Hazel
@hazelazureus.bsky.social
Sole Apostle of the Laughing Weaver.
Eyepatches are itchy. I'm a cajun scot with terminal cancer and multiple sclerosis. 35. He/Him, Poly, Bi, Married, ENM, Many Cats, Masters in Biology, retired nurse and Feline Sanctuary operator.
Eyepatches are itchy. I'm a cajun scot with terminal cancer and multiple sclerosis. 35. He/Him, Poly, Bi, Married, ENM, Many Cats, Masters in Biology, retired nurse and Feline Sanctuary operator.
I ended up with a quadriplegiac stalker for a little while after using one for one(1) week in 2013 and that is legitimately not a joke
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I ended up with a quadriplegiac stalker for a little while after using one for one(1) week in 2013 and that is legitimately not a joke
oh you mean the adjective, not the noun
well
well
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
oh you mean the adjective, not the noun
well
well
are you being deliberately stupid or do you just not understand everything wrong with what you're saying
laziness has literally nothing to do with it
laziness has literally nothing to do with it
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
are you being deliberately stupid or do you just not understand everything wrong with what you're saying
laziness has literally nothing to do with it
laziness has literally nothing to do with it
isn't a cochina a pastry full of chicken
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
isn't a cochina a pastry full of chicken
viewers factually did not determine who appeared on Oprah's show
only one person did that, ever
Oprah
only one person deliberately boosted and slapped approval stickers on their products
Oprah
pull your head out of your ass
only one person did that, ever
Oprah
only one person deliberately boosted and slapped approval stickers on their products
Oprah
pull your head out of your ass
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
viewers factually did not determine who appeared on Oprah's show
only one person did that, ever
Oprah
only one person deliberately boosted and slapped approval stickers on their products
Oprah
pull your head out of your ass
only one person did that, ever
Oprah
only one person deliberately boosted and slapped approval stickers on their products
Oprah
pull your head out of your ass
...it is literally not white supremacy to hold the single person responsible for bringing them on that made the decision to do it just because that person was black
I'm not sure if this is a white guilt overplay or what, but there's enough injustice that actually exists without fabricating it
I'm not sure if this is a white guilt overplay or what, but there's enough injustice that actually exists without fabricating it
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
...it is literally not white supremacy to hold the single person responsible for bringing them on that made the decision to do it just because that person was black
I'm not sure if this is a white guilt overplay or what, but there's enough injustice that actually exists without fabricating it
I'm not sure if this is a white guilt overplay or what, but there's enough injustice that actually exists without fabricating it
I mean if you have a computer of any kind made in the last decade it can also run pretty much everything on the market's games via emulation pretty well
that's the one bright side, for every misstep, piracy grows more powerful
that's the one bright side, for every misstep, piracy grows more powerful
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I mean if you have a computer of any kind made in the last decade it can also run pretty much everything on the market's games via emulation pretty well
that's the one bright side, for every misstep, piracy grows more powerful
that's the one bright side, for every misstep, piracy grows more powerful
oprah was singlehandedly, single-voicedly in charge of who appeared on her show, and had more than enough industry leverage to buck ratings if she didn't like someone regardless of their popularity
maybe your villainess era isn't something to stay in
maybe your villainess era isn't something to stay in
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
oprah was singlehandedly, single-voicedly in charge of who appeared on her show, and had more than enough industry leverage to buck ratings if she didn't like someone regardless of their popularity
maybe your villainess era isn't something to stay in
maybe your villainess era isn't something to stay in
...ah yes, blaming the people who watched her show, not the person singularly in charge of who appeared on the show, for the actions of those brought onto the show
oprah had enough money and influence to literally ignore ratings, and she regularly did; Oz and Phil were HER choices.
oprah had enough money and influence to literally ignore ratings, and she regularly did; Oz and Phil were HER choices.
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
...ah yes, blaming the people who watched her show, not the person singularly in charge of who appeared on the show, for the actions of those brought onto the show
oprah had enough money and influence to literally ignore ratings, and she regularly did; Oz and Phil were HER choices.
oprah had enough money and influence to literally ignore ratings, and she regularly did; Oz and Phil were HER choices.
and if anything does catch her out you can go "yeah but he follows me I don't follow him" lmao
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
and if anything does catch her out you can go "yeah but he follows me I don't follow him" lmao
...yes? Spam lists as well as basically every data broker.
Again, there are publically available services that offer it, too, and they're like... 12 dollars a month or something.
Again, there are publically available services that offer it, too, and they're like... 12 dollars a month or something.
