Alex Halpern
@halpernalex.bsky.social
Expert generalist. Oregonian.
Act locally. Views expressly my own.
Act locally. Views expressly my own.
Hey I have a sister
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hey I have a sister
This is what you get for not liking Annie Hall
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is what you get for not liking Annie Hall
Obviously it is back, it’s the third week of November. Do you live in a cave?
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Obviously it is back, it’s the third week of November. Do you live in a cave?
Thanks I hate it
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Thanks I hate it
haha fuck you drew your kid rules
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
haha fuck you drew your kid rules
I’m only interested in National Men’s Day, because I am an American.
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m only interested in National Men’s Day, because I am an American.
Being Calvin’s dad provides me more joy than anything has ever provided me
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Being Calvin’s dad provides me more joy than anything has ever provided me
And like, Woody Allen is absolute scumbag, but Annie Hall is one of the best comedies ever made I’m sorry
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
And like, Woody Allen is absolute scumbag, but Annie Hall is one of the best comedies ever made I’m sorry