Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch
@hankfinch.bsky.social
👻A mummy limping into the sea👻
WELTER
WELTER
Pinned
My prison name is Mitochondria cus I’m the powerhouse of the cell
“We don’t understand every single thing about quantum mechanics so everything from ghosts to magic crystals being charged by moonlight to changing the color of photographs by thought are real” - Metaphysics Idiots
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
“We don’t understand every single thing about quantum mechanics so everything from ghosts to magic crystals being charged by moonlight to changing the color of photographs by thought are real” - Metaphysics Idiots
My girlfriend thought I was cheating on her but I swore to her it was misunderstanding and I wasn’t kissing the goat back
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My girlfriend thought I was cheating on her but I swore to her it was misunderstanding and I wasn’t kissing the goat back
If there’s a food that describes me best it’s tapioca pudding because of the tiny soft balls
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If there’s a food that describes me best it’s tapioca pudding because of the tiny soft balls
Have a positive attitude and the world’s your goiter
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Have a positive attitude and the world’s your goiter
Hey ladies, you wanna party?
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November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hey ladies, you wanna party?
🚬😎 💉
🚬😎 💉
My self esteem is so low that I sometimes feel like I’m in the 1% of people that aren’t better than you
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My self esteem is so low that I sometimes feel like I’m in the 1% of people that aren’t better than you
The Child’s Play remake was a prequel to M3GAN
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The Child’s Play remake was a prequel to M3GAN
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Child's Play 2 turning 35 seems like a decent excuse to roll this one back out.
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Child's Play 2 turning 35 seems like a decent excuse to roll this one back out.
If I’ve learned anything from tv and movies it’s that antidepressants turn you into a emotionless zombie and nobody actually needs them and help no one
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If I’ve learned anything from tv and movies it’s that antidepressants turn you into a emotionless zombie and nobody actually needs them and help no one
Still waiting for my check from George Soros for being antifa
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Still waiting for my check from George Soros for being antifa
I’m kinda the Michael Jordan of Beyonces
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m kinda the Michael Jordan of Beyonces
Saw Fantastic Four: First Steps
The older Fantastic Four movies were goofy and dumb but at least they were somewhat entertaining
This new one is straight up boring
The older Fantastic Four movies were goofy and dumb but at least they were somewhat entertaining
This new one is straight up boring
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Saw Fantastic Four: First Steps
The older Fantastic Four movies were goofy and dumb but at least they were somewhat entertaining
This new one is straight up boring
The older Fantastic Four movies were goofy and dumb but at least they were somewhat entertaining
This new one is straight up boring
Jurassic World Rebirth is pretty much a B-Movie with blockbuster production
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Jurassic World Rebirth is pretty much a B-Movie with blockbuster production
SANTA WINS NORTH POLE HEAVYWEIGHT BOXING CHAMPIONSHIP VS ELF #69432 RETAINING HIS TITLE FOR 167 CONSECUTIVE YEARS
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
SANTA WINS NORTH POLE HEAVYWEIGHT BOXING CHAMPIONSHIP VS ELF #69432 RETAINING HIS TITLE FOR 167 CONSECUTIVE YEARS
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Happy National C(r)appuccino Day!
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Happy National C(r)appuccino Day!
I wanted to rock ‘n roll but my knees hurt and I wouldn’t have started if I knew how long it was to the top
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I wanted to rock ‘n roll but my knees hurt and I wouldn’t have started if I knew how long it was to the top
In the the new Fantastic 4 movie shouldn’t they be concerned that the baby was born with no umbilical cord or amniotic fluid? Or nah?
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
In the the new Fantastic 4 movie shouldn’t they be concerned that the baby was born with no umbilical cord or amniotic fluid? Or nah?
Vampires live decades to hundreds of years and they never get any smarter
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Vampires live decades to hundreds of years and they never get any smarter
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She’s a 10, but she never likes my comics.
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
She’s a 10, but she never likes my comics.
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The era of news headlines being indistinguishable from Stephen King synopses.
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The era of news headlines being indistinguishable from Stephen King synopses.
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New comic! Wherein Cord makes the best of it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
New comic! Wherein Cord makes the best of it.
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New comic! Wherein Sock nearly has a good day.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
New comic! Wherein Sock nearly has a good day.
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"Unpopular opinion..." and it's the most popular opinion ever.
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
"Unpopular opinion..." and it's the most popular opinion ever.
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A security guard in a world of anthropomorphic numbers is like, “This two shall pass.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A security guard in a world of anthropomorphic numbers is like, “This two shall pass.”
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New comic! Wherein Sock defends his manhood.
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
New comic! Wherein Sock defends his manhood.