charlotte brocontë
@halenthir.bsky.social
“local religious freakology connoisseur”. even if there’s no privs yet i decided i should probably have an alt for hole 🔞 @caranthirs.bsky.social
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charlotte brocontë
@halenthir.bsky.social
· Nov 16
in any universe on any site i would find you and i would post talmudically informed elf penis from an account with a kirby icon
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doing things to him that are concerning to the Convocation
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
doing things to him that are concerning to the Convocation
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“what if there’s some perv out there that’s getting off on this innocent video” is not a fearmonger that works on me because i’m the perv. i’ve stumbled across dumb ass #funny videos before where some guy gets hit in the balls or whatever that made me physically go 😳 because he made a pain sound
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“what if there’s some perv out there that’s getting off on this innocent video” is not a fearmonger that works on me because i’m the perv. i’ve stumbled across dumb ass #funny videos before where some guy gets hit in the balls or whatever that made me physically go 😳 because he made a pain sound
i’m just saying that every time dick size has ever been a topic of conversation online everyone is spending way too much time on length and not nearly enough about how thick it is
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i’m just saying that every time dick size has ever been a topic of conversation online everyone is spending way too much time on length and not nearly enough about how thick it is
you know how when a dog starts humping something and everyone sort of scolds but finds this funny and harmless because it’s a dog that can’t help itself. that’s the horniest part of puppy play to me. the amused condescension about the puppy getting too excited
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
you know how when a dog starts humping something and everyone sort of scolds but finds this funny and harmless because it’s a dog that can’t help itself. that’s the horniest part of puppy play to me. the amused condescension about the puppy getting too excited
a key aspect of the aretyaoi is that younger aredhel is suffering from that repressed transmasculine insanity where roughness and dick that kind of hurts a little makes you feel like a man. and celegorm is perfect for that
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
a key aspect of the aretyaoi is that younger aredhel is suffering from that repressed transmasculine insanity where roughness and dick that kind of hurts a little makes you feel like a man. and celegorm is perfect for that
and you know what, fine. i’ll say it. a young adult hobbit apparently being easily confused for a nine or ten year old child to humans does lend a certain freakery to hobbit/human
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
and you know what, fine. i’ll say it. a young adult hobbit apparently being easily confused for a nine or ten year old child to humans does lend a certain freakery to hobbit/human
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melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧
the horniest depiction of any sadist is always when the writer understands that allowing yourself to beat the shit out of someone like you really want to is also a loss of control in a certain way
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the horniest depiction of any sadist is always when the writer understands that allowing yourself to beat the shit out of someone like you really want to is also a loss of control in a certain way
at a certain point being wrong about fictional sexual dynamics becomes a little impressive to me like it’s rare but occasionally in fandom you encounter someone who appears to be wrong about like every ship they’ve ever crossed paths with and that is fascinating in a certain way. an incredible mind
October 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
at a certain point being wrong about fictional sexual dynamics becomes a little impressive to me like it’s rare but occasionally in fandom you encounter someone who appears to be wrong about like every ship they’ve ever crossed paths with and that is fascinating in a certain way. an incredible mind
historical setting erotica is funnier if you interpret every implausibly cut dick to mean that the subject is jewish. you’ll just be seeing some medieval knight about to pound his squire thinking well mazel tov to this man
October 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
historical setting erotica is funnier if you interpret every implausibly cut dick to mean that the subject is jewish. you’ll just be seeing some medieval knight about to pound his squire thinking well mazel tov to this man
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historical erotica is often underestimating the degree to which the average straight man in the period they’re writing about would have been absolutely diabolically horny about bush
October 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
historical erotica is often underestimating the degree to which the average straight man in the period they’re writing about would have been absolutely diabolically horny about bush
absolutely horrifying when ppl are complaining about some fictional dude and they’re listing objectively negative traits but you love horrible men so you’re reading this like pleasepleasePLEASE stop there’s only so wet my pussy can get
September 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
absolutely horrifying when ppl are complaining about some fictional dude and they’re listing objectively negative traits but you love horrible men so you’re reading this like pleasepleasePLEASE stop there’s only so wet my pussy can get
one of my favorite alienfucking things is when the alien is inhuman enough that kissing has to be explained. like oh yeah one of our intimate things is that we touch our mouth parts to each other. it can mean very different things depending on the kind of mouth-touching, yeah
September 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
one of my favorite alienfucking things is when the alien is inhuman enough that kissing has to be explained. like oh yeah one of our intimate things is that we touch our mouth parts to each other. it can mean very different things depending on the kind of mouth-touching, yeah
my thesis of maeglin/dior is [while literally balls deep] i sure hope celegorm isn’t my biological father. i sure hope celegorm isn’t your biological father either
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
my thesis of maeglin/dior is [while literally balls deep] i sure hope celegorm isn’t my biological father. i sure hope celegorm isn’t your biological father either
there are characters i think are bisexual and then there are characters who i think fuck women but have probably also fucked men because a hole is a hole and those are two completely different things
September 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
there are characters i think are bisexual and then there are characters who i think fuck women but have probably also fucked men because a hole is a hole and those are two completely different things
the fact that it’s new year will not stop me from thinking about an elf’s fat tdick. in fact i consider this perfect for the occasion
September 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
the fact that it’s new year will not stop me from thinking about an elf’s fat tdick. in fact i consider this perfect for the occasion
as i always say: i love aegnor and andreth love children but the only problem with them is that when i think of the aegnor that exists in my mind, i’m not entirely convinced that man has ever looked down the barrel of a snatch in his life
one of the unorthodox gil-galad origins i indulge in is the idea of him being andreth and aegnor’s son which is for the most part terribly sad but it’s funny of andreth in the sense that like. have the lords of the noldor ever pissed you off so bad you released your own, improved lord of the noldor
September 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
as i always say: i love aegnor and andreth love children but the only problem with them is that when i think of the aegnor that exists in my mind, i’m not entirely convinced that man has ever looked down the barrel of a snatch in his life
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turgon/finrod to me just has to be giving edwardian schoolboy sodomy like it has to give the part of every notable early 20th century british man’s memoir where he’s like obviously, all boys are homosexuals at school
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
turgon/finrod to me just has to be giving edwardian schoolboy sodomy like it has to give the part of every notable early 20th century british man’s memoir where he’s like obviously, all boys are homosexuals at school
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imagine being the person that's like "squirting isn't real!! it's just piss!!!" as if fucking someone so good they piss themselves isn't the hottest thing that could possibly happen
September 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
imagine being the person that's like "squirting isn't real!! it's just piss!!!" as if fucking someone so good they piss themselves isn't the hottest thing that could possibly happen
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oh, you know, just caranthir being his charming self
September 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
oh, you know, just caranthir being his charming self
i knew that doing fun and active things for a few weeks would catch up with me and my body would beat my ass when it did like i was prepared for this but nonetheless…….well, if you see 50 thousand elfposts from me in the next week, you know why
September 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
i knew that doing fun and active things for a few weeks would catch up with me and my body would beat my ass when it did like i was prepared for this but nonetheless…….well, if you see 50 thousand elfposts from me in the next week, you know why
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I think the 12 lords should test this theory one after the other for science
September 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I think the 12 lords should test this theory one after the other for science