Brandon Mayes
@harmlesserrer.bsky.social
Washed up Marine aviator. Reborn Assistant Appellate Defender. Not as smart as I think I am. Probably smarter than you think I am.
Covid-boy dinner.
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Covid-boy dinner.
“Bolognese in this house. Bolognese in this house.”
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“Bolognese in this house. Bolognese in this house.”
Rite of passage. Go Heels!
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Rite of passage. Go Heels!
Mando with a proton pack. Basically unstoppable.
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Mando with a proton pack. Basically unstoppable.
End of week reward.
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
End of week reward.
Zuck is evil, but the glasses are 🔥
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Zuck is evil, but the glasses are 🔥
New hoodie just arrived.
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
New hoodie just arrived.
Kinda small, lotta sap. (We’re going to Hawaii)
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Kinda small, lotta sap. (We’re going to Hawaii)
Leftover prime rib instant ramen
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Leftover prime rib instant ramen
Parade the beef!
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Parade the beef!
God tier pre thanksgiving dinner.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
God tier pre thanksgiving dinner.
Wuddup, meat puck?
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Wuddup, meat puck?
You get special things when you’re a kid and speak Japanese to the chef.
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You get special things when you’re a kid and speak Japanese to the chef.
He’s gone full comrade:
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He’s gone full comrade:
Sucked about as much as I anticipated.
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sucked about as much as I anticipated.
Done fucked with the wrong city.
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Done fucked with the wrong city.
30lbs, gravel, and hills.
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
30lbs, gravel, and hills.
He needed more than donut and tots…
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
He needed more than donut and tots…
Breakfast of champs.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Breakfast of champs.
Bashing backhands.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bashing backhands.
Another lazy parenting win. He asked me to help when I was napping. He decided to follow the instructions himself.
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Another lazy parenting win. He asked me to help when I was napping. He decided to follow the instructions himself.
Have a day, Devils.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Have a day, Devils.
Hand roll night. Itadakimasu!
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hand roll night. Itadakimasu!