Never been closer to filing an HR complaint than when a boss told a direct report of mine that her bad day was likely due to the planets

My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.

You were so paranoid we got the barest bones rendition of The Broadway Actor story, a true holiday disaster (you were fine! Everything was fine! I have a fond memory of you reading to Bobbie on the little yellow sofa)

it's weird for a few reasons but that was the first one that popped into my head

this is just a weird question because dinosaurs ended three years before buffy even started??

we almost saw that again but SOMEBODY decided he was too cool for a scope

so many to pick and yet god chose ricky jay

and this one for its worldbuilding

first one that came to my mind

eaten chili's twice in the past year and both times it was very good, service was prompt and attentive, and it was surprisingly cheap? becoming a RETVRN guy now, investigating opening a bennigan's franchise