RJ
@happydawg.bsky.social
Do you have 43 minutes to listen to me whine about society moving away from completely revolving around me, as a demographic?
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RJ
@happydawg.bsky.social
· Nov 19
At least the price of spice at the pumps will be going down 2 cents....
How long before we're here? Maybe fuelled by the Soylent Green?
Get ready for the run. Bitch.
Get ready for the run. Bitch.
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
How long before we're here? Maybe fuelled by the Soylent Green?
Get ready for the run. Bitch.
Get ready for the run. Bitch.
I didn't watch last night's clown show, but I saw clips of it today. Trump REALLY seemed to be jacked up on speed or something. I think they're pumping him full of speed, to make it thru all this chaos.
Jesus, when it all crashes down, it's going to be so fucking ugly.
Jesus, when it all crashes down, it's going to be so fucking ugly.
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I didn't watch last night's clown show, but I saw clips of it today. Trump REALLY seemed to be jacked up on speed or something. I think they're pumping him full of speed, to make it thru all this chaos.
Jesus, when it all crashes down, it's going to be so fucking ugly.
Jesus, when it all crashes down, it's going to be so fucking ugly.
This may be an unpopular take but I'm just gonna come right out and say it.
I NEVER liked Great Big Sea.
I NEVER liked Great Big Sea.
December 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
This may be an unpopular take but I'm just gonna come right out and say it.
I NEVER liked Great Big Sea.
I NEVER liked Great Big Sea.
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best coloured man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
Lyndon B. Johnson
......
Hey, we're seeing it all over America right now in real time! NEAT!
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Hey, we're seeing it all over America right now in real time! NEAT!
December 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best coloured man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
Lyndon B. Johnson
......
Hey, we're seeing it all over America right now in real time! NEAT!
Lyndon B. Johnson
......
Hey, we're seeing it all over America right now in real time! NEAT!
"The Canadians fight like devils. We cannot hold them!"
- General-Major Wilhelm Rickter, German Commander of the 716th div. at Juno Beach, June 6, 1945.
While the Americans & British struggled to get off their beaches, the Canadians smashed the German lines & advanced 10 miles inland in 5 hours.
- General-Major Wilhelm Rickter, German Commander of the 716th div. at Juno Beach, June 6, 1945.
While the Americans & British struggled to get off their beaches, the Canadians smashed the German lines & advanced 10 miles inland in 5 hours.
December 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"The Canadians fight like devils. We cannot hold them!"
- General-Major Wilhelm Rickter, German Commander of the 716th div. at Juno Beach, June 6, 1945.
While the Americans & British struggled to get off their beaches, the Canadians smashed the German lines & advanced 10 miles inland in 5 hours.
- General-Major Wilhelm Rickter, German Commander of the 716th div. at Juno Beach, June 6, 1945.
While the Americans & British struggled to get off their beaches, the Canadians smashed the German lines & advanced 10 miles inland in 5 hours.
How sex works as a married couple with two teens in the house...
- One teen goes out. He sits on the couch & reads sports headlines. She goes upstairs for an afternoon nap.
- The other teen goes out. He waits.
- His phone buzzes. She has texted ONE word...."come".
- He run up the stairs.
- One teen goes out. He sits on the couch & reads sports headlines. She goes upstairs for an afternoon nap.
- The other teen goes out. He waits.
- His phone buzzes. She has texted ONE word...."come".
- He run up the stairs.
a black and white photo of a man and a woman dancing together .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man and a woman dancing together .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
How sex works as a married couple with two teens in the house...
- One teen goes out. He sits on the couch & reads sports headlines. She goes upstairs for an afternoon nap.
- The other teen goes out. He waits.
- His phone buzzes. She has texted ONE word...."come".
- He run up the stairs.
- One teen goes out. He sits on the couch & reads sports headlines. She goes upstairs for an afternoon nap.
- The other teen goes out. He waits.
- His phone buzzes. She has texted ONE word...."come".
- He run up the stairs.
All the world's 1.4 million lakes that are larger than 10 hectares.
Canada has to protect their fresh water at all costs. It's literally life.
Canada has to protect their fresh water at all costs. It's literally life.
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
All the world's 1.4 million lakes that are larger than 10 hectares.
Canada has to protect their fresh water at all costs. It's literally life.
Canada has to protect their fresh water at all costs. It's literally life.
All the NHL's relevant Canadian teams are represented. Warms my cockles, I tell ya.
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
All the NHL's relevant Canadian teams are represented. Warms my cockles, I tell ya.
I can see for miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles.....etc.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I can see for miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles & miles.....etc.
I have no advent calendar so every day I'm just pulling Conservative MP's heads out of Pierre Poillievre's arsehole.
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I have no advent calendar so every day I'm just pulling Conservative MP's heads out of Pierre Poillievre's arsehole.
What did the horse i rode in on ever do to anyone?
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
What did the horse i rode in on ever do to anyone?
As Quasar liked to say....."You can't un-lick a butthole once it has been licked."
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
As Quasar liked to say....."You can't un-lick a butthole once it has been licked."
Radio ventriloquism is a dying art.
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Radio ventriloquism is a dying art.
Might seem an odd question, but.......has anyone here ever destroyed a Death Star?
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Might seem an odd question, but.......has anyone here ever destroyed a Death Star?
Buh-bye, America.
Canada is moving on.
Canada is moving on.
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Buh-bye, America.
Canada is moving on.
Canada is moving on.
I just checked, and Trump is STILL a cunt.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I just checked, and Trump is STILL a cunt.
Diarrhea is actually quite a lovely sounding word, if you think about it. Pity about it's meaning.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Diarrhea is actually quite a lovely sounding word, if you think about it. Pity about it's meaning.
America is the #1 tourist destination.....to avoid!!!
Congrats, USA.
Congrats, USA.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
America is the #1 tourist destination.....to avoid!!!
Congrats, USA.
Congrats, USA.
It seems silly & frivolous at first, but really when you think about it...........this is literally the meaning of life. Patrick Hernandez nailed it.
youtu.be/kl1LP81eSKY?...
youtu.be/kl1LP81eSKY?...
Born to be alive - Patrick Hernandez
YouTube video by discoreview
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It seems silly & frivolous at first, but really when you think about it...........this is literally the meaning of life. Patrick Hernandez nailed it.
youtu.be/kl1LP81eSKY?...
youtu.be/kl1LP81eSKY?...
Neanderthals learned to make & control fire from scratch around 200,000 years ago.
I struggle to get a good fire going in my fireplace, even with the pricey artisanal newspapers & kindling I buy in Yorkville and a long-ass BBQ lighter.
I struggle to get a good fire going in my fireplace, even with the pricey artisanal newspapers & kindling I buy in Yorkville and a long-ass BBQ lighter.
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Neanderthals learned to make & control fire from scratch around 200,000 years ago.
I struggle to get a good fire going in my fireplace, even with the pricey artisanal newspapers & kindling I buy in Yorkville and a long-ass BBQ lighter.
I struggle to get a good fire going in my fireplace, even with the pricey artisanal newspapers & kindling I buy in Yorkville and a long-ass BBQ lighter.
I think I'm leaving the Leafs on read for awhile. :)
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I think I'm leaving the Leafs on read for awhile. :)