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RJ
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Do you have 43 minutes to listen to me whine about society moving away from completely revolving around me, as a demographic?
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At least the price of spice at the pumps will be going down 2 cents....
All the world's 1.4 million lakes that are larger than 10 hectares.

Canada has to protect their fresh water at all costs. It's literally life.
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
All the NHL's relevant Canadian teams are represented. Warms my cockles, I tell ya.
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I can see for miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles.....etc.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I have no advent calendar so every day I'm just pulling Conservative MP's heads out of Pierre Poillievre's arsehole.
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What did the horse i rode in on ever do to anyone?
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
As Quasar liked to say....."You can't un-lick a butthole once it has been licked."
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Radio ventriloquism is a dying art.
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Might seem an odd question, but.......has anyone here ever destroyed a Death Star?
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Buh-bye, America.

Canada is moving on.
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I just checked, and Trump is STILL a cunt.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Diarrhea is actually quite a lovely sounding word, if you think about it. Pity about it's meaning.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Derek And Clive - I Was Having A Wank
YouTube video by Mark
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
America is the #1 tourist destination.....to avoid!!!

Congrats, USA.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It seems silly & frivolous at first, but really when you think about it...........this is literally the meaning of life. Patrick Hernandez nailed it.

youtu.be/kl1LP81eSKY?...
Born to be alive - Patrick Hernandez
YouTube video by discoreview
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Neanderthals learned to make & control fire from scratch around 200,000 years ago.

I struggle to get a good fire going in my fireplace, even with the pricey artisanal newspapers & kindling I buy in Yorkville and a long-ass BBQ lighter.
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I think I'm leaving the Leafs on read for awhile. :)
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Less than a month to go!
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Happy American Thanksgiving, Yanks (The real one was around 6 weeks ago, but whatever...). Just stop talking about all your political crap, okay? The rest of the world needs you to be quiet now.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you already have your Christmas tree up.......there might be something seriously wrong with you.
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Canada will be just fine with their new IKEA Snödrottning war planes, thank you very much.
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Watching the Leafs this season.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Hey America. THIS is why our elbows are up.

The very thought of being the "51st state" is abhorrent to us.

player.vimeo.com/video/105661...
Dear Canada... on Vimeo
player.vimeo.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It's carbon and monoxide,
The 'ol Detroit perfume.
It hangs on the highways in the morning,
And it lays you down by noon.
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM