Hamakei
@hamakei.co.uk
Husband of @anthrosaur.com - admirer of Donatello.
I do repost NSFW art from time to time, so if you don't want to see that stuff, make sure your settings are on hide/warn.
I do repost NSFW art from time to time, so if you don't want to see that stuff, make sure your settings are on hide/warn.
And Merry Merry to you, Mr Zilch
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
And Merry Merry to you, Mr Zilch
And that's the end of his story #ludwigthesecond
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
And that's the end of his story #ludwigthesecond
Got me some Spitey bait @lizardlars.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Got me some Spitey bait @lizardlars.bsky.social
I'm beginning to see why the French dislike the US so much if this is what they call "real" mayonnaise.
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I'm beginning to see why the French dislike the US so much if this is what they call "real" mayonnaise.
I've moved house seven times since I bought it from you, and even when it had to be in storage I did my best to look after it. It's easily my favourite piece of physical art that I've ever bought.
Right now it's on display in the guest bedroom and a great talking point. Then they get to read this
Right now it's on display in the guest bedroom and a great talking point. Then they get to read this
October 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I've moved house seven times since I bought it from you, and even when it had to be in storage I did my best to look after it. It's easily my favourite piece of physical art that I've ever bought.
Right now it's on display in the guest bedroom and a great talking point. Then they get to read this
Right now it's on display in the guest bedroom and a great talking point. Then they get to read this
If it's anything like your paintings, it'll be magnificent
October 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
If it's anything like your paintings, it'll be magnificent
I'm 90% certain this calendar uses AI generated images, and the picture for January was trained on the many, many photos of Thomas I've publicly uploaded. He has a rather distinctive colouration, and the picture even has the white tuft between his eyes and the dried tears under his eye #guineapig
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm 90% certain this calendar uses AI generated images, and the picture for January was trained on the many, many photos of Thomas I've publicly uploaded. He has a rather distinctive colouration, and the picture even has the white tuft between his eyes and the dried tears under his eye #guineapig
Edgar is taking the tube. Don't forget to tap out!
No, don't ask where I got the Oyster card reader from.
#guineapigs #tfl #londonunderground #oystercard
No, don't ask where I got the Oyster card reader from.
#guineapigs #tfl #londonunderground #oystercard
September 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Edgar is taking the tube. Don't forget to tap out!
No, don't ask where I got the Oyster card reader from.
#guineapigs #tfl #londonunderground #oystercard
No, don't ask where I got the Oyster card reader from.
#guineapigs #tfl #londonunderground #oystercard
Thomas died yesterday afternoon after a four month illness. This is very strange for guinea pigs as they normally mask their weaknesses so as not to appear vulnerable. I hope we did our best.
Goodbye, sweet potato. Thank you for spending your brief life with us.
#guineapig
youtu.be/QwucYS9unSw
Goodbye, sweet potato. Thank you for spending your brief life with us.
#guineapig
youtu.be/QwucYS9unSw
August 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Thomas died yesterday afternoon after a four month illness. This is very strange for guinea pigs as they normally mask their weaknesses so as not to appear vulnerable. I hope we did our best.
Goodbye, sweet potato. Thank you for spending your brief life with us.
#guineapig
youtu.be/QwucYS9unSw
Goodbye, sweet potato. Thank you for spending your brief life with us.
#guineapig
youtu.be/QwucYS9unSw
Sounds about right. Though I'm not sure where the 3.6% female attraction came from 🤨
August 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sounds about right. Though I'm not sure where the 3.6% female attraction came from 🤨
Trump is pleased because his 10am magician arrived early
August 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Trump is pleased because his 10am magician arrived early
Oh boy! My first scammer!
I'm so proud to be noticed!
3,700 followed accounts in less than 24 hours, just two posts? Yeah, scammer. I don't even play games online!
Fuck off
#scammer
I'm so proud to be noticed!
3,700 followed accounts in less than 24 hours, just two posts? Yeah, scammer. I don't even play games online!
Fuck off
#scammer
August 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh boy! My first scammer!
I'm so proud to be noticed!
3,700 followed accounts in less than 24 hours, just two posts? Yeah, scammer. I don't even play games online!
Fuck off
#scammer
I'm so proud to be noticed!
3,700 followed accounts in less than 24 hours, just two posts? Yeah, scammer. I don't even play games online!
Fuck off
#scammer
Are the Mail™ worried that their readers are going to think the Assisted Dying Bill will be mandatory and they'll all commit mass suicide or something?
June 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Are the Mail™ worried that their readers are going to think the Assisted Dying Bill will be mandatory and they'll all commit mass suicide or something?
Winston wants to know if #flatfuckfriday is still a thing
June 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Winston wants to know if #flatfuckfriday is still a thing
Didn't realise Nigel Farage was in this one
May 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Didn't realise Nigel Farage was in this one
