Glenn Hauman
@hauman.bsky.social
Very tall. Very frazzled. Probably very late. he/him/heybigguy
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The challenge is this: Trump cannot write a pardon for future crimes, and no one knows when he will die or be incapacitated. Any preemptive pardons he gives now will lead to immediate impeachment and removal, and not protect any ongoing crimes.
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
The challenge is this: Trump cannot write a pardon for future crimes, and no one knows when he will die or be incapacitated. Any preemptive pardons he gives now will lead to immediate impeachment and removal, and not protect any ongoing crimes.
“Just because someone else is already helping doesn’t absolve you from helping too. Besides, helping other people feels good, so why wouldn’t you want to feel good by helping? And now you aren’t just helping others, you’re helping Santa too!”
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“Just because someone else is already helping doesn’t absolve you from helping too. Besides, helping other people feels good, so why wouldn’t you want to feel good by helping? And now you aren’t just helping others, you’re helping Santa too!”
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Blackmail always helps keep people in line, and this is a legit threat of bankruptcy, jail, and an American firing squad for Donnie that cannot be stopped once started.
Consider it insurance to make sure their interests are aligned, and that Trump stays Putin’s course and gives him the best deals.
Consider it insurance to make sure their interests are aligned, and that Trump stays Putin’s course and gives him the best deals.
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Blackmail always helps keep people in line, and this is a legit threat of bankruptcy, jail, and an American firing squad for Donnie that cannot be stopped once started.
Consider it insurance to make sure their interests are aligned, and that Trump stays Putin’s course and gives him the best deals.
Consider it insurance to make sure their interests are aligned, and that Trump stays Putin’s course and gives him the best deals.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Consider this option as well: www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/told...
Blackmail always helps keep people in line, and this is a legit threat of bankruptcy, jail, and an American firing squad for Donnie that cannot be stopped once started.
Consider it insurance to make sure their interests are aligned, and that Trump stays Putin’s course and gives him the best deals.
Consider it insurance to make sure their interests are aligned, and that Trump stays Putin’s course and gives him the best deals.
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Blackmail always helps keep people in line, and this is a legit threat of bankruptcy, jail, and an American firing squad for Donnie that cannot be stopped once started.
Consider it insurance to make sure their interests are aligned, and that Trump stays Putin’s course and gives him the best deals.
Consider it insurance to make sure their interests are aligned, and that Trump stays Putin’s course and gives him the best deals.