HazardSuits
@hazardsuits.bsky.social
Fitzroy | They/It | 27 | 🔞 | Dog Thing
posts on here should be called "bleets" bc that's what a sheep and a goats say :-) *bleats*
February 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
posts on here should be called "bleets" bc that's what a sheep and a goats say :-) *bleats*
puppy weed is real and it's whatever weed I'm smoking
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
puppy weed is real and it's whatever weed I'm smoking
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normal flirting doesn't work on me + lowkey makes me cringe. tell me how you'd kill me or I'm NOT INTERESTED. don't care if you 'wish I was there with you' if I was there I'd be performing unskilled surgery on you idc.
January 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
normal flirting doesn't work on me + lowkey makes me cringe. tell me how you'd kill me or I'm NOT INTERESTED. don't care if you 'wish I was there with you' if I was there I'd be performing unskilled surgery on you idc.
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Important message for Rob schneider Actor
January 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Important message for Rob schneider Actor
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What’s your favorite shark species?
Mine is definitely the blacktip reef shark. It’s not the most interesting or special looking one out there but I somehow really like them.
Mine is definitely the blacktip reef shark. It’s not the most interesting or special looking one out there but I somehow really like them.
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
What’s your favorite shark species?
Mine is definitely the blacktip reef shark. It’s not the most interesting or special looking one out there but I somehow really like them.
Mine is definitely the blacktip reef shark. It’s not the most interesting or special looking one out there but I somehow really like them.
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lifted from tumblr and posting here because holy shit this drives me insane
January 26, 2026 at 1:03 AM
lifted from tumblr and posting here because holy shit this drives me insane
grown ass man just said "nakie" in a message do I kill him yes or yes
January 27, 2026 at 5:14 PM
grown ass man just said "nakie" in a message do I kill him yes or yes
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[ OC ] Happy New years!! 🐰🎉
January 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
[ OC ] Happy New years!! 🐰🎉
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since finally allowing myself to look into bpd and settling into the fact that I more than likely have it, it's kind of shocking that no one has ever corroborated my suspicions of having it. I mean, I've been going back and forth for literal YEARS about having/not having it.
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 PM
since finally allowing myself to look into bpd and settling into the fact that I more than likely have it, it's kind of shocking that no one has ever corroborated my suspicions of having it. I mean, I've been going back and forth for literal YEARS about having/not having it.
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“I enjoy thinking about truly fundamental concepts, like the alphabet for instance.”
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 PM
“I enjoy thinking about truly fundamental concepts, like the alphabet for instance.”
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Paused on an absolutely immaculate frame
January 21, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Paused on an absolutely immaculate frame
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*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
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NL has never spit harder than this
January 21, 2026 at 1:51 AM
NL has never spit harder than this
'I might be nonbinary' 'I think I could be bisexual' GRRRRRR STOP SAYING THESE THINGS TO ME I want to jump your bones so badly it's making me sick in the head
January 21, 2026 at 3:55 PM
'I might be nonbinary' 'I think I could be bisexual' GRRRRRR STOP SAYING THESE THINGS TO ME I want to jump your bones so badly it's making me sick in the head
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cowgirls AND cow girls.....
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 AM
cowgirls AND cow girls.....
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[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
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