I've given up on ever getting this blanket back from Flash, it's his now. I just shape it into a cozy little bed for him when I change the sheets.
I've given up on ever getting this blanket back from Flash, it's his now. I just shape it into a cozy little bed for him when I change the sheets.
He comes to fetch me when I'm not in bed on time, and has Opinions about my weekend rotations at work, and taking overnight shifts or petsitting gigs.
He comes to fetch me when I'm not in bed on time, and has Opinions about my weekend rotations at work, and taking overnight shifts or petsitting gigs.
fucking cowards only like snatching people up in communities that they think won't fight back
fucking cowards only like snatching people up in communities that they think won't fight back
i literally bought this mini tin of cookies years ago specifically to use as a travel sewing kit, but also i'm hilarious 😌✨️
i literally bought this mini tin of cookies years ago specifically to use as a travel sewing kit, but also i'm hilarious 😌✨️
fuck off, audible
fuck off, audible
it's not that i'm against being called princess, per se, but you gotta be fucking me real goddamn dirty for that particular privilege, bud
it's not that i'm against being called princess, per se, but you gotta be fucking me real goddamn dirty for that particular privilege, bud