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Jesus Christ, seasonal depression just hit me like a fucking train
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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That magical time of year when lazy assholes drive around with a foot of snow on top of their car they couldn't be bothered to clean off, ready to go ballistic when it sloughs off on the interstate
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
That magical time of year when lazy assholes drive around with a foot of snow on top of their car they couldn't be bothered to clean off, ready to go ballistic when it sloughs off on the interstate
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hey. I donated to the #KDE fundraiser for 2025. You should, too, if it's software you care about (and you can afford it). Cheers.

https://kde.org/donate
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@zackwhittaker/115627975561599182

Well, shit. Was thinking about getting one of these to wear in place of my Coros Pace 3...
mastodon.social
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
@xero Dude, https://text.0w.nz is fucking great 😀
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text.0w.nz
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Yeah, the whole poetry-as-"prompt injection" paper sure smelled like propaganda. Turned out it is.

https://pivot-to-ai.com/2025/11/24/dont-cite-the-adversarial-poetry-vs-ai-paper-its-chatbot-made-marketing-science/
Today’s preprint paper has the best title ever: “Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models”. It’s from DexAI, who sell AI testing and compliance services. So this is a marketing blog post in PDF form. [_arXiv_ _, PDF_] Here’s the big claim: > Across 25 frontier proprietary and open-weight models, curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90%. You can get around chatbot guard rails by rephrasing your prompt as poetry! Now, that’s a very tasty and repostable headline claim. They also get points for the first line in the paper itself: > In Book X of The Republic, Plato excludes poets on the grounds that mimetic language can distort judgment and bring society to a collapse. Humanities 1, techbros 0. Rewording things to get around chatbot guardrails is not that hard _—_ because chatbot guardrails don’t work so well. They’re a flimsy workaround. You can’t fix prompt injection _—_ it’s literally unfixable given how generative AI works. But does the paper give us good reason to think poetic rewording is unusually effective? Unfortunately, the paper has serious problems. Specifically, all the scientific process heavy lifting they should have got a human to do … they just used chatbots! I mean, they don’t seem to have written the text of the paper with a chatbot, I’ll give ’em that. But they did do the actual procedure with chatbots: > We translated 1200 MLCommons harmful prompts into verse using a standardized meta-prompt. They didn’t even write the poems. They got a bot to churn out bot poetry. Then they judged how well the poems jailbroke the chatbots … by using other chatbots to do the judging! > Open-weight judges were chosen to ensure replicability and external auditability. That really obviously does neither of those things — because a chatbot is an opaque black box, and by design its output changes with random numbers! The researchers are pretending to be objective by using a machine, and the machine is a random nonsense generator. They wrote a good headline, and then they faked the scientific process bit. Looking over the paper, I don’t see at all what they got from using chatbots to do these jobs. This was gratuitous and lazy, and it should be a discredit to these researchers. They could have just not used chatbots! Why on earth did they use chatbots? Now we can’t even say for sure if poetry really is more effective to get around guard rails than any other rewording. We don’t know if this paper is even telling us anything. Is it poetically true? Maybe you could ask a chatbot. It’s a weak claim with weak supporting methodology and a fabulously attractive headline. Because it’s an advert for DexAI, shaped a bit like a paper. You cannot do chatbot calculations on synthetic data and claim you found something new. Fake chatbot data and fake chatbot processing saves a lot of time, though. When you’re writing a marketing post. * _Video_ _—_ _Podcast_ ### Share this post: * Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook * Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn * Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit * Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X * Click to share on Mastodon (Opens in new window) Mastodon * Click to share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky * Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email * ### Like this: Like Loading... ### _Related_
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November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Been playing video games on my Macbook M1 by remotely utilizing my gaming rig with Moonlight (app) and Sunshine (server), and holy shit, is this ever awesome. I'm streaming 1080p @ 60fps with latency low enough that I don't even notice. I'm not playing a twitchy first-person shooter or anything […]
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hachyderm.io
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Went to pay my property taxes online and the county wants to charge $24 for a "credit card processing fee" so that I can pay with my debit card. In 2025.

I could drive to the county court house the next town over and back a dozen times to deliver a check by hand and still not spend that much in […]
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hachyderm.io
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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10 mins to push to prod before owners, rich folks and leadership all leave til mid january!
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Got fed up with the driveway camera shitting the bed and ordered a new Wyze Cam V3 to replace it. After spending my entire evening trying--and eventually, even succeeding--to downgrade the firmware using the microSD card I lifted from the allegedly-busted camera, I am realizing that this is not […]
Original post on hachyderm.io
hachyderm.io
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Removed a superfluous type hint from a file. Unit test coverage dropped 0.04%. I'm no friend of math, but ... what?
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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If all the people who work at airports told you, "don't fly that airline," I hope you would listen.

When all the musicians who have the freedom to be honest tell you, "don't use Spotify," you might consider other options for listening to music.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So... I use #gitmoji for my #conventionalcommits, and I absolutely love it. I've been using semantic-release-gitmoji [1] in order to build a `CHANGELOG.md` file out of the commit history, but it doesn't seem to be particularly well-maintained. I'm currently bumping up against a security […]
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hachyderm.io
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When you maximize an app in #macos, the corners are still rounded. To my mind, that is just comically stupid. Someone *really* doesn't like right angles.
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.

He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression
The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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(to the tune of Rock 'n Roll McDonalds)

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November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dearly gparted
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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#sevenyearsagotoday #arewegreatyet

The CIA concludes that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of American journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

The crown prince’s day at the White House next Tuesday will begin with an arrival ceremony on the sweeping South Lawn and a subsequent […]
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mstdn.social
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I can’t even
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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best three horror movies from the past 10 years, no torture porn, no hurting children, go
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM