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hazbinhovel.bsky.social
🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker @ HAZBIN SPOILERS 🔞
@hazbinhovel.bsky.social
Fic author of One Time that talks way too much about Blitzpreg. She/her, 20s. 18+ account! Mainly Hellaverse, with a smattering of other fandoms. Icon by @helluvabutt.bsky.social

Questions- https://tetratto.com/@shadowanswers
I don’t want to qrp off the original because this is dumb but with a ‘What flavor is your oc’, I looked up cherry-flavored stuff and one of the first things to pop up was lube, and yeah. That’s her. That’s Stellaluna.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I drew a human Hazel!
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
(Fun fact, the full box has muppet babies on it.)
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Alastor gets pregnant and the Hotel comes together to get him diapers to be prepared.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Stolitz season 4 when they’re established and bringing in one-night thirds for fun
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The other playthrough we did was with nitw, and I picked the mom as one of my characters because despite her being a cat she looks Exactly like my mom. It’s just the vibes, down to her being a regular helper at our local church. I think there’s a picture of her in that exact outfit somewhere.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Some people: It’s been six months since the most recent episode so the fandom is dying!

The Danny Phandom:
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
*squinting* was this some kind of kudos bot or did a bunch of people decide to read HB fic after hazbin s2? I question it because there was only one single other kudo on the email for today and that seems odd to get 10+ guests for one fic but almost nothing else on any others.
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Yep! She was in one of the insta posts too.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I like how since I made my impsona with a white puff on the bottom of the hair with an intent of it just being bleached, I’ve found out I have a hormonal thing going on that means an imp version of myself might actually have white bits in her hair. Neat.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I like how he’s right next to Viv’s impsona. Two for the price of one.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
He holds it up and then it’s fixed/straightened again in the next cut a few seconds later. I’m guessing she was able to fix whatever was left of his chest wound too, although ‘chilling’ in a chair for a week or whatever after the Vees fight probably helped with that too.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Yeah, top comment, that’s about right (positive)
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Big Blitz in booty shorts that say this
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I need to draw Hazel’s human disguise at some point because she’d totally have this as her hairstyle.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
To be fair, that X IS a very tempting target.
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I love the powerpoint's name and the 'click to add subtitle' that charlie forgot to take out because she was in a rush to make it
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is Niffty but she can do it for real with roaches
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Alastor @ Rosie
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
the cut to the wall that has a dozen roo-red eyes paired with 'see this' is Very Subtle.
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
It could just be about the last week or whatever, but this feels deep-set.
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Yeahhhhhh I really get the feeling that box!Vox chastely keeping his hands off of Alastor during the 'confession', especially considering Alastor was likely already tipsy, wasn't a 100% accurate depiction of how it- and likely their relationship before it- went down.
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
they're so cuuuuute
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
and then they just outright say it, incredible. I bet his plan is to wait for vox to fuck up and lay a hand on charlie, allowing him to slip out, help overpower him, and then both cement his reputation again to the wider hell while putting himself back in charlie's good graces.
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM