On holiday in Fiji, due to fly home tomorrow. Quarter to midnight... and my kid has just puked all over the bathroom floor. Happy new year 🎉🥺

JC once again proving his knack with words. Things feel very bleak right now.

Oooof. Had an evening of lovely company and food but had to give up and go home because I don't have it in me to sit and watch this disaster. Feeling good for the Green result but otherwise uuughhh!

The worst thing about election time is people voluntarily telling you who they're voting for. How am I supposed to look someone in the eye without recoiling in horror after they've told me they're voting for Liz Gunn's batshit party??

It's been 18 hours since this discovery and I'm no closer to knowing who my sweet mailbox candy angel is (and is it even for me?!) I'm obsessed with this mystery.

Behold! My beautiful bok choi. I grew it myself 😇

SOMEONE LEFT A BIG TOBLERONE IN MY MAILBOX and I have no idea who or why?!! Who is this chocolate fairy and why have they blessed me and do I have to share with my family because I've already hidden it?

I don't know how to tell my mother to stop bringing me political articles from The Listener insisting that I read them. It's nice she thinks of me but christ it feels like having homework to do. I'm 41 years old mum, just let me play my video games! 🥲

Just got an earthquake alert on my phone a solid 10 seconds before the actual shaking started... that was some tense anticipation 😳