🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social
@hamiltonburger.bsky.social
Musician, elder punk, guitar guy, dog father, doppelgangster of love.
An inner child, mummified in fatty meat.
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An inner child, mummified in fatty meat.
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When you think of the universe as a gigantic, omni-directional Rube Goldberg machine, Karma not only makes perfect sense, it's mathematically nearly inevitable.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:
OK, so when does the the Orange One commit "Suicide?"
Is there a pool going?
Is there a pool going?
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
OK, so when does the the Orange One commit "Suicide?"
Is there a pool going?
Is there a pool going?
Happy "bring your turkeys to work day" to those who celebrate.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Happy "bring your turkeys to work day" to those who celebrate.
With everything bad happening in the world today, watching Adam Carolla melt down over his divorce settlement is the chicken soup that my soul needs.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
With everything bad happening in the world today, watching Adam Carolla melt down over his divorce settlement is the chicken soup that my soul needs.
I am now firmly into my crazy elder punk with a Telecaster phase.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I am now firmly into my crazy elder punk with a Telecaster phase.
Now I guess we'll have to just sit back and see if rich white people are really going to be hunted for sport in New York city. I wonder if it will be televised.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Now I guess we'll have to just sit back and see if rich white people are really going to be hunted for sport in New York city. I wonder if it will be televised.
OK, everyone who's a "Digital Creator," go down that hallway to the left.
Everyone else, follow me.
*I leave with 4 people, and hit the "Incinerate" button for the room down the hall.*
Everyone else, follow me.
*I leave with 4 people, and hit the "Incinerate" button for the room down the hall.*
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
OK, everyone who's a "Digital Creator," go down that hallway to the left.
Everyone else, follow me.
*I leave with 4 people, and hit the "Incinerate" button for the room down the hall.*
Everyone else, follow me.
*I leave with 4 people, and hit the "Incinerate" button for the room down the hall.*
"Take me like one of your fancy couches, JD. Or whatever the hell your name really is."
the HAND IN THE HAIR
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"Take me like one of your fancy couches, JD. Or whatever the hell your name really is."
Our idiot president, who LOVES the flag so much, wants Canada as "The 51st State," with no idea how he's going to fit one more star on there. He never did the bare minimum, phone on the toilet research to know that there are 10 provinces, so they'd be states 51-60. #dummytrump
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Our idiot president, who LOVES the flag so much, wants Canada as "The 51st State," with no idea how he's going to fit one more star on there. He never did the bare minimum, phone on the toilet research to know that there are 10 provinces, so they'd be states 51-60. #dummytrump
I got the 30-year-old batteries out of this thing tonight, and later on I'm going to see if it works.
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I got the 30-year-old batteries out of this thing tonight, and later on I'm going to see if it works.
Air powered vacuum attachments are bullshit. I will die on this hill.
October 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Air powered vacuum attachments are bullshit. I will die on this hill.
Hi, folks.
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Hi, folks.
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No lies detected…
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
No lies detected…
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I'd like to report a murder
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'd like to report a murder
I'm pretty sure that if this new ballroom has a cash bar, Pete Hegseth will pay for it inside of a year.
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm pretty sure that if this new ballroom has a cash bar, Pete Hegseth will pay for it inside of a year.
Cholesterol is sure taking its sweet ass time with this imbecile.
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Cholesterol is sure taking its sweet ass time with this imbecile.
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remember when .... they knew what was coming but did nothing to stop it
October 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
remember when .... they knew what was coming but did nothing to stop it
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Over on X I see all the government agencies saying we're going to Blue Sky. But I don't see them. I just see a lot of hysterical Panic on the part of MAGA.
October 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Over on X I see all the government agencies saying we're going to Blue Sky. But I don't see them. I just see a lot of hysterical Panic on the part of MAGA.
Tom Clancy's One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, SUBMARINE!
Ruin an book by adding Tom Clancy’s to the title:
Tom Clancy's Stiff
Tom Clancy's Stiff
October 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Tom Clancy's One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, SUBMARINE!
I'm told that it's not skeevy to re-skeet yourself. So since it's a little later....
By the way, this also goes for UFC, which right wing types love. You know, Latin-Americans, beating the shit out of each other. It tickles the parts of their souls that long for bread and circus.
By the way, this also goes for UFC, which right wing types love. You know, Latin-Americans, beating the shit out of each other. It tickles the parts of their souls that long for bread and circus.
A couple of weeks back I became very annoyed at seeing Triple H and Stephanie hanging around with Donald Trump and Linda McMahon. But today it occurred to me that I haven't seen anything about ICE agents snatching people at any of @WWE's twice a week large arena events. Coincidence? I think not.
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I'm told that it's not skeevy to re-skeet yourself. So since it's a little later....
By the way, this also goes for UFC, which right wing types love. You know, Latin-Americans, beating the shit out of each other. It tickles the parts of their souls that long for bread and circus.
By the way, this also goes for UFC, which right wing types love. You know, Latin-Americans, beating the shit out of each other. It tickles the parts of their souls that long for bread and circus.
A couple of weeks back I became very annoyed at seeing Triple H and Stephanie hanging around with Donald Trump and Linda McMahon. But today it occurred to me that I haven't seen anything about ICE agents snatching people at any of @WWE's twice a week large arena events. Coincidence? I think not.
October 17, 2025 at 9:49 AM
A couple of weeks back I became very annoyed at seeing Triple H and Stephanie hanging around with Donald Trump and Linda McMahon. But today it occurred to me that I haven't seen anything about ICE agents snatching people at any of @WWE's twice a week large arena events. Coincidence? I think not.
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October 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
What if we all registered as Republicans and REALLY fucked up their primaries?
We could even run our own candidates.
Something to think about.
We could even run our own candidates.
Something to think about.
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What if we all registered as Republicans and REALLY fucked up their primaries?
We could even run our own candidates.
Something to think about.
We could even run our own candidates.
Something to think about.
Let's all go work for ICE and not to our jobs well*
*At all.
*At all.
October 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Let's all go work for ICE and not to our jobs well*
*At all.
*At all.