce)
these carrots are iffy i am unsure if i want an iffy carrot bolognese
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
these carrots are iffy i am unsure if i want an iffy carrot bolognese
treatment at 9 AM, zero energy, probably ailing in some fashion...
why do I have the itch to make a fucking bolognese again
why do I have the itch to make a fucking bolognese again
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
treatment at 9 AM, zero energy, probably ailing in some fashion...
why do I have the itch to make a fucking bolognese again
why do I have the itch to make a fucking bolognese again
cloud of protein powder in my good eye
this is not approved consumption of macros
this is not approved consumption of macros
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
cloud of protein powder in my good eye
this is not approved consumption of macros
this is not approved consumption of macros
now we get to listen to another 4 years of stolen election conspiracy theories
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
now we get to listen to another 4 years of stolen election conspiracy theories
1 AM cacio e pepe turned out better than usual
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
1 AM cacio e pepe turned out better than usual
i need more people to understand that none of this would be happening if golf didn't exist
that's it, that's literally the one thing you could remove from human society to prevent any of this
that's it, that's literally the one thing you could remove from human society to prevent any of this
October 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i need more people to understand that none of this would be happening if golf didn't exist
that's it, that's literally the one thing you could remove from human society to prevent any of this
that's it, that's literally the one thing you could remove from human society to prevent any of this
if you prefer smooth pureed sauces/soups to chunky sauces where there's a lot of textures and visible vegetables etc we can't be friends
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if you prefer smooth pureed sauces/soups to chunky sauces where there's a lot of textures and visible vegetables etc we can't be friends
@kaiserneko.bsky.social @lanipator.bsky.social bento super when
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
@kaiserneko.bsky.social @lanipator.bsky.social bento super when
made potato and leek soup and added a good amount of smoked paprika to it because fuck herbs de provence purists
it was like a loaded baked potato and leek soup
it rules
it was like a loaded baked potato and leek soup
it rules
October 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
made potato and leek soup and added a good amount of smoked paprika to it because fuck herbs de provence purists
it was like a loaded baked potato and leek soup
it rules
it was like a loaded baked potato and leek soup
it rules
listening to Creed at max volume while passing a kidney stone on a monday counts as attending Mass, don't @ me
October 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
listening to Creed at max volume while passing a kidney stone on a monday counts as attending Mass, don't @ me
why does mundian to bach ke play on aggressive loop in my head every time i eat spicy pickled celery
there's not even a tertiary link between these things, thematically or flavorfully
there's not even a tertiary link between these things, thematically or flavorfully
October 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
why does mundian to bach ke play on aggressive loop in my head every time i eat spicy pickled celery
there's not even a tertiary link between these things, thematically or flavorfully
there's not even a tertiary link between these things, thematically or flavorfully