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adult human female alchemist with many questions
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I am happy to follow back all you lovely people, BUT, I am not interested in your c*ck, t*ts or giving you money, so please refrain from asking me or showing me.
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30 years ago Spitting Image dared to broadcast the truth about Israel.

Now no one dares.
January 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
No celebrities homes destroyed, or priveliged people displaced, nothing newsworthy, so lets watch the city of narcissism burn and donate millions.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...
Scores dead and hundreds of homes damaged in Tibet quake
Quake damaged buildings in Shigatse and could be felt hundreds of kilometres away in Nepal and the Indian state of Bihar
www.theguardian.com
January 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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It was quickly becoming apparent that Nelson might have slightly overstated his qualifications on the job application.
January 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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A wolf standing eye to eye with photographer Konsta Punkka. #photography #wolves #nature
January 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Every Single Wolf Matters.
We should protect these amazing animals at all costs 🐺

#Wolf #Wolves #Animals
January 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If the Musk man-baby is so interested in grooming gangs, he should look closer to home. Gislaine Maxwell, imprisoned for trafficing young girls, yet not one person convicted of raping those girls. There's a grooming gang for you little man, a whole black book full of names to investigate.
January 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Something to keep in mind for 2025

Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
January 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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This woman knows what she's talking about, get her elected.
January 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
OOO get me!
January 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Boobytrap spelt backwards is definitely partyboob
December 31, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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I didn't know how much I needed to see a donkey snacking on oranges until now 🖤

🔊 sound up!
🎥 ccihancelik_
December 31, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This beautiful, intelligent, sensitive species does not deserve this.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Sweden begins wolf hunt as it aims to halve endangered animal’s population
Five entire families can be killed, totalling 30 wolves, in move campaigners say is illegal under EU law
www.theguardian.com
January 1, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Err so why is Eve burdened with the fall of the garden of Eden? That is hardly equality or inclusion.
Hi, I’m God.

I support diversity, equity and inclusion.

I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.

Hope this helps,

God
December 31, 2024 at 12:29 PM
I don't use Google, I use DuckDuck Go, yet I still call it Googleing. Ducking? DuckDuck it? What should it be?
December 30, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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I see no flaws in this picture. Perfectly logical. 🫠
December 30, 2024 at 6:34 PM
99% of rapes in the UK are unreported due to the difficulty in proving it beyond your word against his. The proccess is so traumatic, most women either don't bother or give up.
December 30, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Finish the 3 quilting projects I've got on the go already.
I've drafted my 2025 #quiltbingo card. I won't lock it down on January 1, so there's still time to change my mind - if anyone has recommendations for different squares, let me know!

#quilting
December 30, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Why do quilt covers turn themselves into unfathomable spiraled knots in the tumble dryer?
December 30, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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🌌 Magical Terrace
December 30, 2024 at 3:44 PM