john handelaar
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john handelaar
@handelaar.org
I made KildareStreet.com, inter alia.

[🇮🇪 Cork]
Since you are new to this, from my POV a couple years older, stay the fuck away from even trying varifocals until you are sure the regular specs are up to date and can be fallen-back-upon. (You are now 1-2 prescriptions away from this particular landmine)
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ah, the good old days. Remember when the day to day annoying risk to our apps was just spam, and not 10k+/h headless chromes with faked UA strings every hour? 🙂
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I mean sure, if we just also let them into the terminal I doubt they'd be any less profoundly depressed by the miserable yawning Soviet chasm of shitness than we are. Should hasten the end of a crisis they're already calling 'less dangerous than if 9/11 was hot air balloons'
December 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
[war/military shit at college, I apologise]
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I mean... also... it'd also be the straight-up dumbest invasion in the history of the world bc we could just park a bunch of trash on the runway, sniper their plane tyres, and then just wait til they got hungry. Wouldn't even need the army; a couple of gardaí could mop that up by blocking the exits
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Every last ounce of how I know I'm also Scottish is shot through this facebook thread like a stick of rock

www.facebook.com/share/p/1C15...
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
(In not-entirely-unrelated news: holy *shit* that recent popular searches query on the front page is *extremely* expensive. Will deal with that later and find out if you've indexed the searchlog table to hell and back on twfy at some point or not... 😮)
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The road below has no pavement, or tarmac, or any vehicle of any kind
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM