Hannah C. Wylie
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Hannah C. Wylie
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I write fiction and creative nonfiction, but lately I can’t ignore all the corruption in front of me.

Follow for language that means something again ✍🏻 (and also laughs, I swear)
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Is there anything cringier than being a billionaire? Imagine being that insecure
lol now they’re what tryna distract from the distraction?

Releasing files means nothing if a significant portion of them include redacted sections that are probably about the sitting president
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Please don’t make me vote for Gavin Newsom please don’t make me vote for Gavin Newsom please don’t make me vote for Ga—
January 29, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Where TF is the NRA?

Interesting that gun rights don’t matter, suddenly, to anyone. Does this mean we can do something about the constant slaughter of innocents by firearms in this country, now?

They want their guns, they don’t want people that disagree with them to have guns.
January 27, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Never stop bullying Mark Zuckerberg. Never leave these technocratic nincompoops alone. Never let him forget that he’s an accomplice to fascism, and really cringey-ass fascism at that.
January 27, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Hopefully some of them have figured it out, but I’m not holding out hope that all of them have rudimentary critical thinking skills
I'm sure a few ICE agents suspect this already, but it seems very clear that DJT, Miller & Bovino WANT an ICE agent to get killed. They need their own martyr. There is a reason they are putting them in increasingly volatile situations.
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Evangelical “Christians” are the embodiment of everything Jesus hated.

I’m not Christian, but I can read, and the NT tells of a messiah that loved the sick, the poor, and the marginalized. He didn’t concern himself with sexual purity, and he abhorred the meeting of religion and government.
January 27, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Yeah, because they’re all ICE goons now! Changing a marketing strategy isn’t going to bring back your bloodthirsty, gore-saturated addicts when they have a chance to play the game in real life.
Activision to change release strategy for Call of Duty, as new data suggests player count has halved in 12 months
Activision has announced it will no longer ship back-to-back releases of Modern Warfare or Black Ops games following steep player drops
www.gamesindustry.biz
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Mush Brain is so pathetic, forcing himself on the Kennedy Center

He’s the kid who makes sure he’s the only one with a kickball at recess so he has to be included. Too bad they’d rather skip recess altogether than hang out with him.
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Trump administration: “OKAY FINE, we’ll just go back to abducting people off the street and then murdering and sexually assaulting them in PRIVATE - fair?”
January 27, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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The Epstein files must be worse than we could even imagine.
January 27, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN!

Do not fund the government until a full investigation is performed for Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The agents responsible for their execution must be removed from duty and put on trial.

The American people demand accountability and an end to ICE & DHS brutality!!!
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Idk, has he ever hung out with Robert F Kennedy’s greatest mistake?

(RFK Jr. is the mistake, but I love any chance I get to remind everyone that the first RFK would certainly be ashamed if he were still alive.)
Americans you can't claim this one unless it turns out Andrew Wakefield was a sleeper agent for the CIA
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Ohhh okay, so Ellison will tank international TikTok to prevent anti-fascist, anti-Trump material from other countries. They’re trying to take away access to actual sources of news and perspective
TikTok in the US has been filled with errors all day, and appears to be disconnected from the global TikTok platform.
TikTok USA is broken
No, it isn’t just you.
www.theverge.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Sometimes I have to hug my dog for a second, even though she doesn’t like it. She lets me do it though; provided I keep it short.
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Would also be open to eventually forgiving any and all whistleblowers! Please blow that whistle! You don’t want generations of people whose families have been destroyed by this administration tracking you down in Argentina in 20 years.
Hey, I’m fine with granting social amnesty to any Republican who says “I’ll never vote for Trump again.” But they’ve gotta mean it.
January 26, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember:

- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
January 26, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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I won’t stop reporting on the Epstein survivors fight for transparency, no matter how loud the headlines get or how many they roll out.
January 25, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Daily reminder that Bari Weiss is like if Diarrhea was a person

GET F***ED CBS NEWS, FIND AN ACTUAL JOURNALIST TO RUN YOUR JOURNALISM OR START ADMITTING YOU ARE P R O P O G A N D A

@cbsnews.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”
January 24, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Mainers don’t F around. Imagine Minnesota but without Midwest manners or Blue state gun laws.
January 23, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Seriously, where are all those hacker groups!? It’s your moment to shine! That or anyone who can magically un-redact things
January 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
You know I actually think we’d all handle it just fine if a bunch of politicians and rich people were outed as Epstein Islandites.

It’s not like any of them do anything of value for the world. Most of them actively cause harm daily.
January 21, 2026 at 4:29 PM