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
...yes? Spam lists as well as basically every data broker.
Again, there are publically available services that offer it, too, and they're like... 12 dollars a month or something.
Again, there are publically available services that offer it, too, and they're like... 12 dollars a month or something.
...my point wasn't to go "hey did you know he did it first term", my point was that he's been doing this exact thing since the 80s.
There's an incredibly strong chance his phone was made unable to dial out without interception for his second term(which is also something you can do as a citizen)
There's an incredibly strong chance his phone was made unable to dial out without interception for his second term(which is also something you can do as a citizen)
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
...my point wasn't to go "hey did you know he did it first term", my point was that he's been doing this exact thing since the 80s.
There's an incredibly strong chance his phone was made unable to dial out without interception for his second term(which is also something you can do as a citizen)
There's an incredibly strong chance his phone was made unable to dial out without interception for his second term(which is also something you can do as a citizen)
Phones have been able to audibly say who is calling you since the invention of Caller ID using text to speech. Trump very likely uses it.
If this is just you going "yea but he's a stupid", congrats...?
If this is just you going "yea but he's a stupid", congrats...?
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Phones have been able to audibly say who is calling you since the invention of Caller ID using text to speech. Trump very likely uses it.
If this is just you going "yea but he's a stupid", congrats...?
If this is just you going "yea but he's a stupid", congrats...?
Trump cold-calling people, especially the press, is actually something he's been doing since the 80s! His behavior just hasn't changed, regardless of his station in life.
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Trump cold-calling people, especially the press, is actually something he's been doing since the 80s! His behavior just hasn't changed, regardless of his station in life.
But also, there's basically zero chance his caller ID is ever not displaying exactly who is calling him.
Again, a thing normal citizens can acquire, but it's free if you're the president
Again, a thing normal citizens can acquire, but it's free if you're the president
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
But also, there's basically zero chance his caller ID is ever not displaying exactly who is calling him.
Again, a thing normal citizens can acquire, but it's free if you're the president
Again, a thing normal citizens can acquire, but it's free if you're the president
He does not, no. Almost no one with security clearance does; their numbers are scrubbed from every single ad/spam database.
Services like Incogni actually do the same thing, albeit for a fee, but it's a la carte if you've got security clearance.
Services like Incogni actually do the same thing, albeit for a fee, but it's a la carte if you've got security clearance.
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
He does not, no. Almost no one with security clearance does; their numbers are scrubbed from every single ad/spam database.
Services like Incogni actually do the same thing, albeit for a fee, but it's a la carte if you've got security clearance.
Services like Incogni actually do the same thing, albeit for a fee, but it's a la carte if you've got security clearance.
comparable to the idea of chaiya raichik begging for amnesty
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
comparable to the idea of chaiya raichik begging for amnesty
room's ambient temperature is near the solid melting point of the fork's primary constituent materials
5. 5 potential problems.
5. 5 potential problems.
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
room's ambient temperature is near the solid melting point of the fork's primary constituent materials
5. 5 potential problems.
5. 5 potential problems.
that doc's going to catch an eyeful of my replies and go "what the fuck kind of commune for the godforsaken are you running"
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
that doc's going to catch an eyeful of my replies and go "what the fuck kind of commune for the godforsaken are you running"
as someone literally allergic to sunlight and also incapable of surviving temperatures over 80 degrees farenheit without coming very close to heatstroke because my upper body can't sweat, winter is when life happens
summer is just garbage
summer is just garbage
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
as someone literally allergic to sunlight and also incapable of surviving temperatures over 80 degrees farenheit without coming very close to heatstroke because my upper body can't sweat, winter is when life happens
summer is just garbage
summer is just garbage
anyone who doesn't lament that fact is undeserving of eyes
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
anyone who doesn't lament that fact is undeserving of eyes
the first thing they'll hear
"FEE FIGH FO FUM, WHAT BEGETS THIS HOARDING OF STOOLERATION"
"FEE FIGH FO FUM, WHAT BEGETS THIS HOARDING OF STOOLERATION"
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the first thing they'll hear
"FEE FIGH FO FUM, WHAT BEGETS THIS HOARDING OF STOOLERATION"
"FEE FIGH FO FUM, WHAT BEGETS THIS HOARDING OF STOOLERATION"
more of a circus tent
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
more of a circus tent
"at last i've found their stash of enough mouse turds to build a castle"
"turds. turds enough at last."
"turds. turds enough at last."
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"at last i've found their stash of enough mouse turds to build a castle"
"turds. turds enough at last."
"turds. turds enough at last."